Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
Lol, so perfect. Awesome work!
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Lol, so perfect. Awesome work!
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Oh, I know this story! The year was nineteen-ought-six. The President is the divine Miss Sarah Burnheart. And all over America, people were doin' a dance called the "Funky Grandpa"! [sings] Oh... I'm...the...[falls asleep standing up]
Accountant: Let me get this straight, you bet all the money you made against the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: I figured the Generals were due. Besides that game was rigged one of those guys brought out a ladder. I mean, he was just spinning the ball on his finger.
Krusty: I figured the Generals were due. Besides that game was rigged one of those guys brought out a ladder. I mean, he was just spinning the ball on his finger.
so trueA little bit late, but:
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
(The second one is Barry Mitchell)
Legs: Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?
Johnny Tightlips: I ain't sayin' nothin'.
Legs: But what'll I tell the doctor?
Johnny Tightlips: Tell him to suck a lemon.
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"You panicked but you didn't lose your cool." Homer to Bart
= Mark Thompson to Josh Hunt
= Mark Thompson to Josh Hunt
Ok, nothing beats this one, even if it isn't a direct quote 
A poster by the name of Elmer 74 on PuntRoadEnd came up with this little beauty. You won't get what the posters names is all about, but you should still enjoy it
To the theme of the 'Monorail' song.......................
GM: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Five-year plan!
What'd I say?
TW: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
Richo+Browny: Five year plan?!
TW+GM: That's right! Five year plan
[crowd chants `Five-year plan’ softly and rhythmically]
Redford: I hear those things are awfully suspect...
TW: We’ll stay the course and end up perfect
GPB: Is there a chance the graph could bend?
TW: Not on your life, my pretty friend.
Bling: What about us skinny kids?
TW: We'll play you anyway next to Lids
Craig: Were you sent here by the devil?
GM: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Leysy: The ring came off Leysy’s VB can.
TW: Take my stubby, my good man.
I swear it's Richmond's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
All: Five year plan!
TW: Once again...
All: Five year plan!
Claw: But Petts and Bling are still soft and token...
Harry: Sorry, Claw, the duds have spoken!
All: Five-year plan!
Five-year plan!
[big finish]
Five-year plan!!
Craig: Five…..D’uds!
A poster by the name of Elmer 74 on PuntRoadEnd came up with this little beauty. You won't get what the posters names is all about, but you should still enjoy it
To the theme of the 'Monorail' song.......................
GM: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Five-year plan!
What'd I say?
TW: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
Richo+Browny: Five year plan?!
TW+GM: That's right! Five year plan
[crowd chants `Five-year plan’ softly and rhythmically]
Redford: I hear those things are awfully suspect...
TW: We’ll stay the course and end up perfect
GPB: Is there a chance the graph could bend?
TW: Not on your life, my pretty friend.
Bling: What about us skinny kids?
TW: We'll play you anyway next to Lids
Craig: Were you sent here by the devil?
GM: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Leysy: The ring came off Leysy’s VB can.
TW: Take my stubby, my good man.
I swear it's Richmond's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
All: Five year plan!
TW: Once again...
All: Five year plan!
Claw: But Petts and Bling are still soft and token...
Harry: Sorry, Claw, the duds have spoken!
All: Five-year plan!
Five-year plan!
[big finish]
Five-year plan!!
Craig: Five…..D’uds!
I think we may have a winnerOk, nothing beats this one, even if it isn't a direct quote
A poster by the name of Elmer 74 on PuntRoadEnd came up with this little beauty. You won't get what the posters names is all about, but you should still enjoy it
To the theme of the 'Monorail' song.......................
GM: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Five-year plan!
What'd I say?
TW: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
Richo+Browny: Five year plan?!
TW+GM: That's right! Five year plan
[crowd chants `Five-year plan’ softly and rhythmically]
Redford: I hear those things are awfully suspect...
TW: We’ll stay the course and end up perfect
GPB: Is there a chance the graph could bend?
TW: Not on your life, my pretty friend.
Bling: What about us skinny kids?
TW: We'll play you anyway next to Lids
Craig: Were you sent here by the devil?
GM: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Leysy: The ring came off Leysy’s VB can.
TW: Take my stubby, my good man.
I swear it's Richmond's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
All: Five year plan!
GM: What's it called?
All: Five year plan!
TW: Once again...
All: Five year plan!
Claw: But Petts and Bling are still soft and token...
Harry: Sorry, Claw, the duds have spoken!
All: Five-year plan!
Five-year plan!
[big finish]
Five-year plan!!
Craig: Five…..D’uds!
That is pure brilliance
Upgrayedd
A Vote for Clive is a Vote for Justice
I dont see anything topping that, honestly, that has set the bar too high if anything
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(Unique injury) TBC
Homer: You know, everybody believed the worst about
me right away; nobody cares that I didn't do it. But I didn't!
OK, look: I've done some bad things in my life, but harassing
women is not one of them. [softly] Like one time, we were having
this race with the stupid old tiny bicycle with the big wheel in
front, so I figure, "We'll see about that!" So I get this big
chunk of cinderblock, and --
Marge: [makes choking noises]
Homer: Oh, gotta go. [walks off]
[pops head back on] Innocent!
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O.K, let's bring on our first bachelor. This sexy fellow describes himself as a big thirsty teddy bear. Say hello to Barney Gumble. (walks on) I got zero, zero, zero, I got zero! [Barney walks to rejects]
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Bart - If we slow the camera we can see the exact moment where Ralph's heart breaks.
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^^^^^ would be a better fit for geelong seeing they are a bunch of hicks
Love the yellow card, almost as good as the red you had recently for being a douchebag. Hows it feel that the Yellow and Poo inbreds knocked off your boys today?
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how does it feel consistantly getting beat by them and at the hickory as well LOL the hicks would hate losing at the hickoryLove the yellow card, almost as good as the red you had recently for being a douchebag. Hows it feel that the Yellow and Poo inbreds knocked off your boys today?
Erm, they beat us once at TD, once at Skilled and once in Tassie. But if you werent a knob you would look back further and see the beltings we handed them in the games previous to that.
Upgrayedd
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Your ruining the thread assholes.
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Fantastic workA little bit late, but:
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.
(The second one is Barry Mitchell)
Lisa: I'm not a State! I'm a monster!
Man: Now don't you fret. When I'm through, he won't set foot in this
town again. I can be very, _very_ persuasive. [reloads his gun]
[Scene change to a bar]
Man: [whining] C'mon, leave town!
Bob: No.
Man: I'll be your friend?
Bob: No.
Man: Aw, you're mean!
town again. I can be very, _very_ persuasive. [reloads his gun]
[Scene change to a bar]
Man: [whining] C'mon, leave town!
Bob: No.
Man: I'll be your friend?
Bob: No.
Man: Aw, you're mean!
