Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors Season 22 Team Thread - CONGRATS JAZNY B&F WINNER AND CLANGMAN MEDALLIST

[Wosh]

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Inaugural Season: Season 18
Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park
Colours: Orange, Black and White

Mobbs Medal: Freofalcon (Season 21) and runner up toxic
Alf Andrews Medal: Reginald Perrin (Season 21)
EKA Medal: Wooshette (Season 20)
TFLUA Medal: toxic (Season 21) El Dubya (Season 19)
S21 Frankston Rover Medallists: Wooshette
S21 Leading Goalkicker: Reginald Perrin
S21 Pwned Trophy Winner: Packedlunch

WIKI PAGE
http://sweetfa.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Coney_Island_Warriors

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SEASON 22 PLAYERS

1 candiehappy
2 DapperJong (VC)
3 Frankston Rover
4 zackah (VC)
5 toxic
7. I Dont Care
9. comewhatmay
8 Wooshette (C)
10 Raveneyes
12 Number retired in disgrace
13 Norm Landrover
15 Kabanna (R)
16 Mr_Smooth
22 Freofalcon
23 Benwah83 (LG)
24 Packedlunch
26 Morganashlee
28 Jazny (R)
29 Reginald Perrin
33. Bosk
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 RedVest4 (R)
57 BoshtrichBurger
88 David Schwarz (R)
333 boncer34

IN: RedVest4 (rookie) David Schwarz (rookie) Kabanna (rookie) Jazny (rookie)
Cooksen (Wolves) candiehappy (returned)
Delisted: oogac, Mr Blicavs, The Mighty Boosh, Haduken, Stronzo, Sydney Bloods, Les Norton
Dirty treacherous bastards: Black Betty

LEADERSHIP GROUP: Wooshette zackah DapperJong Benwah83




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[Wosh]

SEASON 22 FIXTURE


Round 1 – Tuesday 26/7/16
West Coast Wonders v Coney Island Warriors @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Gold City Royals @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Geelong Wolves @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Dragons FFC @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v East Side Hawks @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Mount Buller Demons @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 2 – Tuesday 2/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Las Vegas Bears @ Van Cortlandt Park
Mt Buller Demons v Sin City Swamprats @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Roys FFC @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Fighting Furies @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v West Coast Wonders @The Golden Throne

Round 3 – Tuesday 9/8/16
Gold City Royals v Coney Island Warriors @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Geelong Wolves @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Dragons FFC @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v East Side Hawks @ Abdu Prison
Roys FFC v Mt Buller Demons @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Las Vegas Bears @ Underground Stadium

Round 4 – Tuesday 16/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Sin City Swamprats @ Van Cortlandt Park
Las Vegas Bears v Roys FFC @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v Baghdad Bombers @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Fighting Furies @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Dragon Island
Geelong Wolves v Gold City Royals @ The Lair

Round 5 – Tuesday 23/8/16
Coney Island Warriors v Dragons FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v East Side Hawks @ The Lair
Gold City Royals v Mt Buller Demons @ The Golden Throne
West Coast Wonders v Las Vegas Bears @ The Colosseum
Fighting Furies v Sin City Swamprats @ Punt Road
Baghdad Bombers v Roys FFC @ Abdu Prison

Round 6 – Tuesday 30/8/16
Roys FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Sin City Swamprats v Baghdad Bombers @ Underground Stadium
Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ The Stadium In The Sky
Mt Buller Demons v West Coast Wonders @ Snow Dome
East Side Hawks v Gold City Royals @ Waverley Park
Dragons FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Dragon Island

Round 7 – Tuesday 6/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Geelong Wolves @ Van Cortlandt Park
Dragons FFC v Gold City Royals @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v West Coast Wonders @ Waverley Park
Fighting Furies v Mt Buller Demons @ Punt Road
Las Vegas Bears v Baghdad Bombers @ The Stadium In The Sky
Roys FFC v Sin City Swamprats @ Brunswick Junction Oval - "The FattyLumpkin Memorial Match" *
* Match moved to BJO at request of Rats and Roys.

Round 8 – Tuesday 13/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Baghdad Bombers @ Van Cortlandt Park
Fighting Furies v Roys FFC @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Sin City Swamprats @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Las Vegas Bears @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Mt Buller Demons @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v East Side Hawks @ Dragon Island

Round 9 – Tuesday 20/9/16
East Side Hawks v Coney Island Warriors @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Dragons FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Geelong Wolves @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Gold City Royals @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v West Coast Wonders @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Fighting Furies @ Abdu Prison

Round 10 – Tuesday 27/9/16
Coney Island Warriors v Fighting Furies @ Van Cortlandt Park
West Coast Wonders v Baghdad Bombers @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Roys FFC @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Sin City Swamprats @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Mt Buller Demons @ Waverley Park

Round 11 – Tuesday 4/10/16
Mt Buller Demons v Coney Island Warriors @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v East Side Hawks @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Dragons FFC @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Geelong Wolves @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bandits v Gold City Royals @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v West Coast Wonders @ Punt Road

Round 12 – Tuesday 11/10/16
Coney Island Warriors v West Coast Wonders @ Van Cortlandt Park
Gold City Royals v Fighting Furies @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Baghdad Bombers @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Roys FFC @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Sin City Swamprats @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Las Vegas Bears @ Snow Dome

Round 13 – Tuesday 18/10/16
Las Vegas Bears v Coney Island Warriors @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Mt Buller Demons @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v East Side Hawks @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Dragons FFC @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Geelong Wolves @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Gold City Royals @The Colosseum

Round 14 – Tuesday 25/10/16
Coney Island Warriors v Gold City Royals @ Van Cortlandt Park
Geelong Wolves v West Coast Wonders @ The Lair
Dragons FFC v Fighting Furies @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Baghdad Bombers @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Roys FFC @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v Sin City Swamprats @ The Stadium In The Sky

Round 15 – Monday 31/10/16 (Melbourne Cup Week)
Sin City Swamprats v Coney Island Warriors @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Las Vegas Bears @ Brunswick Junction Oval
Baghdad Bombers v Mt Buller Demons @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v East Side Hawks @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Dragons FFC @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v Geelong Wolves @ The Golden Throne

Round 16 – Tuesday 8/11/16
Dragons FFC v Coney Island Warriors @ Dragon Island
East Side Hawks v Geelong Wolves @ Waverley Park
Mt Buller Demons v Gold City Royals @ Snow Dome
Las Vegas Bears v West Coast Wonders @ The Stadium In The Sky
Sin City Swamprats v Fighting Furies @ Underground Stadium
Roys FFC v Baghdad Bombers @ Brunswick Junction Oval

Round 17 – Tuesday 15/11/16
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC @ Van Cortlandt Park
Baghdad Bombers v Sin City Swamprats @ Abdu Prison
Fighting Furies v Las Vegas Bears @ Punt Road
West Coast Wonders v Mt Buller Demons @ The Colosseum
Gold City Royals v East Side Hawks @ The Golden Throne
Geelong Wolves v Dragons FFC @ The Lair

 

[Wosh]

Dear friends..it's that time again!
Very excited to announce our fantastic new team members David Schwarz, RedVest4, Kabanna, Jazny, Cooksen and returning candiehappy Please make them feel at home and show them what a great place the SFA can be and what a fun bunch we are. To the rookies I suggest you have a good look around and a good read, you'll find a diverse and interesting community here and very welcoming if you give it a good shot.

I'd like to welcome the new members of the leadership Dapper (VC) and Ben..I really look forward to the Warriors flourishing with your help and support. zackah remains as a VC, and along with myself we will all work to make S22 enjoyable and successful for all of us.
I particularly want to thank the veterans, FR, BigJoe Reggie and Smoothie for their support in turning over the leadership and allowing some new members to have a go, and also for being fantastic to me in my 2 seasons here and entrusting me with the captaincy. You guys are the backbone of this club and your opinions will always count and I will always listen and take on board things you want to discuss with me. Thank you all X

The main premise of the SFA are the match threads and banter, we've got some real humour in here and I hope you all get into it, whether you post 5 times or 50 times just have fun..the mix of different personalities and posting styles is what keeps it interesting and makes us who we are. Winning is grouse but we all know that's a random thing, so if we stay tight and patient the rest will come someday.
Most of you know me pretty well, some in r/l so you know you can come to me with any questions or grievances and we will try our hardest to sort it out. Some people take this serious and some don't..I think somewhere in between is right. Respect the SFA, it's been on BF a long time and means a lot to many people, but always remember it should be about fun first and foremost, whether you get involved all over the SFA or just in match threads.

I also want to mention how fantastic our kit looks, FR wanted to commemorate the Whore Tree in some way and suggested a watermark of some sort, so I approached Benwah to help me put it on the jumper and he did exactly what I wanted and I think its looks amazing, I'm sure you agree it's the best kit on BF! A huge thanks Ben Also Lord_Flashheart I didn't forget your kilt

I hope you are all training, the first match thread goes up Tuesday 26th..I'm off somewhere warm till then!
We have a praccy match against Hate and the Dragons coming up..match thread goes up tomorrow, have at it!

I have massive shoes to fill with the highly respected BigJoe and FR before him captaining this fantastic club, I pledge to give it my best and continue going forward and evolving.
Woosh X

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

We get mercs sweet

 

[Benwah83]

I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that playing list is the most awe-inspiring that the SFA has even seen.

 

[Wosh]

I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say that playing list is the most awe-inspiring that the SFA has even seen.

It's so good it's scary

 

[Frankston Rover]

Those jumpers are awesome.

Good luck everyone, it's a great list and should be lots of fun.

Go Warriors.

 

[DapperJong]

I'm honoured to be Wooshette's right hand man-bag for season 22 in the team that is obviously the best team in the league with the best captain.

Her philosophy on qooty is spot on and I couldn't have put it any better. But I personally differ in one small matter.

I TAKE THIS VERY SERIOUSLY

That's right. There is no room for fun here. Every week, I watch every single letter that is spewed out of the simulator as it happens. I make sure that I strain and put every ounce of mental energy into forcing the outcome. By half time, I am vomiting blood. To our rookies, this is what is expected and you are to PM pics our how much blood you have lost.

And when it comes to the opposition and game thread banter, do not pull any punches. Our enemies possess an incredible amount of jealousy and will try and take you down at any moment. Personal attacks are great and should be used often without remorse. Fling actual shit at people if you manage to find out where they live. Do these things until they also take it way too seriously then you can LOL at their dumb heads for taking it seriously. It's a random result you weirdos.

One thing is true: This is a very fun game to play, but all teams are scared to play against us. This is because we are the benchmark qooty team with the best players ever.

Prepare you keyboards, campaigners.

GO WARRIORS!!!!!!!!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Welcome to RedVest4, David Schwarz, Kabanna, Jazny, Cooksen and welcome back candiehappy.

I can smell another EKA medallist in there.

 

[BigJoeD_]

That playing list... Those uniforms.

That mankini

 

[DapperJong]

That playing list... Those uniforms.

That mankini

Yeah I hope woosh ordered my size this time.

9XL

 

[candiehappy]

By half time, I am vomiting blood.

with my Haemorrhoids I'm often bleeding at the other end, does that count?

 

[Frankston Rover]

with my Haemorrhoids I'm often bleeding at the other end, does that count?

I thought you were carrying a bunch of grapes in your back pocket...

My mistake.

 

[DapperJong]

with my Haemorrhoids I'm often bleeding at the other end, does that count?

Great tactic to distract the opposition I would think

 

[fumbler]

I mock thee.

 

[DapperJong]

I mock thee.

I'll be surprised if you're in the right thread.

 

[fumbler]

I'll be surprised if you're in the right thread.

I wander through time better than the Tardis.

 

[RedVest4]

Does our team get drug tested? I may or may not have sniffed some stuff on the weekend. It will of course, make my performance very good.

 

[DapperJong]

also candiehappy I think it will be great if you post in large bold font all the time

**** the h8erz

 

[candiehappy]

also candiehappy I think it will be great if you post in large bold font all the time

**** the h8erz

was I yelling ?

 

[DapperJong]

was I yelling ?

You were speaking with authority. It was inspiring.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Does our team get drug tested? I may or may not have sniffed some stuff on the weekend. It will of course, make my performance very good.

Where do you think Dank is working now?

On an unrelated matter, my moustache can now bench-press 140kg...

 

[Hate]

Hi all,

Come insult the Dragons in our team thread for a few days before we mop the floor with you lot whenever Frankston posts our praccy match.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/dragons-ffc-season-22-official-team-thread.1138317/page-4

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

That Kilt, that jumper. What a combo.

 

[David Schwarz]

333? I thought I was pushing it with 88!