Media Citroin Goes Salt Mining

[Citroin]

Twas the week before the GF, when all through the league
Every team was melting, Citroin sparked intrigue.
The bate was hung in each team's thread with care,
In hopes that some salt would soon be there.

The posters were nestled all snug in their threads,
When a small joke made them go off their heads.
They'd say, "HaroLad is the better brother",
Oh no, how will I ever recover?

Hello my fellow SFA members.

It was with this poem that I decided to hook you in to read one of my threads and not automatically lock it. As many know, I went round into each team that wasn't in the Grand Final's thread and posted this;

I got a wide variety of responses, but these were some of the better ones:

Just to clarify, I did ask Haydo for captaincy. And to most people who would've read it (knowing me) it was obviously a joke. But not to a cuck like haydo23 .Oh no. Here's what I said;

Thanks for bearing with me throughout this salt mining expedition, you'll have to catch me next thread!

 

[brahj]

Citroin keeps his water in a canter because he is the king of banter.

*funky bassline*

 

[nahnah]

Matera’s response was the best

 

[spookism]

The best brother

 

[Dawn to Dark]

****en oath my man

 

[HaroLad]

Anyone else just climax?

 

[HaroLad]

'I was once considered one of the best posters in the league'

Don't undersell yourself mate, tell him straight up you're the greatest of all time.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Holy campaigner this is amazing by The Troin

 

[brahj]

Anyone else just climax?

How do you get anything done at home?

 

[HaroLad]

How do you get anything done at home?

Not falling into that trap mate, obviously just a ploy to get me banned before the big one.

If I were to describe how Citroin and I do things at home we'd both be banned.

 

[brahj]

Not falling into that trap mate, obviously just a ploy to get me banned before the big one.

If I were to describe how Citroin and I do things at home we'd both be banned.

Aside from seeing straight through my incredibly complex plan, this answer really only raises more questions.

 

[HaroLad]

Aside from seeing straight through my incredibly complex plan, this answer really only raises more questions.

Not the only thing it raises.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Anyone else just climax?

Over your brother? Best get that checked out..

 

[Citroin]

Over your brother? Best get that checked out..

it's called incest look it up.

 

[spookism]

Not falling into that trap mate, obviously just a ploy to get me banned before the big one.

If I were to describe how Citroin and I do things at home we'd both be banned.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

it's called incest look it up.

I know what it’s called which is why I said get yourselves checked out.

 

[haydo]

Don't tag me rookie

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Haro really showing his lack of any sort of intelligence here.

 

[Dawn to Dark]

Anyone else just climax?

12 to go
#destroydickdecember

 

[cats2rise]

Wow I always thought people were joking when they said citroin was about 12.

I was wrong to doubt them.

 

[pantskyle]

Good OP HaroLad.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Wow I always thought people were joking when they said citroin was about 12.

I was wrong to doubt them.

It’s incredible that he’s still like that.

Must’ve been 4 when he signed up for this competition.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

It’s incredible that he’s still like that.

Must’ve been 4 when he signed up for this competition.

He must be in a state of arrested development, stuck with the mind of a 12 year old..Shame.

 

[Citroin]

Good OP HaroLad.

poo in my bum

 

[Citroin]

Wow I always thought people were joking when they said citroin was about 12.

I was wrong to doubt them.

Yeah I am 12.

12 inches deep inside your bitch.