Bruce Francis and TV legal dramas or the letter to the Minister for Sport

[Armchair Critic]

Bruce reminds me of this guy. You Jackass. Hired help that is a little bit creepy

 

[stanley86]

F*cking LOL!

I can only hope S Lay's reply goes something like:

Dear Bruce,

TL;DR

P.S: Stay off the Cool Aid

serious question .. but where has this kool aid thing come from and/or what is the meaning?
I'm a bit slow on the uptake these days

 

[DesertRoo]

serious question .. but where has this kool aid thing come from and/or what is the meaning?
I'm a bit slow on the uptake these days

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones


Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape-flavored Kool aid.

 

[tigerdan]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones


Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape-flavored Kool aid.

The kool aid was to disguise the flavour.

 

[stanley86]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones


Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape-flavored Kool aid.

thank you
now it makes some sense

 

[gavaniacono]

I wonder what will be his next obsession will be once this finished?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Jones


Jones and several members argued that the group should commit "revolutionary suicide" by drinking cyanide-laced grape-flavored Kool aid.

the sad thing is, mr jones strongly suggested his followers drink it, and they did, and quickly died...while mr jones sat on a chair listening to music and didn't take his own kool aid. Someone ended up having to shoot him dead. An analogy? Perhaps.

 

[stanley86]

that is an amazing letter. Hird had no input into the program yet he had a set of rules that it had to follow? Hird wasn't a part of the football department? It is the AFLs fault for Essendon employing Dank? I could go on, but it is just crazy

 

[Gavstar]

that is an amazing letter. Hird had no input into the program yet he had a set of rules that it had to follow? Hird wasn't a part of the football department? It is the AFLs fault for Essendon employing Dank? I could go on, but it is just crazy

Guessing Bruce has killed his own matrix idea with that letter pretty clear Hird was directly involved (oops).

 

[Sector 7G]

that is an amazing letter. Hird had no input into the program yet he had a set of rules that it had to follow? Hird wasn't a part of the football department? It is the AFLs fault for Essendon employing Dank? I could go on, but it is just crazy

Funny how the meeting between Dank, Hird and Charter on the didn't get a run given how detailed Bruce's letter is.

 

[Blueyboy74]

Letter reeks of desperation. Unbelievable really. It is simply that bad and that deluded that he could be committed to the loon bin on this letter alone.

Wow it is bad

 

[Reality rules]

Letter reeks of desperation. Unbelievable really. It is simply that bad and that deluded that he could be committed to the loon bin on this letter alone.

Wow it is bad

Yes it could be condensed down to 3 or 4 pages with ease.

 

[onemancyclone]

that is an amazing letter. Hird had no input into the program yet he had a set of rules that it had to follow? Hird wasn't a part of the football department? It is the AFLs fault for Essendon employing Dank? I could go on, but it is just crazy

Supporting apartheid didn't get him the attention he needs so hey, this Essendon thing will do.

 

[Lockyer24]

I hope this guy can get the mental health help that he needs. Clearly he is not the full quid. Perhaps he just needs a hobby.

Being a serial pest is his hobby.

 

[teknodeejay]

well he's accomplishing one thing if nothing else.

Giving a weekly dose of LOLs at the office of the minister.

"Gather round ladies and gentleman... Bring your coffee and snacks, we've got another Bruce Francis letter"

 

[Max Headroom]

Bruceys World would be better compared to Wobbys World than Wallys

Hey! I used to work there....$8 an hour or so when I was at Uni (the owners liked to be called Aunty Barb and Uncle Robin). I have seen the helicopter ride that I used to run in the front yard of a property out in the country. And the tank ride was pretty cool too. A bit run down though. Must have made a mint out of the land when they sold it.

 

[Muggs]

I'm sure he forwards them. The fattest file in any government department is the Advice From Cranks and Crackpots volumes I to XII.

I must say he has the style down perfectly.

Think you underestimating the number of volumes there... Or was that just Bruce's own file from over the years?

 

[Reality rules]

Think you underestimating the number of volumes there... Or was that just Bruce's own file from over the years?

No, just the PED's mail!

 

[Reality rules]

Hey! I used to work there....$8 an hour or so when I was at Uni (the owners liked to be called Aunty Barb and Uncle Robin). I have seen the helicopter ride that I used to run in the front yard of a property out in the country. And the tank ride was pretty cool too. A bit run down though. Must have made a mint out of the land when they sold it.

WOW Max,the HTB must be pretty boring in comparison. It's the same ride all day every day here.

 

[NTBlue]

that is an amazing letter. Hird had no input into the program yet he had a set of rules that it had to follow? Hird wasn't a part of the football department? It is the AFLs fault for Essendon employing Dank? I could go on, but it is just crazy

I suggest that we post a list of inaccuracies in Bruces letter that BF members can add too.

The above stuff is a good start.

I would like to add the comment made about ASADA being afraid to summon Dank as a witness as they were too afraid of the evidence he would give. Maybe my memory is completely gone but wasn't there a court case where ASADA tried to force Dank to testify but the judge ruled against it saying they did not have the power to do so?

 

[Proper Gander]

And yet ... You pop up in this thread.

Fixated with those that have a fixation with Bruce.

Weird

I notice you are clicking like on a long dead thread.

Excellent - I love your style and you must surely be a Melbourne supporter (if yes - welcome to the greatest team ever). If no, consider an unorthodox move - you'll love it.

 

[LiquidCrow]

Had a look through Bruce's latest letter which sadly reads in a similar fashion to a conspiracy theory that might be written by someone with a psychotic illness. If Ley ignores this, I would not be surprised at all if his next correspondence incorporates her and the current government into his delusional system by accusing her of being in cahoots with the AFL and ASADA in their quest to destroy James Hird.

 

[Proper Gander]

serious question .. but where has this kool aid thing come from and/or what is the meaning?
I'm a bit slow on the uptake these days

Be as slow as you like.nothing gets resolved on these boards quickly - or ever.

The Kool Aid reference (I won't go into depth, because I can see you already have the info from other posters) is to my mind an especially nasty and lazy way to sledge EFC fans who have been caught up in this mess scenario.

Some of them retaliate by posting nasty and personal messages calling everyone who questions the EFC 2012 behaviour as 'haters' or sheep or whatever.

You can participate and ignore all of that crap and welcome

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Brucey states that Dank told the ACCC that he didn't give the players TB-4.

I bet Dank told him this.

 

[blackshadow]

I'd love the response to this letter to read something along the lines...

Dear Mr Francis,

Thank you for your letter dated March 15, I have forwarded it to the Minister for Arts as comedy falls under that portfolio.

Kind Regards,


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[blackcat]

was he any good at french cricket?

i kinda prefer a game of bocce with ouzo, or a game of croquet kitted out in white gestalt of wimbledon or long island gatsby