Certified Legendary Thread Chrisco Hampers - who in their right mind buys them ?

[Speck]

Can get those 6 at JB for ≈$35 less

Now... but what about in 47 weeks. Chrisco probably won't purchase them for another 40 weeks, they know what they're doing.

 

[Hawthorn United]

Now... but what about in 47 weeks. Chrisco probably won't purchase them for another 40 weeks, they know what they're doing.

Also won't put it past them to buy it from the Pre-Owned section and peel that bit off.

 

[Geelong_Bisons_#36]

Just had this pop up on my Facebook feed.
Norlane in Geelong. Says it all really.
(For those who don't know Norlane is probably the most bogan suburb in Geelong)

 

[Spanghertron]

Just had this pop up on my Facebook feed.
Norlane in Geelong. Says it all really.
(For those who don't know Norlane is probably the most bogan suburb in Geelong)
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Probably has no room in the freezer due to the 25kg of chicken nuggets and 400 zooper doopers he got from chrisco.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Probably has no room in the freezer due to the 25kg of chicken nuggets and 400 zooper doopers he got from christco.

I'm all for shit canning chrisco but don't you dare talk ill of Zooper Doopers!

 

[peasantbruh69]

 

[IKnowtheDog]

$10 for the pork is pretty tempting, may come with free salmonella though

 

[Reynolds Number]

They have so much meat and don't know what to do with it.

 

[Smoooothy]

I'm all for shit canning chrisco but don't you dare talk ill of Zooper Doopers!

or chicken nuggets!!!!!

 

[craigos]

Just had this pop up on my Facebook feed.
Norlane in Geelong. Says it all really.
(For those who don't know Norlane is probably the most bogan suburb in Geelong)
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I first looked at that and thought he was suggesting trading the motorbike for some meat

 

[peasantbruh69]

This one made me sad

 

[Hawthorn United]

That video looks like something from the 90s

 

[peasantbruh69]

That video looks like something from the 90s

Unfortunately it's from 2006...

 

[Milang_Panthers]

This one made me sad

Yay straws!!!!

 

[ep2018]

$10 for the pork is pretty tempting, may come with free salmonella though

As long as it's cooked it'll be fine

 

[Leper]

This one made me sad

For "the other 1%" their QA/QC procedures were pretty good.

 

[The Lemon]

This one made me sad

Yep, the bogan trapped in their own little bogan world.

 

[bradrowe#32]

Jesus, that's so sad. One of them going through the box and calling out the carton/box/bottle/packet of sugary/salty shit and the other methodically checking it off the list. You could imagine they did this for the entire nine boxes of this shit.

 

[Shane Hird]

Got the word from the bloke who delivers our airmail for sorting every night that there's plenty on the way to our region in Central Queensland (after we've just sorted plenty last week). Here's hoping they all come after this time next week across the fortnight I'm on leave so everyone else can sort them instead! Yep, it all starts again folks.

Those poor airmail workers.

Our thoughts are with them all during this challenging time.

 

[Shane Hird]

Just had this pop up on my Facebook feed.
Norlane in Geelong. Says it all really.
(For those who don't know Norlane is probably the most bogan suburb in Geelong)
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Norlane? What imbecile town planner came up with that hidious suburb name?

Edit: Which idiot town planner decided to name his new suburb by joining parts of a blokes first and surname together in one hideous concoction?


The suburb of Norlane was named after Norman Lane, a local serviceman from the district who died working on the Burma Thai Railway in 1943, after being captured in Singapore.[2]

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Norlane? What imbecile town planner came up with that hidious suburb name?

Now Shane, to be fair, the suburb of Norlane (which I'm tipping would be a major catchment area for the good people at the Chrisco Hamper company) has one of the more recognisable landmarks in all of Victoria. The Harbour Bridge, Uluru and the Big Pineapple have nothing on this...




Behold the wondrous Norlane Water-slide…. on the right hand side of the Princess Highway, tempting motorists for years as they drive on past heading for Geelong. Surely there is a Norlane Water-slide themed Chrisco Hamper offering a 5-ride wristband for 12 monthly payments of $7.50. It's not that far from the delicious and healthy fare of The Corio Roadhouse either…. the possibilities for this hamper are endless!

 

[raskolnikov]

I'm all for shit canning chrisco but don't you dare talk ill of Zooper Doopers!

I saw Zooper Doopers in the supermarket yesterday and had a bit of a chuckle to myself thinking of this thread.

 

[Spanghertron]

I'm all for shit canning chrisco but don't you dare talk ill of Zooper Doopers!

No zooper dooper hate here, i have a packet in the freezer myself. More a comment on quantity.

 

[Starburns_]

No zooper dooper hate here, i have a packet in the freezer myself. More a comment on quantity.

Indeed, zooper doopers aren't just for bogans.

 

[HirdyLannister]

I saw Zooper Doopers in the supermarket yesterday and had a bit of a chuckle to myself thinking of this thread.

No zooper dooper hate here, i have a packet in the freezer myself. More a comment on quantity.

Indeed, zooper doopers aren't just for bogans.

They have sour floured ones now, and they're the bomb!!!