Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[showdownhero]

Re: Quotes

What about that New Years eve party at Lenny's. He didn't even have a clock.

GOAT post in history

 

[indy nile]

GOAT post in history

Do you know what GOAT stands for?

 

[Hodgepodge]

"Monorail!"

 

[Thurlow2Mackie]

"HodgePodge is ghey" - Homer Simpson

 

[WCEforeverman]

"HodgePodge is ghey" - Homer Simpson

Great episode.

 

[showdownhero]

Do you know what GOAT stands for?

Yeah it's quite clearly the greatest of all time in history. What of it?

 

[Kram]

Hayden Ballantyne: Hey, look! There's a big crowd to welcome us back even though we
lost...
Kram: Hey, I'll give you something to cry about, you loser! You can't
catch a football? Let's see if you can catch a rock!

 

[Kram]

And those ridiculous bets you make Fev... gambling is the finest
thing a person can do if he's good at it, but you haven't
won anything in months.

 

[Yidaki]

Talk about digging up an ancient thread.

 

[Bombers 2003]

"HodgePodge is ghey" - Homer Simpson

T2M thinks he is a woman-T2M

 

[Thurlow2Mackie]

T2M thinks he is a woman-T2M

Shut up, Bombers 2003.

 

[royals1922]

Jeannie and Chris while Brad Bootsma watches on.

 

[Top_4_Tiger]

Brendan Fevola at the Brownlow: All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Melbourne football club: Trying is the first step towards failure.

GWS: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.

 

[Rockford]

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

 

[And_ROOS]

"Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch."

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Homer: Just because I don't care it doesn't mean I don't understand...

 

[And_ROOS]

"This is even more painful than it looks."

 

[And_ROOS]

"We drove 2,000 miles for this?"

 

[Dory_77]

DB: 'Remember that time I deliberately lost to Richmond to get a priority pick? Well that's nothing because you oversaw a doping program!'

 

[Dory_77]

'It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.'

 

[Dory_77]

"But when he planned to steal our sunlight, he crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillany."

'Are these idiots getting louder or dumber?'

'I really like the vest!' (Does anyone have a pic of him in the green vest? Couldn't find one)

 

[Purple Suit]

with other finals hopefuls losing on the weekend blues still in the hunt for finals glory by default - "De Fault - the best 2 words in the english language !" - homer Astronaut simpson

You are Nostradamus. This quote shouldn't be for the 2012 season, 2013 was the true default. Make that double default as you had the tigers.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Longmire: Hey Goodsey! Hey Joey! Come on in. There's plenty of room. Sorry, not you, Heath.
Heath Shaw: Why not? [Longmire points to sign, "No Dickheads Policy"]
But you let in Buddy Franklin.
Buddy.: [pops head out window] Hyuck hyuck!
Longmire: It says no Dickhead_s_. We're allowed to have one.
Shaw: Oh.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Melbourne: You took our priority pick and we want it back!...oh we'd only waste it anyway

 

[Bender571]

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Lance what do you like about the swan?

Let's just say they moved me ... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.