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Top 5 cricket sledges of all time according to me.

5 - Jamie Siddons to Mark Waugh, who was taking an eternity to take guard after coming to the crease in a shield match "For Christ's sake, its not a f**king test match", to which Waugh replied "Of course it isn't....you're here".

4 - Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How are your wife and my kids?
Ian Botham: The wife is fine but the kids are ******ed.

3 - Healy to Ranatunga: "Why are you so fat?"
Ranatunga in Reply: : "Because everytime i f**k your mum she gives me a cookie"

2 - Mark Waugh - I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia, you were shit then and you're f**king useless now.
Adam Parore - Yeah, that's me & when I was there you were going out with that old, ugly s**t & now I hear you've married her. You dumb c**t".

1 - Mark Waugh - Mate what the f*ck are you doing out here, surely you're not good enough to play for England!
James Ormond - At least I'm the best cricketer in my family.
 
He should have won it but i can't help to think that some redneck from texas is going to attempt to assasinate the poor bloke......

Already been a couple caught planning it.....
 
His speech was one of the most inspiring speeches I have ever heard. I would envisage that it would be even more inspirng for an American. It will go down in the annals of history alongside Martin Luther King's "I have a dream speech"

YES WE CAN!


P.S. Papa that was a poor attempt at humour.
 
che jenkins parents named him after che guevera.

i'm also led to believe he has a brother named pablo in honour of the late pablo escobar.
 

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um. yeah probably.

i wouldnt do it in a decent time as i am not a speed eater, but over the course of about an hour i reckon i could polish it off. would definitely go with the Johnny Cash.
 
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