'BT' and Darcy: The Worst Commentary Team in History?

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Some approximate that the number of stars in the observable universe is 30 billion trillion, others say the universe is infinite, with an infinite amount of stars.

By the end of Luke Darcy's broadcasting career, I dare say that the number of players or other personalities he has labelled 'stars' or 'absolute stars' will also be at such incalculable levels.
 

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Some approximate that the number of stars in the observable universe is 30 billion trillion, others say the universe is infinite, with an infinite amount of stars.

By the end of Luke Darcy's broadcasting career, I dare say that the number of players or other personalities he has labelled 'stars' or 'absolute stars' will also be at such incalculable levels.
Hopefully that will be sooner rather than later.
 
Players get gigs on TV and if they are no good, they get weeded out eventually. David Schwarz an example of this on Channel 7. But somehow Darcy has managed to make his way to be a leading host and commentator with pretty much little skill, poor analysis of the game and boring style of commentary.

Combine him with BT and Saturday night's have become as much about those 2 as the actual game. It is pretty frustrating when you just want to watch the footy.
 
Players get gigs on TV and if they are no good, they get weeded out eventually. David Schwarz an example of this on Channel 7. But somehow Darcy has managed to make his way to be a leading host and commentator with pretty much little skill, poor analysis of the game and boring style of commentary.

Combine him with BT and Saturday night's have become as much about those 2 as the actual game. It is pretty frustrating when you just want to watch the footy.
Yeah, usually dud ex players get the can quick smart. But then again Ricciuto when he first commentated was hopeless, but he's obviously worked hard and has grown into his new role quite well, he's actually quite a funny bloke and contributes meaningfully to the broadcast. Darcy however doesn't seem to see the need to actually improve his abilities and still gets top roles handed to him, can't stand the bloke.
 
I don't mind Ricciuto either - although admittedly I don't hear him that often - and I actually don't mind Darcy too much, it's mainly BT that I can't stand to the point where I actually mute the TV, his puerile interaction with Richo is particularly annoying (but I like Richo on his own).
 
ha. The Triple M guys were joking that this was Darcey doing some modelling in the old days,

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Some approximate that the number of stars in the observable universe is 30 billion trillion, others say the universe is infinite, with an infinite amount of stars.

By the end of Luke Darcy's broadcasting career, I dare say that the number of players or other personalities he has labelled 'stars' or 'absolute stars' will also be at such incalculable levels.
I believe that 'he's just an out and out star and I just love the way he goes about it' were the words forced into Luke's vocabulary when he was an infant.
 
If any of us had the stamina needed, we should re-watch Saturday night's game and actually go through and detail how much time was spent on:

  • Jokes
  • Non-Footy related banter
  • Errors
Plus, how many times players were called by first names or nick names.

Would be a hell of a thing to do.

For bonus points, make a drinking game out of it*.


*I hold no responsibility for anyone who is stupid enough to attempt this and dies as a result.
 


This is even worse.


That was cringeworthy and the first time I noticed him do it

If I had a beer each time he pulled it tonight I'd be in a coma

He's set the mongmeter to 11 tonight
 

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