Media Club Would be HORRIFIED they lost their KING

[Tigerturbulance]

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"The Club would be horrified he left, but don’t judge King Tenz" says Snake Plissken. Ophidian Old Boys Senior Coach Snake Plissken admits the Dragons would be horrified to lose a player such as King Tenz after one season, but said King Tenz should not be judged for leaving the Dragons to join a quality qooty club.

Snake said the reality of the new qootball landscape was that young players such as King Tenz wanted to play in more professional inclusive environment.

“You’d be horrified,” said Snake, when asked about how a club would handle losing one of the top season rookies and arguable the Dragons best poster after only one season. “The young qooty players of today value engagement and banter. They want to feel heard and part of the team. That’s the reality of what we have to provide now for a club to retain its best players and grow. Clubs such as the Dragons will keep losing top end talent if they continue to ignore this and carry on as they have in the past. No one should stand in judgment of anyone wanting to go to Spotswood seeking qooty perfection.”

King Tenz set to Rule as an Old Boy​

Snake said “King Tenz wanted to be with likeminded professionals where he would play his best qooty and make an impact on the SWEET F.A landscape. His only scratched the surface of what he could develop into as a qooty player, we are very excited he has decided to join our club and can’t wait to see the King ruling the SWEET F.A.”

The King has found his Throne at Spotswood
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The Old Boys Captain Tigerturbulance has nothing but praise for the newest Old Boy, “I’ve already had King Tenz in the ring doing some pre-season cardio boxing training. He is a tough customer who can take a good hit on the chin and still keep coming forward, he really loves the fight. What people saw in his first season was just the tip of the iceberg, KT is going to flourish at Spotswood and it will be great to have him in the thick of things out on the qooty field. King Tenz is a smart player who understands Spotswood is where he needs to be to achieve qooty greatness. Its terrific to have him onboard for Season 37 and our assault on the cup2spoon2cup.”

King Tenz enjoying life at Spotswood and all it offers​

 

[Mrs Turbo]

An awesome qooty player here...
"we are not worthy... we are not.." - ohh nevermind that -

We are OOBs - we are worthy of the KING!

and a HUGE welcome to you King Tenz

 

[Barrybran]

Why recruit posters when you can get other clubs to do it for you. Genius.

 

[Jabba73]

Bit of payback for the Dragons

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Why recruit posters when you can get other clubs to do it for you. Genius.

We Old Boys can't take all the accolades,
the Bombers have been a big help with our recruitment for next season

 

[Mrs Turbo]

We Old Boys can't take all the accolades,
the Bombers have been a big help with our recruitment for next season

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Agreed - Grav was relentless in his recruiting efforts.

 

[Jabba73]

We Old Boys can't take all the accolades,
the Bombers have been a big help with our recruitment for next season

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Gotta get our feeder club running better somehow

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Gotta get our feeder club running better somehow

Although it is nice to have a club so interested and concerned about our welfare, it is starting to borderline on creepy.
For a start you can tell your Captain Pugsley to stop looking over the Spotswood fence and waving at us every time we come out to qooty practise.

 

[Jabba73]

Although it is nice to have a club so interested and concerned about our welfare, it is starting to borderline on creepy.
For a start you can tell your Captain Pugsley to stop looking over the Spotswood fence and waving at us every time we come out to qooty practise.

That is not his paw “waving” at you, pretty sure

 

[Tigerturbulance]

That is not his paw “waving” at you, pretty sure

well that makes it less creepy

 

[kenneyswarriors]

OHMY****INGGAWD King Tenz is joining the OOB's ?

That's the best news I've heard since DemurePrincess joined.

I'm so happy,

 

[Braklet]

HAIL TO THE King Tenz!

 

[King Tenz]

we gonna run the league, cannot wait to get stuck in

 

[King Tenz]

OHMY*******GAWD King Tenz is joining the OOB's ?

That's the best news I've heard since DemurePrincess joined.

I'm so happy,

Love you Kenney

Let's do this shit

 

[King Tenz]

So when do I get my OOB badge?

 

[Supersuns]

Dogshit poster for a dogshit club.
Enjoy

 

[Braklet]

Dogshit poster for a dogshit club.
Enjoy

 

[kenneyswarriors]

Love you Kenney

Let's do this s**t

 

[serial_thrilla]

Has anyone broken the news to the Wonders?

Congrats on the recruitment, OOBs.

 

[DemurePrincess]

OHMY*******GAWD King Tenz is joining the OOB's ?

That's the best news I've heard since DemurePrincess joined.

I'm so happy,

What? What? What?

This can’t be real!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Dogshit poster for a dogshit club.
Enjoy

I needed to look up who the **** you were before I posted… and then I realised I was wasting my time.

Only a sour **** would say something like that….

Oop! Enjoy your lemons campaigner

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[Supersuns]

I needed to look up who the * you were before I posted… and then I realised I was wasting my time.

Only a sour * would say something like that….

Oop! Enjoy your lemons campaigner

Yeah I'm so sour a poster that most likely would of been delisted for how shit he is, has gone to another team to annoy them.
Thats a shame.

 

[DemurePrincess]

HAIL TO THE King Tenz!

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[DemurePrincess]

Yeah I'm so sour a poster that most likely would of been delisted for how s**t he is, has gone to another team to annoy them.
Thats a shame.

Oh wait! Sorry! Are you still dribbling? Let me read and then retort…