- Sep 21, 2004
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3 categories. Personality, floor game, meta-narrative (i.e."KG is intense", "JJ Barea is short", "JR Smith is clinically ******ed")
5- Jose Calderon: Horrendously efficient. Barely gets off the ground. Only makes news when he less than horrendously efficient.
4- Ryan Gomes: Glue guy who does the little things that are so little, nobody has ever seen him do them. Shoots mid range mostly, at a middling percentage. Described as a "political centrist".
3- Wilson Chandler: At least when he was a Knick, his terrible shot selection made him a talking point. Now that's been toned back and he has to play in a normal offense...I have completely forget who I was talking about and why I was talking about them. Sorry.
2- Nick Collison: That OKC player. Nah not Durant, Not Westbrook either. The big one. Nah not the perpetually snarly one with the bulldog face. Nah not the one who's the most emphatic shotblocker in the league. Yeah the white dude PF. Who just sets picks, rotates well and plays fundamentally sound basketball. Yeah I can't believe Indiana havent offered him 60m/5 yrs either.
1- Marvin Williams: Flat out the boringest player in the league. Shoots mainly mid range jumpers at an ok percentage. Does all the other things ok, without excelling or failing in any. No personality to speak of. Even his meta-narrative (of him being massive flop) goes mainly unreported. Presumably because nobody, other than me it seems, notices anything about Marvin remotely justifying a need to write about him.
Near misses:
Bogut- Face it. Other than the imaginary handshake and shot blocks, he is incredibly vanilla. Decent post scorer, great fundamentals, good passer.
Bellinelli- A Euro guard without Manu's craftiness, Rudy's arsiness, Parker's speed and is equally unspectacular at shooting and driving.
5- Jose Calderon: Horrendously efficient. Barely gets off the ground. Only makes news when he less than horrendously efficient.
4- Ryan Gomes: Glue guy who does the little things that are so little, nobody has ever seen him do them. Shoots mid range mostly, at a middling percentage. Described as a "political centrist".
3- Wilson Chandler: At least when he was a Knick, his terrible shot selection made him a talking point. Now that's been toned back and he has to play in a normal offense...I have completely forget who I was talking about and why I was talking about them. Sorry.
2- Nick Collison: That OKC player. Nah not Durant, Not Westbrook either. The big one. Nah not the perpetually snarly one with the bulldog face. Nah not the one who's the most emphatic shotblocker in the league. Yeah the white dude PF. Who just sets picks, rotates well and plays fundamentally sound basketball. Yeah I can't believe Indiana havent offered him 60m/5 yrs either.
1- Marvin Williams: Flat out the boringest player in the league. Shoots mainly mid range jumpers at an ok percentage. Does all the other things ok, without excelling or failing in any. No personality to speak of. Even his meta-narrative (of him being massive flop) goes mainly unreported. Presumably because nobody, other than me it seems, notices anything about Marvin remotely justifying a need to write about him.
Near misses:
Bogut- Face it. Other than the imaginary handshake and shot blocks, he is incredibly vanilla. Decent post scorer, great fundamentals, good passer.
Bellinelli- A Euro guard without Manu's craftiness, Rudy's arsiness, Parker's speed and is equally unspectacular at shooting and driving.