Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[Pistol Night]

Was thinking about this thread this morning. Seems a while since he's made a complete knob of himself.

Maybe Watts should have hired Browne as his lawyer, he did go to Melb Uni after all.

Imagine rocking up to court with big Tommy as your lawyer. He'd probably manage to get you 10 years prison for an unpaid parking fine

 

[Sphynx]

Was thinking about this thread this morning. Seems a while since he's made a complete knob of himself.

Maybe Watts should have hired Browne as his lawyer, he did go to Melb Uni after all.

More likely that Jeff Browne has told him to stay off social media during the power play going on Collingwood, so he doesn't look like a pickle by association whilst he's in the news.

Actually come to think of it, it wouldn't be surprised if Jeff has just banned him all together until it is over. He, like us, knows Tom can't help himself. He would be leaking everything going on there at the minute....

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Imagine rocking up to court with big Tommy as your lawyer. He'd probably manage to get you 10 years prison for an unpaid parking fine

 

[Truckosaurus]

If I was Jeff Browne I'd be moving house in the middle of the night and not telling Tom the new address. Nothing to do with the Pies gig, just a good idea in general.

 

[Black Panther]

He said what now?

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

He said what now?

“Source suggesting”
“I can’t confirm that”
“Anything could happen”
“But it’s fair to say it’s looking highly likely”

- All bases covered. Surely this guy is autistic, at least on the spectrum.

 

[Norm De Guerre]

He said what now?

Its nice that he has referenced 'Big footy' as the sauce of his story for a change...

We've finally arrived with this sly nod.

 

[Angak]

Did anyone catch the segment of him talking about his dad in the pre game today? Most embarrassing moment of tv in a long time

 

[Simbatheking21]

Did anyone catch the segment of him talking about his dad in the pre game today? Most embarrassing moment of tv in a long time

Missed it .. if you can... please post it

 

[Shane Heard]

Breaking the big stories

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‘Procedural’ ..I wonder how long he’s been waiting to use that word.

 

[Do the Dew]

‘Procedural’ ..I wonder how long he’s been waiting to use that word.

Do you think he learnt it at Melb. Uni?

 

[Angak]

Missed it .. if you can... please post it

Here it is :

 

[00Stinger]

Here it is :

Ouch

Jude Bolton's face says it all

****ing embarrassing, even more than usual

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[tigs2010]

Ouch

Jude Bolton's face says it all

******* embarrassing, even more than usual

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Him trying not to piss himself when Browne starts off “Dad says...

 

[StillAtLarge]

Ouch

Jude Bolton's face says it all

******* embarrassing, even more than usual

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When an intellectual powerhouse like Jude Bolton lands a couple of stinging barbs on you it's probably time to call it a day

 

[nylexbandit]

Ouch

Jude Bolton's face says it all

******* embarrassing, even more than usual

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To be fair, at least he isn't trying to hide the connection (even though it's obvious)

 

[hawkman]

Probably the first time ever I'm disappointed that BT wasn't involved in a segment on TV

 

[Falconista]

Here it is :

No lie, after watching this, YouTube suggested a Kirk and Millhouse van Houten vid for me. It's a good pickup from YouTube, he really is the Millhouse of AFL Media!

 

[Shane Heard]

Here it is :

Jesus Christ that’s bad.

But comedy gold kind of bad.

 

[Lip Gallagher]

for real though, how did this happen?

Peter stowed away all memorabilia after his playing days, Josh stated a couple of years ago they knew their dad played for Collingwood but had no idea how good he was, Peter simply didn't talk about it.

All Nicks school mates followed the Blues so he decided to too, Peter couldn't have given less of a ****, just the way he is.

 

[hilly]

Peter stowed away all memorabilia after his playing days, Josh stated a couple of years ago they knew their dad played for Collingwood but had no idea how good he was, Peter simply didn't talk about it.

All Nicks school mates followed the Blues so he decided to too, Peter couldn't have given less of a fu**, just the way he is.

Seems like a top bloke tbf.

 

[Lip Gallagher]

Seems like a top bloke tbf.

If you're interested watch 'Daicos Magic' on youtube, gives a good insight to his thought process.

 

[hilly]

If you're interested watch 'Daicos Magic' on youtube, gives a good insight to his thought process.

Ta. One of my fav non-NM players growing up.

 

[Lip Gallagher]

Ta. One of my fav non-NM players growing up.

It's shame he never fully recovered from the injuries, most people think he did and use his 97 goal haul in 1990 as evidence, he kicked over 70 as a centreman in the early 80s as a 21year old, followed up by a 60 goal season, man was a freak.

 

[thegrach]

Seems like a top bloke tbf.

Also punched the shit out of Mike Sheehan at a 3AW Christmas party once for stepping out of line, apparently.