Commentators: Rate - Don't mind - Hate

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This board tends to house a fair number of threads in which one or more commentators get panned. I thought I'd start a thread where we could all list the commentators we know of (from tv and radio) in three separate groups:

1) Rate. Commentators who you actually enjoy listening to. In this list, put those callers who actually make your football experience better. Perhaps you find them insightful, perhaps you think they call the play accurately, perhaps they just make the spectacle more 'fun', whatever. Callers you have time for.

2) Don't mind. Commentators who you don't 'rate' but who don't piss you off too often, either. Even on television, the truth is that a full season of games with no commentary would be pretty boring; the majority of us prefer to hear somebody talking about the game we are watching. These are the types who do the job without doing it brilliantly. Generally, if there is only one of these types calling a game (along with a caller you like), it won't detract too much from your experience - but if both/all callers for any given game were from this list, you wouldn't be too pleased.

3) Hate. Callers who really are worse than just listening to the crowd for two hours straight. Commentators who you are genuinely - whether with malice, or without - hoping do not get renewals on their contracts every off-season.

I will put my list in the post below. Interested to see other posters' opinions.

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Rate:

Rex Hunt
Michael Christian
James Brayshaw
Gary Lyon
Jason Dunstall
Dennis Cometti
Bruce McAvaney
Malcolm Blight
Anthony Hudson
Billy Brownless

Don't mind:

Matthew Lloyd (haven't heard much of him but liked what I heard)
Hamish McLachlan (pains me to say it but he isn't that bad)
Dwayne Russell (pains me to say it but he isn't that bad)
Tim Lane (even if his daughter is a disgrace to journalism)
Eddie McGuire (he used to commentate for 9)
Stephen Quartermain (pains me to say it but he is normally not too bad)
Tim Watson (was shocking today, though)
Nathan Brown (tries a bit too hard but is likeable)
Danny Frawley (only just in this category instead of the Hate one. Blokes around him carry him, that's for sure)

Hate:

Luke Darcy. Can. Not. Stand. The. Way. He. Goes. About. It.
Gerard Healy
Robert Walls
Glen Jakovich
Tony Shaw
Andrew Maher
Richard Champion (FM in Brisbane)
Clark Keating (FM in Brisbane)

[Haven't heard enough of/know enough about the following to pass judgement: Leigh Matthews, Tom Harley, Barry Denner, Damien Mahoney (another Brisbane FM guy, might be just as bas as the other clowns - not sure yet), Tony Leonard, David King, Kevin Bartlett, Wayne Schwass, Matt Granland]
 
my take on the callers....

Enjoy listening to/adds to the experience

Matt Granland
Michael Christian
James Brayshaw
Dennis Cometti
Anthony Hudson
Tony Leonard

Tolerable but over the top & tends to grate after a while
Tim Lane
Bruce McAvaney
Rex Hunt
Kevin Bartlett
Eddie McGuire
Stephen Quartermain
Matthew Campbell

Try hards/loud mouths/biased uneducated callers totally up themselves..
Tim Gossage
Dwayne Russell
Luke Darcy
Brian Taylor
 

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Rate:
Rex Hunt
Michael Christian
Anthony Hudson
Leigh Matthews

Don't mind:
Brian Taylor
Dennis Commetti
Tim Lane
Matthew Lloyd
Luke Darcy

Hate:
Matthew Campbell
Dwayne Russell
Alastair Lynch
 
Rate:
Tony Leonard
Anthony Hudson
James Brayshaw
Rex Hunt
Matt Granland
Matthew Lloyd
Leigh Matthews
Rohan Connolly
Matthew Richardson

Dont Mind:
Brian Taylor
Bruuuuuuuce
Dennis Cometti
Karl Langdon
Malcolm Blight
Michael Christian
Tim Watson
David Schwarz

Hate:
Tony "No Doubt" Shaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
Flogert Walls
Steven Quartermaine
Tim Lane
Shane McGuinness
Luke Darcy
Jason Dunstall
Danny Frawley
Shane Wakelin
Brad Johnson
Dwayne Russell
Wayne Schwass
 
Rate:
Tony Leonard
James Brayshaw
Rex Hunt
Matt Granland (since the first game SEN started call I rated him)
Matthew Lloyd (I hate him, but like his honesty and makes more sense than i gave him credit for)
Leigh Matthews
Matthew Richardson
Gerard Whateley
Brian Taylor

Dont Mind:
Bruuuuuuuce
Dennis Cometti
Karl Langdon
Malcolm Blight
Michael Christian
Tim Watson
Rohan Connolly (tries a bit hard to be alternative and one of the cool rock n roll types)
Shane McGuinness
Jason Dunstall

Hate:
Anthony Hudson (he knows he has a microphone right ? He knoes he doesn't have to yell. I find he likes footy just a bit too much and gets too excited about the smallest thing).
Tony "No Doubt" Shaaaaaaaawwwwwwww
Flogert Walls
Steven Quartermaine
Tim Lane
Luke Darcy (I'm still filthy that he was calling Buddy's GOTY last year. Completely ruined it).
Danny Frawley
Shane Wakelin
Brad Johnson
Dwayne Russell
Wayne Schwass (look certainly "moving forward"... "press" ....."spread"..let me reel off a few more middle-management / footy buzz phrases without making any sense about anything but appearing clever.
Bill Brownless (how he can be classed as special comments is beyond all comprehension).
David Schwarz
Drew Morphett
 
Rate:
Sandy Roberts
Dennis Commetti
Michael Christian
Gerard Whateley
Matthew Lloyd

Don't Mind:
Brian Taylor
Luke Darcy
Alistair Lynch
Jason Dunstall
Tim Watson
Leigh Matthews
Andy Maher (just)

Hate:
Bruce McAveney (embarassing, I cringe)
Robert Walls (depressing)
Malcolm Blight (patronizing)
Danny Frawley
James Brayshaw
Tim Gossage (super WA biased)
 
Rate:
Matt Granland
Gerard Whately

Dont Mind:
Leigh Matthews
James Brayshaw
Drew Morphett

Hate:
Tony Shaw
Rob Walls
Steven Quartermaine
Tim Lane
Luke Darcy
Jason Dunstall
Danny Frawley
Shane Wakelin
Brad Johnson
Dwayne Russell
Wayne Schwass
Tony Leonard
Anthony Hudson
Rex Hunt
Matthew Lloyd
Brian Taylor
Bruuuuuuuce
Dennis Cometti
Karl Langdon
Malcolm Blight
Michael Christian
Tim Watson
David Schwarz
Matthew Richardson
 
Rate:
Gerard Whately
Drew Morphett

Dont Mind:
Leigh Matthews
James Brayshaw
Tim Lane
Jason Dunstall
Rex Hunt
Dennis Cometti

Hate:
Tony Shaw
Steven Quartermaine
Luke Darcy
Danny Frawley
Dwayne Russell
Anthony Hudson
Matthew Lloyd
Brian Taylor
Bruuuuuuuce
Karl Langdon
Malcolm Blight
Michael Christian
Tim Watson
David Schwarz
Matthew Richardson

I'm with Zac Dawson
Rob Walls
 
Rate
Gerald Healy (a freo fan)
Brian Taylor
Mark Robinson -on 360
Gerard Whately ^^
Jason Dunstall
Mark McClure-360

Don't Mind
Tony Shaw
Tim Lane
Alistair Lynch
Dennis Cometti

Hate
Bruce
Danny frawley(any mistake from a freo player is a brain explosion)
Dwayne Russell.
game day-except robbo.
 

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Rate:
Matt Granland
Gerard Whately

Dont Mind:
Leigh Matthews
James Brayshaw
Drew Morphett

Hate:
Tony Shaw
Rob Walls
Steven Quartermaine
Tim Lane
Luke Darcy
Jason Dunstall
Danny Frawley
Shane Wakelin
Brad Johnson
Dwayne Russell
Wayne Schwass
Tony Leonard
Anthony Hudson
Rex Hunt
Matthew Lloyd
Brian Taylor
Bruuuuuuuce
Dennis Cometti
Karl Langdon
Malcolm Blight
Michael Christian
Tim Watson
David Schwarz
Matthew Richardson
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Pretty much the same for me , though I really like Malthouse when he's on SEN friday nights sometimes, obviously knows what he's talking about and has a great passion for the game. Hope he does more of it from next year.
 
Rate:

Malcolm Blight
Matthew Lloyd
Dermott Brereton
Danny Frawley
Mark Maclure
Chris Grant
Stan Alves
Matthew Knights
Adam Ramanauskas
Rex Hunt
James Brayshaw
Tim Lane
Anthony Hudson
Dennis Cometti
Leigh Matthews
Tim Watson
Kevin Bartlett
Matt Granland
Tony Leonard
John Newman
Roger Wills
Peter Walsh

Don't Rate:
Bruce McAvaney
Tom Harley
Brian Taylor
Tony Shaw
Robert Walls
Michael Christian
Stephen Quartermain
Bill Brownless
Garry Lyon
Nathan Brown
Wayne Schwass
Hamish McLauchlan
Anthony Mithen
Richard Champion
Shaun Hart
Ashley Hansen
Ken Judge
 
Old thread but didnt want to start a newy.

Does anyone know if Robert Walls has a TV gig this year? Does Malcolm Blight? Geez I hate listening to these two mugs and I suspect that they be lost to the telly. What a shame that'd be. Ah....happy days.

Who was Walls sleeping with to stay on the box for so long? Havent seen any comments above that rated him.
 
Who was Walls sleeping with to stay on the box for so long? Havent seen any comments above that rated him.

Quite probably his football credentials (which are technically extensive) put him in good stead for a long time.
 
Rate:

JB
BT
Schwatta
Dennis Cometti
Juicey Brucey
Lloydy
Huddo
Wispy
Chief
Browny
KB
Brad Johnson
Fos
Quarters
Dr Smooth
Howie
Gerard Whateley.

Don't mind:

Lethal
Richo
Lonewolf
Spud
Jako
Plough
Sellers
Hammer
Tom Rehn
Blighty
Daics
Karl Langdon
Warren Tredrea
Rhett Biglands
Dermott Brereton
Barry Denner
Chrisso
Clark Keating
Darce (never seen a former player ease seemlessly into the media as well as the Duke.)
Richard Champion
Shane Wakelin
Darryl Wakelin
Crawf
Stevo
Damo
Michael Roberts.

Hate:

Tom Harley (rattles off cliche after cliche and tries to make himself sound intelligent.)
Kingy
Dwayne Russell (monotonous much.)
Wallsy (misery guts.)
Lynchy (Press, spread, zone, yadda yadda.)
Duck (haven't heard him commentate enough to make a judgement.)
Tim Lane (will always write off Geelong at any given moment. also, daughter shits all over the old man.)
Brenton Yates
Robbo (see Wallsy.)
Julian De Stoop (haven't heard much of him byway of commentary but have time for him.)
 

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