Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors - Season 26 Team Thread #ClichédHashtag

[Frankston Rover]

Inaugural Season: Season 18
Home Ground: Van Cortlandt Park
Colours: Orange, Black and White

Mobbs Medal: Freofalcon (Season 21)
Fred Medal: Reginald Perrin (Season 21)
EKA Medal: Wooshette (Season 20), BLERN (Season 25)
TFLUA Medal: toxic (Season 21) El Dubya (Season 19)
S25 Frankston Rover Medallists: candiehappy
S25 Leading Goalkicker: Itsmyshow
S25 Pwned Trophy Winner: Frankston Rover

WIKI PAGE
http://sweetfa.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Coney_Island_Warriors

CLUB HISTORY
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...ngman-medallist.1138735/page-61#post-48507955​

SEASON 25 SQUAD

03 Itsmyshow
1 candiehappy
2 CM9000
3 Frankston Rover (C)
4 zackah
5 Moo
7 BigJoeD_ (VC)
8 Wooshette
9 comewhatmay
10 Raveneyes
12 craffles
13 Norm Landrover
16 Dips
22 Freofalcon
23 TheInjuryFactory
24 Packedlunch
26 Morganashlee
29 Reginald Perrin
33 Bet on Blue
42 Lord_Flashheart
44 RedVest4
50 db swannie
57 BoshtrichBurger
80 Le Grille
316 Percel
88 David Schwarz
4444 DapperJong​

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[Frankston Rover]

Round One - 29 July 2018 (Opening Round)
Coney Island Warriors vs Dragons FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

Round Two - 5 August 2018
Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

Round Three - 12 August 2018
Coney Island Warriors vs East Side Hawks at Van Cortlandt Park

Round Four - 19 August 2018
Baghdad Bombers vs Coney Island Warriors at Abdu Prison

Round Five - 26 August 2018
Coney Island Warriors vs West Coast Wonders at Van Cortlandt Park

Round Six - 2 September 2018
Roys FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Brunswick Junction Oval

Round Seven - 9 September 2018
Gold City Royals vs Coney Island Warriors at The Golden Throne

Round Eight - 16 September 2018 (Heritage Round)
Coney Island Warriors vs Fighting Furies at Outback Arena

Round Nine - 23 September 2018
Coney Island Warriors vs Mount Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park

Round 10 - 30 September 2018 (AFL GF Weekend)
Coney Island Warriors vs Las Vegas Bears at Van Cortlandt Park

Round 11 - 7 October 2018
Gumbies FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at House Of Gumby

Round 12 - 14 October 2018
Dragons FFC vs Coney Island Warriors at Dragon Island

Round 13 - 21 October 2018
Coney Island Warriors vs Sin City Swamprats at Van Cortlandt Park

Round 14 - 28 October 2018
East Side Hawks vs Coney Island Warriors at Waverley Park

Round 15 - 4 November 2018
Coney Island Warriors vs Baghdad Bombers at Van Cortlandt Park

Round 16 - 11 November 2018 (Remembrance Day Round)
West Coast Wonders vs Coney Island Warriors at The Colosseum

Round 17 - 18 November 2018 (Final Round)
Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

Finals Week One - 25 November 2018

Finals Week Two - 2 December 2018

Finals Week Three - 9 December 2018

Finals Week Four - 16 December 2018

 

[Frankston Rover]

Welcome back to qooty, Warriors.

Firstly, let me congratulate Wooshette on another fantastic tenure as captain of the Warriors. My first order of business for Season 26 is to award Life Membership to Wooshy for her services to our club and announce that the leading goalkicker for the Warriors will receive the Wooshette Medal.

Since joining the Warriors in S20, Wooshy has been an EKA Medalist, Captain, Best and Fairest, Leading Goalkicker and Pwned Trophy Winner.

She has put a lot of effort in over the seasons and has dragged us along all by herself at times. There is a lot that goes on behind the scenes and Wooshy deserves a lot of credit for her time and effort over the last 6 seasons. The B&F night on Sunday was easily the best I've seen in my time - not only at the Warriors but across the league. She did that all herself.

Thank you Wooshy.

I'd also like to welcome Bet on Blue, TheInjuryFactory and CM9000 to the Warriors.

BoB is well known across the competition for his work in Werewolf. He a smooth operator and is one that I'm looking forward to playing with.

Our two rookies for this year are TIF and CM. Both are very keen to get involved, so let's make sure we extend a warm welcome and get them involved as we head into Round 1. CM has chosen the #2 guernsey and TIF number 23. Good luck to both of you.

To our returning players from last season - probably not the season we wanted. I trust though that you enjoyed the banter and camaraderie of the group and are looking forward to an improved S26. As always, I hope you get involved and have fun - which is the aim of the game.

Thanks again to Joe for being my wing man and VC. Please stop giving my business cards to the ugly ones.

I'll try and keep everyone in the loop in what's going on behind the scenes. If anyone has any questions, ask away or PM me.

Cheers,

FR

 

[Smoooothy]

Fantastic honour Frankston Rover. Congrats Wooshette

Lets do this frens

 

[Blacky]

I look after you Frankie

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Post reserved for witty comment at a later time.

 

[Wosh]

Thanks Frankie, means a lot. You know I love this club, its my little home on the internet and I genuinely enjoy doing the creative stuff for us.
The Wooshette Medal and life membership..thats some cool shit Thank you.
Xena is back to bring us luck.

Bet on Blue TheInjuryFactory and CM9000 once again welcome to the best little whorehouse in Bigfooty.
Enjoy.

 

[zackah]

Great decision and well deserved Wooshette !

If I had of known posting pictures of penises gets you these kind of acolades i would have gone in a different direction with a certain infamous photo

 

[candiehappy]

If I had of known posting pictures of penises gets you these kind of acolades i would have gone in a different direction with a certain infamous photo

you would have put up a photo of your other hand?

 

[Wosh]

Great decision and well deserved Wooshette !

If I had of known posting pictures of penises gets you these kind of acolades i would have gone in a different direction with a certain infamous photo

 

[BigJoeD_]

Firstly a sincere, heart felt congratulations to Wooshette - life membership alone is a wonderful honour. A supreme poster who has put her heart and soul into not only our great club but the league in general over many seasons. Love your work, Woosh.

Secondly, welcome to our new recruits but also welcome back to all our returning players. This is going to be a successful season, both on and off the field - mark my words.




Coney Island Warriors - The Benchmark

 

[Frankston Rover]

Wooshette

 

[Packedlunch]

Great decision and well deserved Wooshette !

If I had of known posting pictures of penises gets you these kind of acolades i would have gone in a different direction with a certain infamous photo

Actual photo of BigJoeD_ giving zackah his yearly physical.

 

[Wosh]

Firstly a sincere, heart felt congratulations to Wooshette - life membership alone is a wonderful honour. A supreme poster who has put her heart and soul into not only our great club but the league in general over many seasons. Love your work, Woosh.

Secondly, welcome to our new recruits but also welcome back to all our returning players. This is going to be a successful season, both on and off the field - mark my words.




Coney Island Warriors - The Benchmark

Thanks Joe, really appreciate the kind words.
My feels

 

[BigJoeD_]

Actual photo of BigJoeD_ giving zackah his yearly physical.


View attachment 531602

Reasonably accurate, except clearly not to scale

 

[Packedlunch]

Reasonably accurate, except clearly not to scale

Bigger warts?

 

[Smoooothy]

Bigger warts?

the width is certainly correct..

eerrmmm, from what I've been told anyway

 

[Wosh]

View attachment 531601
Wooshette

 

[Smoooothy]

I'm personally reserving this space for n00dz of whoever the admins are these days in the hope they gift us a flag this year

LETS RICHMOND IT UP GUYS!!

 

[Raveneyes]

Grats Wooshette on life membership! Thoroughly well deserved! Very fitting also that there is now a medal in your honour.

Oh and to TheInjuryFactory & CM9000 , your first duty as rookies is clean-up detail at the whore tree.
Hope you are OK with the pungent aroma of ammonia, sweat, and beer farts.

I recommend using these until you learn to love it like we do!

 

[CM9000]

Grats Wooshette on life membership! Thoroughly well deserved! Very fitting also that there is now a medal in your honour.

Oh and to TheInjuryFactory & CM9000 , your first duty as rookies is clean-up detail at the whore tree.
Hope you are OK with the pungent aroma of ammonia, sweat, and beer farts.

I recommend using these until you learn to love it like we do!

View attachment 531642

I get the gloves and gas mask, but what's with the scalpel?

 

[Frankston Rover]

I get the gloves and gas mask, but what's with the scalpel?

For chipping me off the Whore Tree.

 

[zackah]

For chipping me off the Whore Tree.

I’ve told you before your tounge would get stuck in winter.

 

[Wosh]

For chipping me off the Whore Tree.

Its a little thin after last season

 

[Smoooothy]

good news guys, after the shenanigans of the b&f night, my date is finally getting her neck cast and brace taken off. I've attached the moving video below