Game Brownlow Medal 2024. Name your top 5 place getters in order (Closet to the pin gets to troll Zackah with #Impunity for a year)

[Elmer_Hauser]

In order for me

1. Patrick Cripps

9

Patrick Cripps

Age

29

Ht

195cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.9

5star

K

9.8

4star

HB

16.1

5star

M

3.4

3star

T

5.8

5star

CL

7.4

5star

D

21.0

5star

K

10.1

4star

HB

10.9

5star

M

2.5

3star

T

3.8

4star

CL

6.3

5star

D

12.6

4star

K

4.8

2star

HB

7.8

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.4

4star

2. Isaac Heeney

5

Isaac Heeney

Age

28

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

4.9

5star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.5

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

CL

0.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.8

3star

*
3. Caleb Serong

3

Caleb Serong

Age

23

Ht

180cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

5star

CL

2.6

4star

D

13.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

4star

CL

2.6

4star

D

13.0

4star

K

7.0

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.6

5star

CL

2.6

5star

4. Nick Daycare(cos)
5. Marcus BontFartSmelly

 

[frggr]

1. Nick "What's a contested mark?" Daicos
2. Patrick "Thank God I didn't need my lawyers this year" Cripps
3. Marcus "Always the bridesmaid" Bontempelli
4. Max Holmes as a smokey
5. Isaac Heeney

5

Isaac Heeney

Age

28

Ht

185cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

7.7

5star

M

4.9

5star

T

4.1

5star

CL

2.2

4star

D

14.3

3star

K

8.8

4star

HB

5.5

3star

M

4.8

4star

T

2.5

3star

CL

0.8

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

2.4

4star

CL

0.8

3star

- will do enough in the early rounds but the umps won't give him votes after his suspension

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

1.Daicos
2.Neale
3.Cripps
4.Merrett
5.Guilden

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

In order for me

1. Patrick Cripps
2. Isaac Heeney*
3. Caleb Serong
4. Nick Daycare(cos)
5. Marcus BontFartSmelly

You can't include a suspended player

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

You can't include a suspended player

No I honesty think he will finish 2nd even if ineligible.

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

No I honesty think he will finish 2nd even if ineligible.

Wtf are the rules?
You need to include Neale, he is an umpire rimmer.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

1.Daicos
2.Neale
3.Cripps
4.Merrett
5.Guilden

Thats not how you spell Gulden

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Thats not how you spell Gulden

Who cares, he's soft anyway.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

1. Serong
2. Neale
3. Cripps
4. Heeney
5. JHF

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Harry Sheezel is a sneaky chance to finish top 5 if you value an smokey bet

 

[Corn Cobbers]

1. Cripps
2. Daicos
3. Neale
4. Bontempelli
5. Horne-Francis

 

[FISTO]

This is Rohan’s year I can feel it

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I feel like McLuggage will probably take away votes from Neale. Felt like he had a better H and A season than Neale myself

 

[StackedHunch]

I feel like McLuggage will probably take away votes from Neale. Felt like he had a better H and A season than Neale myself

Most likely. Neale, however, seems to attract almost as many questionable Brownlow votes as C. Judd did back in the day, so you never know.

 

[frggr]

Most likely. Neale, however, seems to attract almost as many questionable Brownlow votes as C. Judd did back in the day, so you never know.

Short guys have an easier job of getting their mouths on an umpire's whistle

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

Breaking News: Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

31

Ht

178cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

is awarded 'Umpire Rimmer of the Year', fresh from banging a hooker in Las Vegas .

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Breaking News: Lachie Neale is awarded 'Umpire Rimmer of the Year', fresh from banging a hooker in Las Vegas .

How do you know this or are you taking the piss?

 

[Aristotle Pickett]

How do you know this or are you taking the piss?

The whole team were banging hookers last year ,it was in the news.