Come On Bay, I know you all want Norf to miss the 8 [MFC GAGF]

[Jhye Clark 13]

Won't happen.

 

[NorthernLights]

Ahh appealing to the human sense of sympathy, nicely done. We all love a loveable loser

 

[harry000]

The "lol" part needs to be in there somewhere. Lol 9orf, perhaps.

OOOOH I was beginning to wonder who is this Norf mob everyone is talking about.. silly me.. its obvious now that they are talking about Lol Norf

 

[DaVillaBlues]

We win either way, if Norf make the finals, Cousin Brad stays.

The longer Sooz's Cuz stays, the less likely Norf will have any meaningful success, deep down i'm sure many Norf fans want NM to miss the finals to expedite Brad's departure from the footy club.

Such a boring cycle of mediocrity, reckon we (Carlton) are in a better situation going forwards

 

[van peebles]

Surely you want Norf to lose just for the complete collapse of BigFooty for 3 days under the weight of the server bombardment?

That's what I'm hoping for too...that said it's probably not going to happen. Plus I want GWS to have a reason to go for it against the Roos...and that reason will probably be top 4.

D'ees v Catters elimination final,yessssssssssssssssssssss.

 

[Bell End]

Whoever finishes 8th will have their pants pulled down, be bent over a barrel and be rodgered so hard up the shitter that their tonsils will get friction burns.

 

[Catastic82]

Don't write us off yet, if we can beat Richmond and Brisbane by about 300 points each we could sneak into 8th.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

D'ees v Catters elimination final,yessssssssssssssssssssss.

Impossible outcome. North winning in the last round will end any slim chance the Dees had of playing finals.

 

[RedVest4]

Saints will finish 8th once the #threecheat Hawks are exposed for breaching the salary cap. Unfortunately this means we'll definitely go out in straight sets as Hawthorn are the only top 8 team we would beat come finals time.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

The Dees would be far more competitive than Norf and besides the "lol factor" play a much more exciting brand of footy.

Who wants to see a bunch of old has beens on their last legs get bent over and embarassed yet again? Much better to watch an up and coming team chock full of talent give it their everything.

Best result for norf too - they might finally rid themselves of that dud coach.

 

[McRobie]

I'd prob get more satisfaction out of North missing that Swans making top 4.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Hopefully this happens, and if not, hopefully one of the Top 8 teams gets caught doping so we can do a Carlton 2013.

I want Norf and Melbs to finish equal on points and percentage. Then have a playoff for 9th on the bye round at Punt Rd so the whole Rihcmond squad can attend.

Lol.
Actually, I hope this happens. The melts if this was the game to break Norf's winning streak against us - delicious.

 

[True North]

Lol, Blues will beat GoDees. Deep down all Dees people know that their team lets them down when it hurts the most. This is that weekend.

 

[perplexed]

Hopefully this happens, and if not, hopefully one of the Top 8 teams gets caught doping so we can do a Carlton 2013.

Lol.
Actually, I hope this happens. The melts if this was the game to break Norf's winning streak against us - delicious.

What winning streak? Tell us more.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Lol, Blues will beat GoDees. Deep down all Dees people know that their team lets them down when it hurts the most. This is that weekend.

More likely we'll win to get fans hopes up then **** it all up against Geelong.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

What winning streak? Tell us more.

Nobody likes a smartarse

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Has the worse list, going to be putrid even more then they are now if the next 5 years and that's saying something.

 

[True North]

More likely we'll win to get fans hopes up then **** it all up against Geelong.

Geelong would be the expected loss. Blues is considered a forgone percentage boost. This smells like Rd 2 "getting ahead of ourselves" goodness.

I'll be watching.

 

[True North]

Has the worse list, going to be putrid even more then they are now if the next 5 years and that's saying something.

Snorting the crystals straight from the bathwater? You shood be da noo CEO

 

[schnoods]

Don't write us off yet, if we can beat Richmond and Brisbane by about 300 points each we could sneak into 8th.

If it were Freo and the drugcheats you'd have pretty good odds...

 

[LeverPuller]

If it were Freo and the drugcheats you'd have pretty good odds...

Richmond will probably win.

 

[leobarryustar]

I'd prob get more satisfaction out of North missing that Swans making top 4.

Last week we had to drop our pants to Saints to hurt Norf. This week we just need to smash Norf which is much more intuitive.

 

[Flags_In_The_Bag]

Snorting the crystals straight from the bathwater? You shood be da noo CEO

The clubs list is an absolute shambles and so was your replied remark.

 

[Northworth]

Okay Bay, time for some #finalsmath courtesy of your living-in-hope Dees supporter. Incredibly, I've had to postpone the trip to the snow indefinitely as for some reason the GRAND OLD FLAG is still a chance at September. But we need your help.

Firstly, because the other side is Norf. Norf Norf Norf. We all want to watch Mario go bananas when Norf choke away a 9-0 start to the year...in fact don't we want to label Norf's year as the definition of 9?

2016 = 2+0+1+6 = 9
Norf - 9 wins to start the year.
Norf final position - 9th.

What's more, wouldn't it be nice to see someone new in September? Not a bunch of retirees led by a worm of a 400 gamer?

So, what needs to happen.

Melbourne needs to win v Carlton and win v Geelong.
North Melbourne needs to lose v Sydney and lose v GWS.

Now, there's a bit of percentage involved too. Norf have about a ~4% lead over the Dees. So in short, Melbourne need to obliterate the Blooz, while Sydney need to bend Norf over like they did to the Aints (NTTAWWT).

In short, you all know you want to.

You will need to cancel your holidays in september

 

[Established1870]