Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[tigs2010]

how many times do you think he laughed at his own joke before sending the tweet? (and how many times after sending the tweet?)

Most casuals wouldn’t know the first guys name is Hans and just assume Tom made another typo

 

[killtaker1993]

Is this bloke married or in a relationship, seems a bit mysterious

 

[tigs2010]

Is this bloke married or in a relationship, seems a bit mysterious

Yeah has a husband named Tara

 

[killtaker1993]

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Yeah has a husband named Tara

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

 

[Thrawn]

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Yeah has a husband named Tara

You're misreading it.

He's husband to Tara, Dad to Henry.

 

[WAbulldog]

Very informative tweet by Browne.

 

[Foucault1989]

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

How's the sweater around the neck look?

Real Portsea Polo, rich private school alumni, "my daddy drives a Porsche", "I don't pay tax" type operator.

 

[Thrawn]

How's the sweater around the neck look?

Real Portsea Polo, rich private school alumni, "my daddy drives a Porsche", "I don't pay tax" type operator.

Browne-nose, too.

 

[Shermanator]

How's the sweater around the neck look?

Real Portsea Polo, rich private school alumni, "my daddy drives a Porsche", "I don't pay tax" type operator.

Gillion likes this

 

[Happy_Neale]

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

Even better that his insta name is just his name written twice with an underscore between.

 

[apollo_creed]

Is this bloke married or in a relationship, seems a bit mysterious

Are you ****ing kidding?
Have you seen his mug?
He has that many to beat off with a stick that he has appointed helpers (paid for by mummy and daddy)

Look up ‘adonis sex machine’ in google and you’ll get ‘did you mean tom browne’.

 

[SuperMal]

You're misreading it.

He's husband to Tara, Dad to Henry.

Oh my god...you mean he’s breeding?

 

[janty]

I like him better than the red head fella on Channel 9.

 

[Alesana]

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Yeah has a husband named Tara

What are the odds TB is waiting until he meets someone more famous than RF to change his profile pic? Love to know what RF was thinking

 

[Engimal v3]

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

Yeah, it's like when people say BigFooty instead of BigFootball

 

[Truckosaurus]

Love to know what RF was thinking

"No one told me the telethon kid would be here, better let him have a selfie with me."

 

[killtaker1993]

How's the sweater around the neck look?

Real Portsea Polo, rich private school alumni, "my daddy drives a Porsche", "I don't pay tax" type operator.

He looks like the fat kid from 'Hey Dad' but with Robert Hughes' face

 

[Thrawn]

Yeah, it's like when people say BigFooty instead of BigFootball

More like people saying "Melbs" instead of Melbourne.

 

[killtaker1993]

More like people saying "Melbs" instead of Melbourne.

Or 'socials' instead of 'social media'. It's sad that grown adult men feel the need to talk like this. Shame, actually

 

[Foucault1989]

Or 'socials' instead of 'social media'. It's sad that grown adult men feel the need to talk like this. Shame, actually

You should totes chill.

 

[SBYM]

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

Stop gaslighting me.

 

[troybe]

I f***ing hate these dorks that write 'Insta' - just type Instagram will you

Are you going to petition Chiefy to change the websites name to BigFootball, such is your disdain for abbreviating words


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[Headless]

Or 'socials' instead of 'social media'. It's sad that grown adult men feel the need to talk like this. Shame, actually

Linguistic descriptivism is the way to go.

 

[theyellowsash]

Or 'socials' instead of 'social media'. It's sad that grown adult men feel the need to talk like this. Shame, actually

The shame is that anyone uses the vacuous self absorbed 'influencer' machine that is Instagram in the first place

 

[Thrawn]

The shame is that anyone uses the vacuous self absorbed 'influencer' machine that is Instagram in the first place

Ahh, influencers. Some of the most useless people in society.