Chants for the cheer squad to use against Geelong

[Lidge]

(Borrowed and plagiarised from a variety of EPL clubs.)

The Geelong Family (to the tune of the Addams Family theme)

your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
you all ******** one another,
the Geelong family,
der der der der,
clap clap,
der der der der,
clap clap,
der der der der,
der der der der,
der der der der,
clap clap!

repeat until bored

Tractors up your arse (Tune: She'll be driving 6 white horses)


u can stick your ********in tractors your arse,
u can stick your ********in tractors your arse,
stick your ********in tractors,
u can stick your ********in tractors,
u can stick your ********in tractors up your arse

u can stick your ********in banjos your arse,
u can stick your ********in banjos your arse,
stick your ********in banjos,
u can stick your ********in banjos,
u can stick your ********in banjos up your arse

Clap your hands

If you all hate Geelong clap your hands,
If you all hate Geelong clap your hands,
If u all hate Geelong, all hate Geelong, all hate Geelong clap your hands
....clap clap clap

ooooooooo.......
If you think Brad Ottens is a *******, clap your hands,
If you think Gary Ablett is a junkie, clap your hands,
If you really fu*kin hate them,really fu*kin hate them,really fu*kin hate them, clap your hands
....clap clap clap

ooooooooo......
If you mean it from you heart, clap your hands,
If you mean it form your heart, clap your hands,
If you mean it from your heat, mean it from your heart, mean it from your heart clap your hands
....clap clap clap

 

[spurs]

We are up by 10 goals at quarter time ......clap clap clap!

 

[Twinkletoes]

lol...........Love your work Lidge .

T'toes

 

[Shinboners]

If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, and you really want to show it
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands

 

[Cororoo]

Here,

Kitty ,kitty ,kitty kitty?

Here ,

kitty?

Here,

Kitty , kitty , kitty kitty?

 

[Cororoo]

We're the pride of Bellarine Peninsula

We're the Geelong Pussy Cats,

We've got a brand new grandstand

That was blessed by a Collingwood prat!

We haven't won a flag since nineteen sixty three (orr geez!)

We're the pride of Bellarine Peninsula

Will the Kangas win , yes please!

 

[Sco]

(Borrowed and plagiarised from a variety of EPL clubs.)

The Geelong Family (to the tune of the Addams Family theme)

your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
you all ******** one another,
the Geelong family,
der der der der,
clap clap,
der der der der,
clap clap,
der der der der,
der der der der,
der der der der,
clap clap!

repeat until bored

Officially Certified GOLD!

 

[Wild Kangaroo]

If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, and you really want to show it
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands

Absolute Gold

 

[wakeboardandy]

If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands
If you've seen your team win the flag, and you really want to show it
If you've seen your team win the flag, clap your hands

clap, clap

 

[Roonaldo!]

We are the pride of Victoria,
The best of the north,
We hate Magpies the Bombers of course (AND THE CATS)


Its a changed version of Manchester United's Pride of all europe.

 

[kitty_11]

Here,

Kitty ,kitty ,kitty kitty?

Here ,

kitty?

Here,

Kitty , kitty , kitty kitty?

Hey, I'm here

Love the chants...funny how soccer folk get painted out to be hooligans by the media all the time, yet they're FAR more creative in the chant department than us. Other than the one-off cracks from individuals in the crowd, the only chant heard at a footy match for the most part is "*insert name here* is a ********er!" clap, clap, clap, clap, clap

Hope someone from the cheer squad takes note of these...

kitty

 

[Roonaldo!]

Association football = Best atmosphere at any sport.

 

[Renegade]

Funny i didn't hear any of those chants today. Didn't hear a peep from the cheersquad actually.

 

[donkster]

Sorry, didn't get to add my two cents worth the other day, saw the thread but had no time to post my chant, which was going to be something along the lines of "scoooooorrrrreeebooooaaaarrrddd, scoooooooorrrreeeboooooaarrd".

 

[Shinboners]

To the tune of "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain"

"You'll be choking in September when it comes,
You'll be choking in September when it comes,
You'll be choking in September,
You'll be choking in September,
You'll be choking in September when it comes"

 

[kitty_11]

Sorry, didn't get to add my two cents worth the other day, saw the thread but had no time to post my chant, which was going to be something along the lines of "scoooooorrrrreeebooooaaaarrrddd, scoooooooorrrreeeboooooaarrd".

Which serves to prove my point re soccer folk compared to aussie rules folk. No creativity or wit on our end whatsoever

These Geelong folk have no sense of humour, do they? At least we can have a bit of a laugh while we're down...

kitty

 

[donkster]

Heh, if I didn't have a sense of humour I would have come in here and ranted and raved about how ******** you were on the weekend.. But you already know that anyway.

I got one for ya, just for the Roos.

"We're all goin on a Winter holiday
no more playing for a month or two
relax and slack off on a winter holiday
no more finals for the kangaroos
For a year or two."

Edit: oh btw it's to the tune of "Summer Holiday"

 

[ARDENSTREETforever]

Dont write off North Melbourne just yet..

North Melbourne never EVER throw in the towel, and we will see this on Saturday night.

No FTA tv, no radio= WIN!

 

[conwaynmfc]

So there's no coverage of this game either?

Oh...soz, foxtel right?

 

[ARDENSTREETforever]

Live on foxtel.

 

[ARDENSTREETforever]

Live on foxtel, but i've watched us on foxtel 3 times this year, and got done every time... so i will be in Brisbane instead!

 

[Shinboners]

To the tune of 10 Green Bottles...

"40 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
40 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
Along comes September, where they will f*ck up,
Then it'll be 41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park

41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
Along comes September, where they will f*ck up,
Then it'll be 42 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park"

Keep repeating....probably forever.

 

[Bren]

To the tune of 10 Green Bottles...

"40 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
40 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
Along comes September, where they will f*ck up,
Then it'll be 41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park

41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
41 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park,
Along comes September, where they will f*ck up,
Then it'll be 42 years of failure, down at Kardinia Park"

Keep repeating....probably forever.

 

[Shinboners]

Screw it, let's start having a go at Brisbane......

To the tune of "He's Got The Whole World In His Hands"

"They've got the biggest salary cap in the land,
They've got the biggest salary cap in the land,
They've got the biggest salary cap in the land,

Lethal's the biggest whinger in the land,
Lethal's the biggest whinger in the land,
Lethal's the biggest whinger in the land,

Keating's got the biggest nose in the land,
Keating's got the biggest nose in the land,
Keating's got the biggest nose in the land,

Aka's got the biggest acne in the land,
Aka's got the biggest acne in the land,
Aka's got the biggest acne in the land"

 

[Lidge]

Get into them and f*ck them up!

Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)
Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)
Get Into Them, (1st set of fans)
and F**K Them up, (2nd set of fans)

(until the fans get bored)

Have a hunch, this one would probably be more effective at a home game