Game Brownlow Medal 2024. Name your top 5 place getters in order (Closet to the pin gets to troll Zackah with #Impunity for a year)

[Sqotty from office works]

Guinneapig in the dunnies sniffing up scraps off the porcelain

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Great event AFL you campsigners.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Guinneapig in the dunnies sniffing up scraps off the porcelain

There's a lot of coke going around in the toilets courtesy of Nadia Bartel.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Why did he style his hair like Mr Kelly from Hey Dad. Bold move. Hopefully Owies comes as Nudge

And Dion Prestia comes as Arthur Macarthur (I really hated that kid lol)

 

[Plugger35]

Did Weightman bring his mum along?

How did Weightman even get an invite? Is there an award now for best ducker? If so Ginnivan and the Wizard should be there too.

 

[Cold Sober]

Daicos.
Serong.
Merrett.
Cripps.
Bont.
I'd like to see Bont win one.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

There's a lot of coke going around in the toilets courtesy of Nadia Bartel.

Nadia spotted at Kmart today getting plated up

 

[StackedHunch]

How did Weightman even get an invite? Is there an award now for best ducker? If so Ginnivan and the Wizard should be there too.

Well given the game's worst divers like S. Johnson and N. Riewoldt were always invited, think duckers should also get a ticket.

 

[STPer18]

Will be fascinating to see the umps cuck Bontempelli for the umpteenth time in favour of yet another undeserving plodder.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Looking foward to the offended melts about the Welcome to the Country ceremony from bigots and RWNJs

 

[Plugger35]

Here is the Welcome to Country, I was wondering where it was, it wouldn't be an AFL event these days without one.

 

[Sqotty from office works]

Could've saved money by not inviting essendon,west coast,rihcmond and North.

 

[Plugger35]

Could've saved money by not inviting essendon,west coast,rihcmond and North.

At least Essendon, West Coast and Richmond players have good drug contacts but I don't see the point of inviting North players.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Votes for Round 0 games should count for double imo . Reward the prestigious clubs who have the honour to play in it.

 

[StackedHunch]

Here is the Welcome to Country, I was wondering where it was, it wouldn't be an AFL event these days without one.

Maybe they heard Kiwis were going to tune in from Perth.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Andrew Dildo speaks as annoying and monotone as Data from Star Trek.

 

[zackah]

You couldn’t pay me to watch this shit.

Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers ftw

 

[frggr]

Thankfully this is one of those things wher merch is made up for every potential winner, so it's ready to go when the real winner is announced

 

[Sqotty from office works]

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[frggr]

You couldn’t pay me to watch this shit.

Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers ftw

Two Metre Peter and Draper?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Daicos.
Serong.
Merrett.
Cripps.
Bont.
I'd like to see Bont win one.

Adz will take too many votes from him imo

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You couldn’t pay me to watch this shit.

Lord Of The Rings The Two Towers ftw

Date night with Jazny

 

[Plugger35]

Andrew Dillon speeding through the votes, sounds like he has bumped into Ben Cousins in the toilets before he went out there.

 

[zackah]

Date night with Jazny

Nah LOTR has real elf’s not #FAKE ones like Jazny

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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