Bruce William McAvaney - The always updating Quotes Thread

[Hodgepodge]

He's teasing us all . . . .oohhhh . . . he prolonged . . . he prolonged . . . the ecstacy . . .

 

[Whos_Your_Caddy]

"he's like a dog in heat" about Tyson goldsack.

 

[Yianni]

Goldsack. He's like a dog on heat tonight!!

Er...I think that's you Bruce


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[Wackajack]

He completely lost the plot last night when referring to Goldsack as "a dog on heat". Its like 7 have said to him u need to be more gay friendly and so hes gone and got an anti-gay video from the 1950s and is now acting like a sterotypical flamboyant homo.

 

[callas]

looking forward to when Bruce mistakenly says 'sucked off' instead of 'subbed off' - on current form you know its bound to happen!

 

[Kram]

When the camera switches to players on the boundary line getting their upper legs worked on by trainers you just know Bruce has control of that button.

 

[flaps]

"Johnson, he's just so strong through the hips"

Bloody hell, if that was taken out of context....

 

[Beetlebum]

That line has a context all of it's own.

 

[WALDENPOND]

Is he aware how many times he says "ya feel"?

 

[Winston_Smith]

On Planet Bwuce, a team does not make a comeback, instead they "come hard". "Awww, Hawthorn are coming hard! Awwww~~!"

 

[CotchNCo]

Is he aware how many times he says "ya feel"?

"You feel like if Carlton get 4 goals in before the end of the quarter they are right back in it"

He says this sort of stuff all the time, you're right.

 

[flaps]

Awwww~~!"

This needs to be a shortcut on my keyboard. I cooked it just reading that and imagining him saying it (like he does every week).

 

[NSWCROW]

Chaos Ball

 

[Whos_Your_Caddy]

"A goal here helps". Useful commentary.

 

[Theprofessional]

"Ya just feel like the next one is important, don't cha Leigh/Richo etc"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

 

[EFL Boy]

"This is nearly the biggest night in South Australian sporting history"

wtf.

 

[Turkey Tom]

I just watched the last quarter, but I'm sure when Bruce was commentating every time someone kicked the ball he said 'off a step'!!!!!! Drove me bloody crazy.

 

[flaps]

"To Pendles, to Swanny, to Mcaffer, to Beams, to Sidebottom"

How about you tell us how the disposed of it Bruth...

 

[Pecker]

I watched a game from 1990 recently, in which he was commentating, and he was terrific. None of that dribble that pours from his mouth or from between his legs nowadays. Albeit he was working with Don Scott and Peter McKenna. What went wrong Bruce?

 

[GreekLunatic]

Bruce should be put into pasture. All we want is for you to call the game. Not say delicious and stuff like that

 

[SJ]

"To Pendles, to Swanny, to Mcaffer, to Beams, to Sidebottom"

How about you tell us how the disposed of it Bruth...

No need. We can see that for ourselves.

 

[Hate]

No need. We can see that for ourselves.

Sound with picture off?

 

[Commissioner Gordon]

No need. We can see that for ourselves.

Exactly, a lot of commentators think they need to explain the obvious. Just keep it simple and stop dribbling shit

 

[Underdog]

Sound with picture off?

Turn the radio on instead. That isn't the medium he is broadcasting on.

 

[Nelso]

Bruce should call it quits now.

He is an embarrassment.

Terrible call last night. Does not help when Hamish is his offsider.