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Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers
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Aussiekate
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Miss Hoover: Now, take out your red crayons.
Ralph: Miss Hoover?
Miss Hoover: Yes Ralph?
Ralph: I don't have a red crayon.
Miss Hoover: Why not?
Ralph: I ate it.
Record Lady: Mr. Simpson, there are thousands of people like you
with no discernable talent.
with no discernable talent.
Bart: What happened?
Krusty: Aw, don't worry about that. You're just finished, that's all.
Bart: Finished?
Krusty: Ehh, it happens all the time. That's show business for you: one day you're the most important guy that ever lived, the next day you're some shmoe working in a box factory.
WhyAlwaysMe
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Marge : Where have you been
Bart : I was at the flower shop
Homer (FEV): Ah yeh i was at the flower shop too
Homer: Thats right getting drunk at the old flower shop
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
done to death
Like he's going to read every single page to check if it's been done or not.
Dagless
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lol yeah but its was on page one... And every third or so page after that 
My name is OTTO! I like to get BLOTTO!
lol yeah but its was on page one... And every third or so page after that
Its more the fact they lost today that made me post it, and your bound to get doubles and triples of quotes due to the size of the thread, but since i didnt appease heres a new one then.
Krusty: Lets just say it moved me. TO A BIGGER HOUSE! Oh crap, I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.
Kickpuncher
Now I am become Donuts, the Destroyer of Ports
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Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!
Good flipping grief, ok ill try again tommorow til i find something original
Good flipping grief, ok ill try again tommorow til i find something original
Your not Butters from South park are you?
simpsons did it
Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!
Ant_
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Joffre Pearce to Danyle
"Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand: squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find. Coming to me was a good start."
"Son, there's only one thing punks like that understand: squealing. You've got to squeal to every teacher and every grown-up you can find. Coming to me was a good start."
with other finals hopefuls losing on the weekend blues still in the hunt for finals glory by default - "De Fault - the best 2 words in the english language !" - homer Astronaut simpson
ctacp
curlier than a catoggio pube
ctacp
curlier than a catoggio pube
