Roast Classic Tom Browne Moments

[James Colorado]

Hamish won't allow that.
He and the brother run the show.

I want to ask which one is the talented one, but I'm afraid even a knowledgeable poster such as yourself would draw a blank there.

 

[Warwick]

Goodnight sweet prince.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

They say that all the time.
Look at all the previous boofhead's involved with the game and then from out of nowhere, up pops folks from out of nowhere and they are shoved in our faces and we must like it.
Hamish is the latest example. No one knew of the fake prick until he was there talking up little kids at halftime and telling us about the hard luck stories he's faced in life.

Only Tommy makes me laugh. The rest like Hamish can GTFO

 

[XhazzafootyX]

Never seen someone more excited than tom when got wind of Goldsack doing his ACL. Most bizarre video

 

[troybe]

Grown man still can’t get a job without Daddy’s help. Never change, Tommy, never change.

 

[Cleavy]

article says he'll be a "video content producer"

 

[James Colorado]

article says he'll be a "video content producer"

Oh FFS, that's not code for Only Fans, is it?

 

[Shane Heard]

Ohhh Lordy praise Jesus !

My prayers have been answered and all is well in the world.

 

[Warwick]

Ohhh Lordy praise Jesus !

My prayers have been answered and all is well in the world.

Why? Surely his retirement is a sad day for all.

Why would you want to miss out on the comedy gold that is Tom Browne?

 

[Altum Volantes]

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Grown man still can’t get a job without Daddy’s help. Never change, Tommy, never change.

Was there anything more certain in the world?

So are we assuming he’s pulled a St. Nick and needs to leave town with the family to ‘start fresh’?

 

[Shane Heard]

Why? Surely his retirement is a sad day for all.

Why would you want to miss out on the comedy gold that is Tom Browne?

Because he’s a friggin moron and a ******* *and now our society is free from his mindless word drool and fatuous drivel.
Yes his ridiculous antics and tweets have provided endless mirth and merriment..but the time has come when our little rosy cheeked imbecile has finally come to his senses and realised he’s not a E. McGuire circ 1990.

He’s just a toxic little idiot and now he’s out of the AFL orbit.

And that’s a good thing.

Dip ..dung*

 

[KinderSmock]

According to industry reports received tonight, 7NEWS is predicted to permanently change in light of Tom Browne quitting at the end of the season. Browne publicised his decision to leave in the early hours of this morning, following months of no speculation or full support from the board. He cited family as the main reason behind his decision, although my sources indicate to something more sinister at stake. It's one to monitor in the coming days but some tough times are likely to be ahead for the embattled news channel, currently under fire for its sub-standard match day commentary. Browne's announcement is the latest in a series of headlines for the media juggernaut. Most Australians can relate to the rich legacy Browne leaves and his absence will likely change the way Australians keep up to date with football media. Thank you, Tom.

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[KinderSmock]

The biggest 'retirement' announcement in AFL circles this year

My source has a much bigger announcement coming.

 

[Cleavy]

I hope his replacement knows how to read directly off their phone during their news segment.

 

[Dockeroo]

The Herald Sun reckons his replacement could be Tom Morris

 

[BallaratBulldog]

The Herald Sun reckons his replacement could be Tom Morris
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Bevo we need you again.

 

[demondavey]

Bevo we need you again.

Absolutely loved that from Beverage.

 

[L_W_P]

Absolutely loved that from Beverage.

The best part was when Morris was proven right and the Dogs ultimately pushed their best winger out of the club.

On topic: If Browne is going to be making content for this financial group we might still see some great stuff. I wonder how he feels about crypto...

 

[Cleavy]

On topic: If Browne is going to be making content for this financial group we might still see some great stuff. I wonder how he feels about crypto...

He’ll be a sure fire target for scammers, if he isn’t already.

 

[James Colorado]

I hope his replacement knows how to read directly off their phone during their news segment.

Sources in the know tell me (checks phone to read off the following):

Scandals and Rumours

AFL Scandals, rumours, idle gossip. Muck raked, rubbish spoken.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Truckosaurus]

I wonder how he feels about crypto...

At a guess: it could be great, but also, might not be.

 

[Jim Prideaux]

My source has a much bigger announcement coming.

Master foods or white crow?

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Sam McClure has made a strong bid for the role of insufferable nepo baby for the internet to bully.

Sam Edmund making a decent run for it too.

 

[KinderSmock]

Master foods or white crow?

Masterfoods. I'm in contact with them daily. It's big.

 

[HarryBeef]

Lol the system really is rigged isn't it. This absolute dunce who can barely string a sentence together just bounces from high paying job to high paying job, because he's a mediocre white man with connections

I mean, not many people go from a high paying role to a lower paying role. It sounds like this isn't even a particularly high paying one, a comms role at a 200 person company?