Clubs with more than two colours in their jumper are destined to fail.

[dav3]

Aren't mods responsible for keeping crap off the board - not starting it themselves?

I don't think anyone has ever accused them of being good at their jobs

 

[jmadrox]

Negative.

actually, positive i think...

While is a combination of all primary colours, Red, Green and Blue.

Black is the absence of all primary colours.

When you try to compare it to paint, things go skew-if. In paint, Red, yellow and blue are primaries, but in light, yellow is the combination of Red and green isnt it?

 

[Tex_21]

BE - haven't you made this thread before at some stage?

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

In paint black is all colours combined & white is the absence of pigmentation

 

[db swannie]

This is quite possibly the dumbest title for a thread i've ever seen.

I thought you had to have atleast some sense to be a Mod?

Been to the Norf board lately? No common sense required there.

 

[Ochre]

I agree with BE

Looking at the Norf jumper you can see there's blue, white, grey, even a bit of red there.

So thats four colours for Norf, meaning they must be destined to fail

 

[UrLordUnbeliever]

I think, in the interests of this thread, we are going to have to qualify the OP's statement so that the absence of colour, or the combination of all colours, both count as a colour, or shade..
So teams with one colour, plus either white OR black, qualify as having two colours.. Whereas teams with two colours (such as red and blue) or one colour (red) who also have one of these shades (say white) or both (white and black) respectively qualify as having three colours..

 

[Tiger2709]

How do you explain Richmond then?

Simple compare our 22 GF appearances with ten flags with your one flag and two GF appearances and it just proves the point, not to mention we were the first team with a million through the gates(that's about 10 years worth of gate takings for the Foots.. oops western bulldogs), shall I go on.

Always makes me laugh when a supporter of one of the great failures of the VFL/AFL comes on to bag the Tigers, better hurry and get those snide comments in, the window is closing.

 

[Tiger2709]

Other way around dude

Sorry dude, but BJ was right, black is the absence of all colour, white is all colours combined, but who knows what happens when your on a weagle coke binge?

 

[Reginald Perrin]

So now Fremantle are destined to be a successful team? I'd get optimistic, except the OP also said that wambat was a poster we should all be emulating to score points in the MVP, so his sanity is questionable.

 

[Bender_]

Sorry dude, but BJ was right, black is the absence of all colour, white is all colours combined, but who knows what happens when your on a weagle coke binge?

You're a flog and your club is a perennial failure. Enjoy that.

 

[DDog]

Simple compare our 22 GF appearances with ten flags with your one flag and two GF appearances and it just proves the point, not to mention we were the first team with a million through the gates(that's about 10 years worth of gate takings for the Foots.. oops western bulldogs), shall I go on.

Always makes me laugh when a supporter of one of the great failures of the VFL/AFL comes on to bag the Tigers, better hurry and get those snide comments in, the window is closing.

What window closing? Lol typical delusional Richmond supporter who is praying that their side is at least competitive.

I have a 7 year old who has at least experienced his team winning the majority of their games and attended the last 3 final series. Now if he barracked for the Tigers....... oh thats right, they last played in a final 2 years before he was born. LOL

 

[thewest]

Sorry dude, but BJ was right, black is the absence of all colour, white is all colours combined, but who knows what happens when your on a weagle coke binge?

Mmmm Coca-cola! Gives you a sore belly if you binge on it though!

 

[charcoalchicken]

Having more than two colours in your AFL jumper is a clear signal you support a loser club. Only strong and successful clubs have two colours.

Interesting fact

Well how come Norf are folding soon?

 

[UrLordUnbeliever]

Well how come Norf are folding soon?

Because they're terrible at promoting their club.
They should really have promoted the arse out of their club during the '90s when they were doing pretty good on-field.. Get people in the habit of going along and so forth.. But no.
Then they toyed with playing home games in Canberra and the Gold Coast. They bailed on those plans as soon as they could, but I tell you what, if they continued to play regular games in Canberra, and promoted themselves there as well, they would have got a lot more out of it, including members and money.
They the AFL gave them a secure future, a new stadium, and a whole prosperous area to claim for themselves.. But they turned their backs on that as well.

If they'd taken advantage of all these great opportunities, they would have more membership, more interest and more money than they currently do.

 

[Asgardian]

Having more than two colours in your AFL jumper is a clear signal you support a loser club. Only strong and successful clubs have two colours.

Interesting fact

As trolls go, this one is mediocre.

Bigeasy, do you reckon by next month you can progress to poor, or is that too big a leap for you?

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Other way around dude

As much as it pains me to say it, BJ is right. White is a combination of all colours, while black is devoid of colour. Oh, BTW, Yellow isn't a primary colour either.

 

[Asgardian]

Too much science & not enough fiction for me mate ...

 

[Bigeasy]

As trolls go, this one is mediocre.

Bigeasy, do you reckon by next month you can progress to poor, or is that too big a leap for you?

I wouldn't hold out too much hope Assy.

 

[Bigeasy]

Well how come Norf are folding soon?

Are they? But they only have two colours in their jumper. Sure it's not the Bulldogs?

 

[Liam Boy]

Well how come Norf are folding soon?

Oh please. We've been "folding soon" since the 80s.

 

[Amber Guzzler]

Oh please. We've been "folding soon" since the 80s.

True, but now the league doesn't need to keep you around just to make up the numbers, kinda like Fitzroy circa 1996

 

[Mofra]

Collingwood have no colours - white & black are shades

Therefore, the clubs destined to fail are:

Adelaide
Brisbane
Carlton
Collingwood
Essendon
Freo
Geelong
Gold Coast
North Melbourne
Port Adelaide
Richmond
St Kilda
Sydney

Clubs with a chance of success are:

Hawthorn
Melbourne
West Coast
Western Bulldogs

 

[Asgardian]

I wouldn't hold out too much hope Assy.

If you like we can all hold our breath waiting ...

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Wotchoo talkin bout Mofra?

The concept is clubs with more than two colours are destined to fail, so 2, 1 or 0 are all ok. Better re-do your list if you don't want people to think you can't count.