Live Event Cheese Demons v Port Bananas @ Gabba

[A Bit Dusty]

We are cheese tonight.

He's being played out of position.

Always bad when they play a bench warmer on the field

 

[Wosh]

*waits for port posters*

Why?

 

[zackah]

Why?

Because they're winning

 

[FISTO]

Have any commentators commented on #36's athleticism yet?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

FFS umpires again with 2 Piss week calls.

 

[Dinsdale]

Won't steal your beer either. I need mates like this.

I'll be your mate. if you provide beer...

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[Wosh]

Because they're winning

Shhhh they might hear you

 

[Plugger35]

Once again the Port pretenders looking better when they aren't up against a top 8 side.

Glad Bruce isn't on, can't take 2 nights in a row, had a few laughs from Richo last night though. And much prefer Abby over the forehead.

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Abby is miles ahead of Fivehead Pearce with both looks and commentary.

 

[SaltPeter]

My mate just wandered in to the bar to watch the footy with me...

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FFS give him a beer. Look at those big brown eyes pleading with you

 

[Dinsdale]

So far we can see Port are allowed to throw the ball away when tackled

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[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lockhart can barely kick a jam tin over a football.

 

[Dinsdale]

FFS give him a beer. Look at those big brown eyes pleading with you

She prefers cheesels, not a fan of beer. Also likes feral rabbits, and rotting kangaroo parts.

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[Elmer_Hauser]

least NBA is back on tomorrow

Its the ideal tonic to the current crap of AFL games known as 'The Festival of Football' !!

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Jobe commentating. Will make up for the sh*t footy.

Not even the best commentator in his family

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Did we bring back Chris Dawes to be Jackson's marking coach?

 

[Dinsdale]

Good umpiring to get the dees back into it.

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[Mr Blicavs]

No Bennell ... no Melbum!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

And Clarry's goalkicking coach?

 

[richoatthedisco]

Jeez Melbourne are putrid. Remind me how Petracca has gone past Dusty again.

 

[richoatthedisco]

And much prefer Abby over the forehead.

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What, to fap to? Daisy's roughly 10,000 times more insightful.

 

[richoatthedisco]

You just need mates

Everyone needs mates. #remainingmentogether

 

[Xtreme]

I like Melbourne's strategy, lull Port Adelaide into a false sense of security thinking they are world beaters... only to be found out during finals Geewrong style. Bravo Demons!!!

 

[A Bit Dusty]

Lockhart can barely kick a jam tin over a football.

Give him a break he is the best kick in his family

 

[Dinsdale]

What, to fap to? Daisy's roughly 10,000 times more insightful.

Now I know your on drugs

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[richoatthedisco]

Now I know your on drugs

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Not tonight I'm not.

Abby's a moran.