Official Match Thread Season 38, Second Qualifying Final: Coney Island Warriors v East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

[philreich]

4 : 14.22 {C} - No clear advantage to either side.
4 : 14.31 {lW} - Callums_Guns sucks it up like a dustbuster and he's off and running.
4 : 14.37 {rW} - Handpasses to RU_.
4 : 14.41 {rHFF} - Handballs to Tadpole.
4 : 14.45 {rHFF} - Tadpole dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 14.49 {rHFF} - An underground handpass to PhenomenalV1.
4 : 14.53 {rHFF} - He has a bounce.
4 : 14.58 {rW} - Gets hands off within the nick of time.
4 : 15.02 {C} - A poor handpass but boncer34 is up to the challenge.
4 : 15.06 {rHFF} - por_please_ya presents.
4 : 15.1 {rHFF} - Over the head of por_please_ya.
4 : 15.14 {rHFF} - por_please_ya picks it up on the bounce.
4 : 15.18 {rHFF} - No-look handpass to PhenomenalV1.
4 : 15.22 {lFP} - He kicks long and low.
4 : 15.26 {lFP} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 15.31 {lBP} - Its hard and tough but Reginald Perrin wins possession.
4 : 15.35 {lBP} - The Majestic was tackled too low.
4 : 15.38 {rFP} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 15.43 {rFP} - The Majestic steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 15.47 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to The Majestic.
Coney Island Warriors : 12.5.77
East Side Hawks : 11.5.71
4 : 15.51 {C} - Superb ruckwork from Tadpole.
4 : 16 {C} - pantskyle dances around boncer34.
4 : 16.04 {rHFF} - Geeze he's got onto that one. Pressure on Barrybran to mark.
4 : 16.08 {rHFF} - I can't believe Barrybran held on to that. What a mark.
4 : 16.12 {rHFF} - Barrybran wants to get on with proceedings.
4 : 16.16 {CHF} - Handballs over the top to Dinsdale.
4 : 16.2 {CHF} - Boot to ball from Dinsdale under pressure.
4 : 16.24 {CHF} - This has ended up being far too easy a goal to Dinsdale.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 11.5.71
4 : 16.28 {C} - spudmaster too strong at the bounce.
4 : 16.37 {lW} - Nobody's checking FootyGuy13.
4 : 16.43 {lW} - FootyGuy13 kicks into the man on the mark.
4 : 16.47 {rW} - RU_ slowing down the play.
4 : 16.51 {lHFF} - A mongrel punt in the direction of Giant Strides.
4 : 16.55 {lHFF} - Giant Strides appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 17 {lHFF} - Giant Strides dances around zackah.
4 : 17.04 {CHF} - A wild handball - but luckily Itsmyshow was well placed to clean up.
4 : 17.07 {CHF} - He handpasses to PhenomenalV1.
4 : 17.12 {lFP} - A poor handpass but Riviat is up to the challenge.
4 : 17.16 {lFP} - Riviat lines it up from forty metres.

 

[zackah]

Get the **** around us

 

[zackah]

More specifically me

 

[The Majestic]

4 : 15.35 {lBP} - The Majestic was tackled too low.
4 : 15.38 {rFP} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 15.43 {rFP} - The Majestic steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 15.47 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to The Majestic.

More goals Majestic, let's help the team out.

 

[philreich]

4 : 17.2 {lFP} - Brilliant goal to Riviat.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 12.5.77

 

[Tonga Bob]

4 : 15.35 {lBP} - The Majestic was tackled too low.
4 : 15.38 {rFP} - The Majestic slowing down the play.
4 : 15.43 {rFP} - The Majestic steadies himself and has a shot ....
4 : 15.47 {rFP} - Miraculous goal to The Majestic.

More goals Majestic, let's help the team out.

Always a fan of somebody talking about themselves in the third person.

 

[Tonga Bob]

4 : 17.2 {lFP} - Brilliant goal to Riviat.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 12.5.77

oh NOW he turns up

 

[spudmaster]

Get the **** around us

More specifically me

Oh look, the water boy is getting a run.

 

[philreich]

4 : 17.24 {C} - Neither ruckman can take advantage of the bounce.
4 : 17.32 {rW} - spudmaster has possession.
4 : 17.36 {rW} - spudmaster dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 17.4 {C} - Kick goes sideways.
4 : 17.45 {C} - boncer34 did enough to prevent a mark being taken.
4 : 17.49 {C} - pantskyle signals for his teammates to present.
4 : 17.53 {C} - Fires out the handpass to spudmaster.
4 : 17.57 {C} - spudmaster kicks to gain distance but the umpire calls deliberate.
4 : 18.01 {C} - boncer34 sizes the options in front of him.
4 : 18.06 {lHFF} - Gets onto his preferred foot and boots it long.
4 : 18.09 {lHFF} - Giant Strides can't mark but is able to bring the ball to ground.
4 : 18.13 {rHBF} - zackah to send the ball forward.
4 : 18.17 {C} - He just bombs away in the direction of pantskyle and boncer34.
4 : 18.22 {C} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 18.26 {C} - With the ball is boncer34.
4 : 18.3 {lHFF} - Giant Strides calls for it.
4 : 18.34 {lHFF} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 18.4 {lHBF} - Freofalcon slowing down the play.
4 : 18.42 {CHB} - Sees TubbsFarquhar out of the corner of his eye.
4 : 18.48 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar misjudges it and it's an easy mark to Itsmyshow.
4 : 18.52 {CHF} - Itsmyshow takes off.
4 : 18.57 {lHFF} - Giant Strides screaming for the ball - and he is heard.
4 : 19.01 {lHFF} - Giant Strides gets too far under the ball.
4 : 19.05 {lHFF} - Running with the ball is Giant Strides.
4 : 19.09 {lHFF} - He takes the opportunity to bounce.
4 : 19.13 {lHFF} - That's a monster kick ....

 

[Callums_Guns]

4 : 17.2 {lFP} - Brilliant goal to Riviat.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 12.5.77

Now your turn Tarks…….please

 

[The Majestic]

Always a fan of somebody talking about themselves in the third person.

I figure if I did, I would help motivate myself to do better, and be better.

 

[Tonga Bob]

I figure if I did, I would help motivate myself to do better, and be better.

Cool, you're back to the first person. You had a good run.

 

[Tarkyn_24]

Now your turn Tarks…….please

I have decided to retire

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.17 {lHFF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 13.5.83

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Geez are the Warriors actually going to choke here?

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

extra time! give me extra time!

 

[Callums_Guns]

I have decided to retire

4 : 19.17 {lHFF} - It's an ugly kick but its a goal.
Coney Island Warriors : 13.5.83
East Side Hawks : 13.5.83

Waiting on that PM Phil so I can talk to Tarks

 

[The Majestic]

Cool, you're back to the first person. You had a good run.

I don't stay in the third person very long.

 

[philreich]

110 minutes of qooty, and still they can't be separated..........

 

[Tonga Bob]

phil.

 

[zackah]

110 minutes of qooty, and still they can't be separated..........

No one likes you

 

[spudmaster]

110 minutes of qooty, and still they can't be separated..........

Your dog would be about due for a walk, no?

 

[philreich]

4 : 19.22 {C} - Both ruckman miss the ball completely.
4 : 19.3 {rW} - Tonga Bob with a little space.
4 : 19.34 {rW} - Huge handpass to spudmaster. As good as a kick.
4 : 19.38 {rW} - spudmaster dummy's the handpass and then takes a bounce.
4 : 19.42 {C} - Finds pantskyle with a handball.
4 : 19.46 {C} - pantskyle has time to take a bounce.
4 : 19.5 {lW} - Passes to FootyGuy13 by hand.
4 : 19.54 {lW} - FootyGuy13 shoves RU_ out of the contest. Free kick paid.
4 : 19.58 {rW} - Nobody's checking RU_.
4 : 20.02 {rW} - Handpass to space. TY24 runs onto it.
4 : 20.07 {lW} - Long handpass to the running Callums_Guns.
4 : 20.11 {C} - Almost a throw to boncer34.
4 : 20.15 {lW} - An underground handpass to Callums_Guns.
4 : 20.19 {lW} - Handpass to space. PhenomenalV1 runs onto it.
4 : 20.23 {lW} - A wild handball - but luckily Callums_Guns was well placed to clean up.
4 : 20.27 {CHF} - Kicks to a contest - Itsmyshow looks to get to thre front.
4 : 20.31 {CHF} - No mark taken as Itsmyshow and TubbsFarquhar wrestle for position.
4 : 20.36 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar looks downfield.
4 : 20.4 {rW} - Kicks in the direction of Tonga Bob.
4 : 20.44 {rW} - Spoilt by Callums_Guns.
4 : 20.48 {rW} - Tonga Bob has it. What can he do with it?.
4 : 20.54 {CHF} - His kick covers more height than distance.
4 : 20.58 {CHF} - haydo claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 21.02 {CHB} - haydo with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 21.07 {rHBF} - Draws a man and then with hands to Zoops.
4 : 21.11 {rHBF} - Zoops has time to take a bounce.
4 : 21.15 {CHB} - haydo on the end of this.
4 : 21.19 {lW} - His kick is hurried - in the direction of Callums_Guns.
4 : 21.23 {lW} - Top mark - not paid.
4 : 21.27 {lW} - Now Callums_Guns has the ball. What can he do with it?.
4 : 21.31 {lW} - Draws a man and then with hands to PhenomenalV1.
4 : 21.36 {rHFF} - A worm burner to por_please_ya.
4 : 21.39 {rHFF} - Freofalcon claims the mark but its play on.
4 : 21.43 {rHFF} - por_please_ya has possession.
4 : 21.47 {rHFF} - Handballs to TY24.
4 : 21.52 {rHFF} - por_please_ya runs past and takes the handpass.
4 : 21.56 {CHF} - Spears a kick towards Itsmyshow.
4 : 22 {CHF} - Terrible kick falls into the hands of TubbsFarquhar.
4 : 22.04 {CHB} - Who wants it? TubbsFarquhar does. Great stuff.
4 : 22.08 {CHB} - TubbsFarquhar bounces the ball.
4 : 22.13 {CHB} - Hands it off to spudmaster.
4 : 22.17 {lW} - With his laser-like left foot.
4 : 22.21 {lW} - No-one can take the mark.
4 : 22.25 {rW} - RU_ does some crumbing and is away.
4 : 22.29 {C} - Handpass to space. boncer34 runs onto it.
4 : 22.33 {rW} - He beckons for a lead.
4 : 22.37 {rW} - All up but nobody can take the mark.
4 : 22.42 {rW} - Tonga Bob with all the time in the world.
4 : 22.45 {C} - A long looping handpass to pantskyle.
4 : 22.49 {rW} - Quick hands to Tonga Bob.
4 : 22.53 {rW} - Callums_Guns nearly lost the ability to tie up his shoelaces. Tonga Bob gets done for kicking in danger.
4 : 23 {lW} - With the ball is Callums_Guns.
4 : 23.04 {rHFF} - por_please_ya calls for it.
4 : 23.08 {rHFF} - por_please_ya appeals for the mark but play on's the call.
4 : 23.12 {rHFF} - por_please_ya with a moment to look downfield.
4 : 23.16 {rHFF} - por_please_ya has a shot from fifty.

 

[philreich]

Your dog would be about due for a walk, no?

I might watch Sixty Minutes, and then come back and post the rest.

 

[The Majestic]

I might watch Sixty Minutes, and then come back and post the rest.

brb, calling the network.