he needs a stenographer.
guess what?
I may just have the perfect stenographer in mind
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Bruce Francis and TV legal dramas or the letter to the Minister for Sport
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guess what?
I may just have the perfect stenographer in mind
I thought he got the info from Large Fries.
@Lance_Whitnall? I thought Lance was more the six dimmes and soy sauce in brown paper bag at Altona amateurs on Sunday
I'd guess Chip got it from Dank too, if that's the case.
The ACCC report clearly states that TB4 was used at Cronulla. At that stage I think they referred to it as 'not specifically prohibited' and as an image enhancing drug.
I can only assume Dank was the one that gave it to them?
If Dank did tell the ACCC that he never used TB4 at Essendon, then surely that will come out on the washup? And vice versa.
This is some of his greatest work all in one neat package.
Surely by now it's obvious that BruceTheGoose is more than just the "one-fingered-typist" he makes himself out to be.
The internet is full of sympathy-seeking bullshitters. As far as I'm concerned another has just been added to the list.
Surely by now it's obvious that BruceTheGoose is more than just the "one-fingered-typist" he makes himself out to be.
The internet is full of sympathy-seeking bullshitters. As far as I'm concerned another has just been added to the list.
Better Loosen Up
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Has Bruce ever explained motives behind his support for James Hird? Does he have some sort of direct relationship with him?
This is beginning to look rather unhealthy and obsessive....
This is beginning to look rather unhealthy and obsessive....
Albert Ross
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It is actually one of Bruce's better written, more coherent and better argued contributions.
However he seems not to see that in the first 3-4 pages he talks of Reid not knowing what Robinson was injecting, Thompson shutting down Dank 3 times, trying to remove Dank, and needing new protocols because the old ones were not working or being observed. However he doesn't countenance that within that period players might have been given something banned.
He doesn't realise that he is actually making ASADA's case for them. That whatever the 'moral' guilt of the players, club and it's officials; the only thing that concerns ASADA is did they or did they not take something banned. The story Bruce tells makes it very clear that there for a few months they could have been injected with gasoline and no one would have been the wiser.
However he seems not to see that in the first 3-4 pages he talks of Reid not knowing what Robinson was injecting, Thompson shutting down Dank 3 times, trying to remove Dank, and needing new protocols because the old ones were not working or being observed. However he doesn't countenance that within that period players might have been given something banned.
He doesn't realise that he is actually making ASADA's case for them. That whatever the 'moral' guilt of the players, club and it's officials; the only thing that concerns ASADA is did they or did they not take something banned. The story Bruce tells makes it very clear that there for a few months they could have been injected with gasoline and no one would have been the wiser.
Beginning?!
I still can't quite work out what the premise is?
Clearly, he thinks Hird is completely innocent and has done absolutely nothing wrong. That's clear.
He thinks there's a conspiracy between the AFL and ASADA to get Essendon. They've both been dodgy and misleading in their attempts to get Hird and Essendon.
They both wanted to get the players off but in return needed to punish 'the club' and Hird.
But why? Is he saying that the government want Essendon? I get what he's saying is happening and has happened, but I'm not sure if he's explained why?
Clearly, he thinks Hird is completely innocent and has done absolutely nothing wrong. That's clear.
He thinks there's a conspiracy between the AFL and ASADA to get Essendon. They've both been dodgy and misleading in their attempts to get Hird and Essendon.
They both wanted to get the players off but in return needed to punish 'the club' and Hird.
But why? Is he saying that the government want Essendon? I get what he's saying is happening and has happened, but I'm not sure if he's explained why?
gavaniacono
Cancelled
I think Mr Francis is displaying great talent for the well known pass time of my joyous and care free youth - marbles. A game for the very young and the very old.
Muggs
Premiership Player
Corrected it for you he has been this way for a while IMO
Albert deserves some positives PR to goddamit, Ally McBeal gots cancelled, stenography is dying cos of metadata, we need some ian hanke
look, i made my own ian hanke emoji. i dont know what it means tho
look, i made my own ian hanke emoji. i dont know what it means tho
Sir Hugh Percy
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Come on, man. The ALP needed a distraction from their piss-poor performance and got their pet agency in ASADA to tap Andy D on the shoulder. Andy D was only too glad to shove Essendon forward as the scapegoat because he knew all the other clubs except for Essendon were doping and didn't want ASADA to open that can of worms. ASADA were creaming their undies to sign up for the railroading of Essendon because they're haters - small men (and women) with small penises (or NONE!) who were jealous of how big and successful and glorious EFC and Hird was, man. Then it was just a matter of leaking some fabricated tidbits to the AFL's pets like Caro and Fatprick and the masterpiece frame-up was complete. You know it's true!!!
not to be conflated with the punch and judy diorama dollAlbert deserves some positives PR to goddamit, Ally McBeal gots cancelled, stenography is dying cos of metadata, we need some ian hanke
look, i made my own ian hanke emoji. i dont know what it means tho
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I'm surprised he didn't mention the one tv lawyer who would fit the essendon legal team perfectly.
blackshadow
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Whatever it means it's ****ing scary!
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He mad?
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Has the seakayaker reported him to the AFP for threats to the Minister.
#MartinwantsBruceinjail
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Bruce, and his arthritic typing fingers, have had enuff of the slandering of young Albert.
Brucey Wuyey critiques Gills performance with Alan Jones.
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The really tragic thing is Bruce thinks that the people he sends his missives to actually read them
blackshadow
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16 pages of drivel!
I bet Gil and Lukin are having a good laugh at poor old Bruce.
Reality rules
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I would have the the Minister for Primary Industries for all the horse shit involved.
