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Apparently a high profile scat player has let one go at training last night and has made the whole scat squad so physically ill that training had to be abandoned due so many scats keeling over the putrid toxic smell, sources say the player in question who drppped his guts might have been tomahawk who looked like a bloated pig coming back from a short holiday break and he was also seen feasting on a whole Christmas turkey and fries plus his usual dozen hamburgers earlier that afternoon. More to come on this tragic breaking news....
 
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2:30am on Christmas morning ladies and gentleman. Being kept awake by his two favourite things, Geelong and fecal matter.
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