BOPPER
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Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers
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Smell The Glove
Cancelled
I'll give it two years:
Homer: Oh Lisa, vampires aren't real. They're make believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos.
Homer: Oh Lisa, vampires aren't real. They're make believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos.
BOPPER
Debutant
- Feb 28, 2007
- 140
- 227
- AFL Club
- Richmond
- Other Teams
- Chelsea, New England
Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
Any chair at the MCG roos supporters, fill them.
Any chair at the MCG roos supporters, fill them.
Peter Griffin: Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt. You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.
or
Lois Griffin: Peter, did you paste a new picture of yourself on our wedding picture?
Peter Griffin: Yeah I think it looks better.
Lois Griffin: You pasted it over me!
Peter Griffin: Yeah I think it looks better.
Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Glen Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Glen Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Alex: Isn't that trophy case supposed to have trophies?
Lisa: Uh, they were all wiped out in the big trophy fire.
Skinner: [passing by] Ah, I see the trophies are still out for cleaning. Eh, Lisa?
Kickpuncher
Now I am become Donuts, the Destroyer of Ports
- Feb 13, 2007
- 12,456
- 21,261
- AFL Club
- Port Adelaide
Chief Wiggum: Well let me ask you this: shut up.
Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson
Bart Simpson: I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!
EPA Official: S-sir, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power...
Russ Cargill: Of course I have. You ever tried going mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you!
Bart Simpson: You just bought another load of crap from the world's fattest fertilizer sales man!
Russ Cargill: Anyone can pick something when they know what it is; It takes real leadership to pick something you're clueless about.
Homer Simpson: Homer do good?
Bart Simpson: Actually, you've doomed us all. Again.
Ned Flanders: The Good Lord is telling me to confess to something...
Homer Simpson: Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay...
Santa's Little Helper: [subtitled] I did things no dog should. They will haunt me forever.
(I'm sure Carlton and West Coast fans will find polar opposite intepretations of what those 'things' were
)
Dr. Nick: Bye, everybody!
Cletus: Hey, I know how you feel; I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.
Bart: I don't know, just I don't know if you care about me or not!
Or got it for Xmas
Fair enough.
High Voltage
All Australian
Everyone (at Carlton): Ooh! Aah.
Man 1 (Brett Ratten): What's normal to him amazes us.
Man 2 (Richard Pratt): He will be our new god.
Everyone (at Carlton): Yay!
