Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[tigs2010]

with 58 unanswered and ignored

Are we still unsure why he calls his Mum twice a day?

 

[Shane Heard]

Are we still unsure why he calls his Mum twice a day?

Most probably to ask..” Mum..why doesn’t anyone like me?”

 

[tigs2010]

Lol this guy


The lightning is lighten-ing up the sky



LOL

 

[Shane Heard]

Lol this guy


The lightning is lighten-ing up the sky

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LOL

oh Lordy ..Tommy has delivered another classic

What a time to be alive it is!

 

[tigs2010]

oh Lordy ..Tommy has delivered another classic

What a time to be alive it is!

I’m assuming his missus is about to give birth

 

[tigs2010]

I’m reliably informed the game started 5 minutes after this tweet

 

[Shane Heard]

I’m assuming his missus is about to give birth

Nah..it’s dumbness. He’s just a few fries short of a Happy Meal.

 

[Aphrodite]

Lol this guy


The lightning is lighten-ing up the sky

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LOL

 

[Aphrodite]

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[Shane Heard]

He’s probably confused with bleach lightening…

 

[Costanza_]

Is it a lie if you don't understand what you are saying?

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As my signature has espoused for the last 13 years

 

[tigs2010]

He’s probably confused with bleach lightening…

 

[Custard Guts]

 

[Pistol Night]

My sources can confirm that Tom may or may not have had a blast

 

[Turnover]

Update from tribunal. Suspecting the suspected will go for reduced weeks.

 

[Turnover]

Watch 7news for exclusive report - club disappointed with tribunal decision, at breaking point with loggerheads. Look at me around 6.55pm.

 

[Shane Heard]

Watch 7news for exclusive report - club disappointed with tribunal decision, at breaking point with loggerheads. Look at me around 6.55pm.

“Ive done my research and made a flurry of calls to my sources who all confirm my research is open to discussion..so at this stage I can confirm that I have nothing to add and I’m quite happy I’ve used up three minutes of airtime saying absolutely nothing of value for the viewers.
Back to you Tim.”

 

[Shane Heard]

is this poster available block mounted?

straight to the poolroom if so

 

[BillHickman]

His birth certificate actually says Tom Brown.

 

[Chuckie357]

is this poster available block mounted?

straight to the poolroom if so

Save the image and get it printed at big w

 

[Engimal v3]

I really enjoy that his Instagram handle is his name, twice. Very simple, very Tom.

 

[Shane Heard]

I really enjoy that his Instagram handle is his name, twice. Very simple, very Tom.

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I’m amazed he didn’t go with chief_tombrowne_reporter

everyone secretly wants to be chief of something

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Del165198]

There's something wrong with his mental development, yea?

 

[Aphrodite]

'Kebabs'