Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Wosh]

If Chrisco did a dildo hamper I'd be well keen

Could be a good little business for us Mebby, sex hampers. We’d make a killing on Bigfooty alone.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Could be a good little business for us Mebby, sex hampers. We’d make a killing on Bigfooty alone.

The #vaggang would be our most lucrative customer base

 

[Wosh]

The #vaggang would be our most lucrative customer base

I dunno, I reckon the #cockclub would go alright too

 

[Gralin]

Could be a good little business for us Mebby, sex hampers. We’d make a killing on Bigfooty alone.

Pinterest has you covered for ideas

 

[Wosh]

Pinterest has you covered for ideas

I know, we would have to find new ‘novel’ ways and have a surperior business model.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I know, we would have to find new ‘novel’ ways and have a surperior business model.

Maybe instead of a once a year delivery we could have a monthly subscription box

 

[Billy ray]

I dunno, I reckon the #cockclub would go alright too

Subscribed

 

[Billy ray]

The #vaggang would be our most lucrative customer base

subscribed

 

[Reynolds Number]

 

[darklake]

OK who's Marge?

 

[MatthewB]

hope this means i dont have to start picking out hampers

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

Wait, Marge Ngeoff Smith was a troll this whole time? That really disappoints me, it would've been so much funnier if it was just a typical uneducated, racist bogan.

 

[Simon_Nesbit]

The ultimate realisation will come when it's known that ALL the members of that forum are troll accounts.

 

[PP34]

Tbh I don’t think it’s really about supermarket items any more.

It’s clearly all about the cheap, shitty,
overpriced merchandise.

From a grocery point of view how expensive can xmas be anyway? Why the need to put aside all this money? Do these people have 60 family members coming over and are expected to feed and water all of them? I totally get some people are hard up, but surely everybody contributes.

This is the part I don't get.

Even if Christmas involves a big lunch and dinner and a booze night or two, it really isn't something that is going to send you broke. These people carry on like they're hosting some royal feast when in all honesty they're probably serving absolute shit (just look at how excited they get over deliveries bringing them Arnotts Shapes).

If you truly can't afford it, surely your family would pitch in anyway and bring some food. My family has never really struggled for cash but every year each different family that rocks up has always brought something.

Presents would be the things that might cause issues for families at Christmas and last time I checked Christmas isn't really taking care of that, unless your kids are interested in Jim Beam merchandise or countless tomato sauces.

Just completely baffles the mind.

 

[Mooshoobuca]

Weve got six for xmas day here and all we are having is some ham(got one from work for 25 bucks)prawns,couple of chooks and trifle and tiramisu for desserts.its not like in anerica or europe where they have white christmasses and people go all out with big hot meals etc.a christmas feast should not consist of shapes and maggi noodles so these people are just absolute clowns.

 

[Billy ray]

I’d live to send a link to this group to say elon musk and get his thoughts.

 

[icrow32]

What would you possibly want $100 worth of ice cream toppings for?

And how much ice cream needs to be purchased/consumed to use that amount of toppings?

 

[Hawthorn United]

And how much ice cream needs to be purchased/consumed to use that amount of toppings?

Maybe when they run out of sauces and have too many nuggets, it'll be an experiment. Their style of Heston dining.

 

[icrow32]

I tried reading one of the posts - I got to about the third paragraph before I actually felt my brain cells dying and I had to stop. I know some self-centred people but some of the posts on there take the biscuit.

“Paragraphs” is a stretch, I don’t think these Chrisco junkies can structure a sentence let alone a full paragraph.

 

[Mofra]

And how much ice cream needs to be purchased/consumed to use that amount of toppings?

It's this kind of limited thinking that would be heavily frowned upon at Chrisco HQ.

"How much ice cream needs to be consumed to use that amount of topping?"
"Hanrahan, this is why Thompson was promoted over you"

*six months later*

"Well done Thompson, the toppings hamper was a huge hit. Hanrahan, you could learn a thing or two"

 

[Gralin]

It's this kind of limited thinking that would be heavily frowned upon at Chrisco HQ.

"How much ice cream needs to be consumed to use that amount of topping?"
"Hanrahan, this is why Thompson was promoted over you"

*six months later*

"Well done Thompson, the toppings hamper was a huge hit. Hanrahan, you could learn a thing or two"

so you're the Chrisco mole in here! Only question now is are you Thompson, Hanrahan or the nameless supervisor

 

[Mofra]

so you're the Chrisco mole in here! Only question now is are you Thompson, Hanrahan or the nameless supervisor

"Lowest... ah, hampers guaranteed"

 

[FoolCat]

The ultimate realisation will come when it's known that ALL the members of that forum are troll accounts.

The admin, Ellen Tognola surely is a troll. Has played the ultimate long game. Seems oblivious to any sort of trolling and actually stands up for them!

 

[Reynolds Number]

 

[Wosh]

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Most places do 3-4 months layby…without the $250 surcharge.

She could have bought her kids one of these, all under $250










Imagine that being delivered to your kids door instead of old meat in plastic bags