Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[tigs2010]

So a bloke that doesnt even play AFL was amongst the AFL players there but didnt do fu** all? Another bombshell from Tommy

Doesn’t Majak play for Melbourne?

 

[the harry]

So a bloke that doesnt even play AFL was amongst the AFL players there but didnt do fu** all? Another bombshell from Tommy

I mean in tuning in to see how he makes it be a story

 

[Pistol Night]

Doesn’t Majak play for Melbourne?

Oh yeah shit hes on the list

 

[Turnover]

7news have obtained the guest list from the nightclub in question, on behalf I can exclusively reveal that ozzy Osbourne’s third cousin was in attendance, well, on the list.

 

[beema limapep]

Tom Brownes new doooo

 

[GhostofJimJess]

If he adds “ I’m told “ or “ I hear “ or “ I’ve been told” you knows it’s a made up lie.

A bit like Caro’s “ my understanding “ favourite line.

"I'm reliably informed ..."

 

[In Repair]

I wonder how on earth he obtained a bachelor of laws and commerce to begin with. You have to be able to write and speak.

...... having said that

 

[Chuckie357]

Crap like this deserves a punch in the nose

 

[Tugga27]

Apparently, Majak's cousin Dunny Daw was there as well.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Pistol Night]

Apparently, Majak's cousin Dunny Daw was there as well.

I thought it was his twin brothers Bach and Frunt

 

[Tugga27]

I thought it was his twin brothers Bach and Frunt

I know he had his dog Labra with him.

 

[gingernuts]

very average from Browne

 

[Truckosaurus]

"Average" would be a PB for Tom, you'd think.

 

[Custard Guts]

 

[Instincts]

We have failed as a species to let Tom Browne have a platform









Unless we're looking for comedy... in which case, we have been successful

 

[tigs2010]

Strong username to Tom Browne pic ratio in this post

 

[Pistol Night]

The scary thing is if Tommy put that out no one would think it wasnt him anyway

 

[Pistol Night]

We have failed as a species to let Tom Browne have a platform









Unless we're looking for comedy... in which case, we have been successful

Im convinced hes the Russell Coight of AFL journalism and they haven't let us in on the joke yet

 

[Shane Heard]

Apparently, Majak's cousin Dunny Daw was there as well.

ahhh very good

 

[Shane Heard]

#### sake ..ever since Tommy Boy blocked me from his world famous sports journalism twit account, I feel like I’m missing out on all the awesome breaking news.

Gunna have to start a new account so I can keep being informed by the absolute legend of supreme banality.

 

[Leeda]

I knew when typing that this was going to happen

He is the leader of the dorm..ridiculous but smashes the party right,left and centre

 

[Dazzler9]

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Aaaaaaaaaand Cripps re-signs with Carlton.

 

[hawkman]

Breaking the big stories

 

[tigs2010]

Was thinking about this thread this morning. Seems a while since he's made a complete knob of himself.

Maybe Watts should have hired Browne as his lawyer, he did go to Melb Uni after all.