selwoodsuperstar
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that is a truly immature post fel. get back to the under 18s forum or smarten up buddyDear Confusia, I was not trying to confuse ya, just pointing out that the Wombat has a right to convey what he thinks anytime, and not have to do an apprenticeship to gain the right to express his opinions. Do you recall what you wrote on your first post ?
Anyway, I'm sure that you know that the real Confucious was a very wise old chinese philosopher. I've included a few of his thoughts. Hope it brightens your day.
Lady who fly upside down, have crack up.
Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
State of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.
Baseball all wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk.
Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.
Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better whole.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on whole woman have more.
Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner.
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.
Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.