Comical Simpsons Quotes as they apply to Footy and Footballers

[Freo Big Fella]

Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves.
[Snake appears, holding out his hand]
Snake: Uh, wallet inspector.
Nerd 1: Oh, here ya go. [All three give him their wallets] I believe
that's all in order.
Snake: Huh ho! I can't believe that worked.
Homer: [realization dawning] Heyy...that's not the wallet inspector!

 

[hille is sexy]

I have one, yeah ....

Willie: now the kilt was only for day to day wear, in battle we donned a full length ball gown covered in sequins.The idea was to blind your apponent.

 

[TelkoTheGreat]

Young Bart: " Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me "

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: You're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: God bless those pagans.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: Marge I swear, I never thought that you would find out.

 

[Xcat]

The sketches of the end result for Wallet's 5 year plan for Richmond

LMFAO!!!!
That could well be what happens.

 

[Xcat]

Abe: Son! You gotta help me. I hit three people on the way over here
and I don't have any insurance!

 

[kangakid]

Gellong Versus Richmond game
Bart- i didnt think it was possible but this both sucks and blows!

 

[jnash196]

Now I have two owwies

 

[Juddy88]

Milhouse: Have you ever been in a police car?
Bart: Not the front.

 

[Matching Mole]

Marge: it was pretty exciting. But celery's pretty exciting too.

Vs.

That's brilliant - my favourite so far...

What I like most about this thread, apart from the chance to revisit some brilliant Simpsons quotes, is that this is about the only thread I've seen where fans are accepting jokes about their clubs in good humour.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Young Bart: " Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me Can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me "

Heh, heh, heh. Nice work

 

[the_big_sav]

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/4/lance_whitnall.jpg

http://www.fullpointsfooty.net/images/NSWToCCarey.jpg

not the excact quote but anyway

Chief Wiggum (whitnall): hey according to the town charter, it says as chief of police im suppossed to get a pig every month
Mayor Quimby (carey): forget about the pigs, how many broards do i get?

http://fremantlefc.com.au/Season200...layerId/14111/teamId/34/typeId/2/Default.aspx

http://img.footywire.com/afl/img/player/6/courtney_johns.jpg

again not excactly right but im pritty sure of it

Woody Allen: ohh jeez, what am i doing here? i should be in new york writing poems on popsicle sticks, at least then i would be making a difference

i guess for the first few rounds could have used that for whitnall too

 

[Mr Cannons]

Bart (Dreaming of being a rockstar) - And now for my new song, its called my fans are stupid pigs.

 

[TelkoTheGreat]

Bart: " *Gasp*.. I'm a nerd"
Milhouse: " *Gasp*.. So Am I!!!"

 

[TelkoTheGreat]

Superintendent Chalmers: " Good lord, what a dump. It's not surprising this school was once classified the most dilapidated in all of Missouri ".

 

[westdog54]

Now I have two owwies

LOL I'll pay that

 

[Shmoses]

Bart (Dreaming of being a rockstar) - And now for my new song, its called my fans are stupid pigs.

bahahaha top notch stuff

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Marge: I'm sure you'll make plenty of friends. All you have to do is be yourself.
Lisa: Be myself? I've been myself for eight years and it hasn't worked.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
Homer: Woohoo.

 

[Dr Sanchez]

Homer: Hello… My name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Okay, Mr. Burns, uhh, what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…