Official Team Thread Coney Island Warriors | Season 36 Team Thread | We Don't Need No Steenkin' Simulation | Frankston Rover Medal Ceremony Run & Won

[Tonga Bob]

Is it going to be another Wazza year?

Four rounds in...

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Last game of the year...

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[DragoDelph]

Thanks for having me wazzas, apologies for getting me on a “week”.

Good luck for the rest of the season.

 

[DragoDelph]

Bobby, write up for your approval will be in your inbox around Wednesday.

 

[Ocha905]

Thanks for having me wazzas, apologies for getting me on a “week”.

Good luck for the rest of the season.

Cheers Drago, I enjoyed your addition to the Wazza express. Here's hoping you continue you winning streak like we will!

 

[pantskyle]

Round 5 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) The Filth Wizard
4 votes) Daylight
Also 4 votes) FootyGuy13
3 votes) zackah
2 votes) TheInjuryFactory
1 vote) Ocha905

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah

Howdy Wazzas, this week we have another 300 game milestone but unlike what TubbsFarquhar gave us last week the games are shared between two (2) people. The flightless Agent93 brings up game 250 in the SFA this week while the equally as grounded Mesc brings up his 50th game, all of which have been in Coney Island persimmon. Mazel tov gents, may the sim provide a similar result as last week in your collective honour!​

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 5 #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. Filthily Good
4. FootyG
3. Ochy
2. Zack
1. TiF

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Six - Away vs the Royals

Evening Wazzas, time to dissect round six so let's get into it.

Round six had us on the road again, where we took a trip to the Golden Toilet Throne to visit a Gold City outfit that we normally match up well with, despite the sim not being kind to them thus far in season 36. We played them three times last season and had margins of 7 points, 4 points and another 4 points (as well as a couple of after the siren results in previous seasons) so close finishes are very much the zeitgeist in this fixture.

The week a lot more low-key than expected form both camps, with one notable exception. Tully High School's eight-time reigning Brainiest Teacher was on one last week, and both teams let him play his 4D chess throughout the week with minimal assistance. And by that I mean a few of us nudged him back on whatever course he was taking at various points of the journey, but he got there in the end.

And so did we all to game day. From a qooty perspective it was a team that had only won one match versus a team that had only lost one match, and it really showed in the simulated first quarter result. Both teams had five shots on goal, with them (only one win) kicking 4.1 and us (only one loss) kicking 1.4. Simhousery seemed afoot. To our credit though our heads didn't drop, and we got to work in the middle two quarters. A 6 goal to 2 second quarter followed by a 5 goal to 3 third quarter saw us lead by a game high 34 points late in the third. The sim made it close though in the last, with the hosts kicking 7 of the last 10 goals but it wasn't enough to cause a boilover. It did however the 5th single digit result in a row between us, and more importantly it gave us our 4th win in a row. I won't tempt fate and use the 's' word, but the dacks are definitely at half mast.

What does this mean for the ladder? I think that's what you asked, kinda sounded like mumbling...

Round Six Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen  For  Agst     %    Pts Streak
Coney Island Warriors   5  4  1  -   -  670  554  120.94%   16   4W
Las Vegas Bears         6  4  2  -   -  638  586  108.87%   16   2W
East Side Phoenix       6  4  2  -   -  679  634  107.10%   16   3W
Baghdad Bombers         5  3  2  -   -  571  460  124.13%   12   1L
West Coast Wonders      5  3  2  -   -  524  493  106.29%   12   2L
Roys FFC                6  3  3  -   -  613  621   98.71%   12   1L
Dragons FFC             6  3  3  -   -  528  590   89.49%   12   1L
Gumbies FFC             6  3  3  -   -  461  543   84.90%   12   1W
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Furies         5  2  3  -   -  473  497   95.17%    8   1W
Sin City Swamprats      6  2  4  -   -  509  626   81.31%    8   1W
Ophidian Old Boys       5  3  2  -   6  487  495   98.38%    6   1L
Gold City Royals        6  1  5  -   -  549  523  104.97%    4   4L
Mount Buller Demons     5  1  4  -   -  511  591   86.46%    4   4L

GCR SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GCR               4    1        6    4        9    5        14   6    90      
CIW               1    4        7    6        12   8        15   8    98      
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Memphis     0  4  1  0  1  0  3  0  0   10  Dinsdale     0  4  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   24
Cadsky      0  5  2  2  0  1  1  0  0   23  Purple7x08   0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
GreyCrow    6  9  0  6  2  4  0  2  0   69  Reginald P   0  8  2  4  0  1  1  1  0   42
gouki88     0  2  3  2  0  1  1  0  0   17  spudmaster   0  6  3  7  0  2  0  0  0   43
Camros2     0  8  5  7  0  0  0  0  0   53  pantskyle    7  8  1  5  0  1  0  0  0   45
Brenton Da  0  12 8  13 1  0  3  0  0   81  Volbeat      0  5  5  2  2  1  2  0  0   37
krakouers   0  13 4  11 0  0  2  0  0   67  FootyGuy13   0  12 5  13 0  0  0  0  0   77
CakeEater   0  9  7  13 1  1  0  0  0   79  zackah       0  9  3  8  1  0  4  0  0   44
MrPremiers  0  9  4  5  1  0  2  0  0   47  toxic        0  5  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   28
Golumless   0  9  3  9  1  0  1  1  1   62  Agent93      0  10 4  7  0  0  2  3  2   70
brahj       0  3  5  14 1  1  0  0  0   57  TheInjuryF   0  4  3  9  2  3  1  1  0   53
hotchilli   0  8  2  6  2  3  0  0  1   54  Freofalcon   0  7  6  7  2  1  4  1  0   56
SarahSmile  0  3  0  0  1  0  1  1  2   18  Piggy Smal   0  2  1  3  0  1  0  1  1   23
grumblegut  0  6  1  0  1  0  1  5  1   53  The Filth    0  6  1  0  0  0  1  3  3   39
Smartys Po  0  2  1  1  2  0  1  2  0   28  TubbsFarqu   0  4  0  0  0  1  0  4  0   37
Lomas       2  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   23  Mesc         9  8  0  8  0  3  1  1  0   55
Ulahoopski  0  3  0  6  6  2  4  0  1   36  Tonga Bob    0  15 0  5  8  6  0  0  2   95
nahnah      0  12 1  7  3  3  3  2  0   71  Mofra        0  6  0  5  7  7  2  0  0   57
Bianconeri  2  6  0  2  1  1  2  1  0   29  SBYM         0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Membling    0  5  4  3  2  2  2  0  0   37  Ocha905      0  9  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   65

After a few weeks of some standout "resume-worthy" performances, it was a pretty even spread this week. The defence of Purple7x08_24 Dinsdale spudmaster Volbeat toxic & SBYM (with help from Reginald Perrin & pantskyle) kept the opposition to under 100 points for the second time this season. The wingers in FootyGuy13 (25 disposals/5 marks) & Ocha905 (19 disposals/6 marks) gave us some outside spread, Mesc (16 disposals/9 hitouts/1 goal) & Mofra (11 disposals/7 tackles/7 frees for) were thrown on the ball and did well. The forward line of Agent93 (17 disposals/4 marks/3 goals) TubbsFarquhar (4 goals) & The Filth Wizard (3 goals) did the bulk of the damage on the scoreboard. And what's got two thumbs and loved cuddling Royals in round 6? Oldmate here!

​

Round Seven - At Home vs the Furies


Last time we met: Round Two, Season 35

Fighting Furies 15.6 (96) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 16.8 (104) at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Keep the votes coming Wazzas! We're edging into votedump territory, but that's cool because I have a spreadsheet and I'm not afraid to use it.

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Agent93
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TubbsFarquhar
1 vote) Ocha905




Pretty much any reply to guts.

#PwnedTrophy

 

[Mesc]

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Round Six - Away vs the Royals

Evening Wazzas, time to dissect round six so let's get into it.

Round six had us on the road again, where we took a trip to the Golden Toilet Throne to visit a Gold City outfit that we normally match up well with, despite the sim not being kind to them thus far in season 36. We played them three times last season and had margins of 7 points, 4 points and another 4 points (as well as a couple of after the siren results in previous seasons) so close finishes are very much the zeitgeist in this fixture.

The week a lot more low-key than expected form both camps, with one notable exception. Tully High School's eight-time reigning Brainiest Teacher was on one last week, and both teams let him play his 4D chess throughout the week with minimal assistance. And by that I mean a few of us nudged him back on whatever course he was taking at various points of the journey, but he got there in the end.

And so did we all to game day. From a qooty perspective it was a team that had only won one match versus a team that had only lost one match, and it really showed in the simulated first quarter result. Both teams had five shots on goal, with them (only one win) kicking 4.1 and us (only one loss) kicking 1.4. Simhousery seemed afoot. To our credit though our heads didn't drop, and we got to work in the middle two quarters. A 6 goal to 2 second quarter followed by a 5 goal to 3 third quarter saw us lead by a game high 34 points late in the third. The sim made it close though in the last, with the hosts kicking 7 of the last 10 goals but it wasn't enough to cause a boilover. It did however the 5th single digit result in a row between us, and more importantly it gave us our 4th win in a row. I won't tempt fate and use the 's' word, but the dacks are definitely at half mast.

What does this mean for the ladder? I think that's what you asked, kinda sounded like mumbling...

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Round Six Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen  For  Agst     %    Pts Streak
Coney Island Warriors   5  4  1  -   -  670  554  120.94%   16   4W
Las Vegas Bears         6  4  2  -   -  638  586  108.87%   16   2W
East Side Phoenix       6  4  2  -   -  679  634  107.10%   16   3W
Baghdad Bombers         5  3  2  -   -  571  460  124.13%   12   1L
West Coast Wonders      5  3  2  -   -  524  493  106.29%   12   2L
Roys FFC                6  3  3  -   -  613  621   98.71%   12   1L
Dragons FFC             6  3  3  -   -  528  590   89.49%   12   1L
Gumbies FFC             6  3  3  -   -  461  543   84.90%   12   1W
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fighting Furies         5  2  3  -   -  473  497   95.17%    8   1W
Sin City Swamprats      6  2  4  -   -  509  626   81.31%    8   1W
Ophidian Old Boys       5  3  2  -   6  487  495   98.38%    6   1L
Gold City Royals        6  1  5  -   -  549  523  104.97%    4   4L
Mount Buller Demons     5  1  4  -   -  511  591   86.46%    4   4L

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GCR SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
GCR               4    1        6    4        9    5        14   6    90     
CIW               1    4        7    6        12   8        15   8    98     
GCR        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Memphis     0  4  1  0  1  0  3  0  0   10  Dinsdale     0  4  1  4  1  0  1  0  0   24
Cadsky      0  5  2  2  0  1  1  0  0   23  Purple7x08   0  6  5  2  0  0  0  0  0   37
GreyCrow    6  9  0  6  2  4  0  2  0   69  Reginald P   0  8  2  4  0  1  1  1  0   42
gouki88     0  2  3  2  0  1  1  0  0   17  spudmaster   0  6  3  7  0  2  0  0  0   43
Camros2     0  8  5  7  0  0  0  0  0   53  pantskyle    7  8  1  5  0  1  0  0  0   45
Brenton Da  0  12 8  13 1  0  3  0  0   81  Volbeat      0  5  5  2  2  1  2  0  0   37
krakouers   0  13 4  11 0  0  2  0  0   67  FootyGuy13   0  12 5  13 0  0  0  0  0   77
CakeEater   0  9  7  13 1  1  0  0  0   79  zackah       0  9  3  8  1  0  4  0  0   44
MrPremiers  0  9  4  5  1  0  2  0  0   47  toxic        0  5  3  2  0  0  0  0  0   28
Golumless   0  9  3  9  1  0  1  1  1   62  Agent93      0  10 4  7  0  0  2  3  2   70
brahj       0  3  5  14 1  1  0  0  0   57  TheInjuryF   0  4  3  9  2  3  1  1  0   53
hotchilli   0  8  2  6  2  3  0  0  1   54  Freofalcon   0  7  6  7  2  1  4  1  0   56
SarahSmile  0  3  0  0  1  0  1  1  2   18  Piggy Smal   0  2  1  3  0  1  0  1  1   23
grumblegut  0  6  1  0  1  0  1  5  1   53  The Filth    0  6  1  0  0  0  1  3  3   39
Smartys Po  0  2  1  1  2  0  1  2  0   28  TubbsFarqu   0  4  0  0  0  1  0  4  0   37
Lomas       2  3  2  3  0  0  0  0  0   23  Mesc         9  8  0  8  0  3  1  1  0   55
Ulahoopski  0  3  0  6  6  2  4  0  1   36  Tonga Bob    0  15 0  5  8  6  0  0  2   95
nahnah      0  12 1  7  3  3  3  2  0   71  Mofra        0  6  0  5  7  7  2  0  0   57
Bianconeri  2  6  0  2  1  1  2  1  0   29  SBYM         0  1  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   10
Membling    0  5  4  3  2  2  2  0  0   37  Ocha905      0  9  6  10 0  0  0  0  0   65

After a few weeks of some standout "resume-worthy" performances, it was a pretty even spread this week. The defence of Purple7x08_24 Dinsdale spudmaster Volbeat toxic & SBYM (with help from Reginald Perrin & pantskyle) kept the opposition to under 100 points for the second time this season. The wingers in FootyGuy13 (25 disposals/5 marks) & Ocha905 (19 disposals/6 marks) gave us some outside spread, Mesc (16 disposals/9 hitouts/1 goal) & Mofra (11 disposals/7 tackles/7 frees for) were thrown on the ball and did well. The forward line of Agent93 (17 disposals/4 marks/3 goals) TubbsFarquhar (4 goals) & The Filth Wizard (3 goals) did the bulk of the damage on the scoreboard. And what's got two thumbs and loved cuddling Royals in round 6? Oldmate here!

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Round Seven - At Home vs the Furies


Last time we met: Round Two, Season 35

Fighting Furies 15.6 (96) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 16.8 (104) at rfctigerarmy's hippodrome​

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Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Keep the votes coming Wazzas! We're edging into votedump territory, but that's cool because I have a spreadsheet and I'm not afraid to use it.

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Agent93
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TubbsFarquhar
1 vote) Ocha905


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Pretty much any reply to guts.

#PwnedTrophy

Wow ! Go Warriors ! You Beauuuttty !

 

[Dinsdale]

Good write up skipper, I think the oppo quality in the match fred was reflected in our posting stats, although I got close to my average before I couldn't be bothered with Guts anymore.

Votes to come...

 

[Ocha905]

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Agent93
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TubbsFarquhar
1 vote) Dinsdale

Sorry but I don't have the stomach to sift through the Royals thread for the Pwned award. Kudos to those who were braver than I.

We are the cream of the SFA crop! Let's keep this #thestreak going.

 

[pantskyle]

Round 6 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Bob, T.
4 votes) Agent93
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) TubbsFarquhar
1 vote) Ocha905

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 6 #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. TubbsFarquhar
4. The Filth Wizard
3. Agent93
2. Tonga Bob
1. FootyGuy13

 

[Ocha905]

The #PwnedTrophy nominations is back after a one (and only) week hiatus. And what a time it is to be a Wazza as Coney Island is flying higher than Snoop Dogg has ever been.

Our captain and reigning Song Contest champion Tonga Bob goes bang just two pages in -



Agent93 joins in by going third man up -



After a tough week (get well soon) Dinsdale adds to the Fury page 2 pile on. Page 2 is a 10-7 round if there ever was one.



But wait, there's more courtesy of TheInjuryFactory -



And finally I say bula to CursingFijian and welcome him to the award. Immensely enjoyed your posting this week mate.



And that will do it for me. Like the actual game we had this in the bag early.

Obligatory #thestreak

 

[Ocha905]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

Round 7 vs the Fighting Furies

I can't help myself, too excited.

5. pantskyle dominated our favourite Fury in the ruck. Star.
4. The Filth Wizard keeps on kicking bags. Star.
3. TheInjuryFactory 9 immense tackles. Star.
2. Freofalcon 7 immense tackles. You guessed it - Star.
1. spudmaster It's criminal I haven't voted for you yet and you were a key reason for shutting down the Furies. Spud sorry Star!

Mofra is stiff and is proving to be the best interchange player in SFA by a country mile - Resource - Season 36 Statistics - Broken Down By Playing Position

#thestreak

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Seven - Home vs the Furies

[the sim giving the blooming Furies the Beavis treatment]​

Hey Wazzas, it's time to adjust the rear vision mirror and look back at how round seven went.

We were enjoying both the comforts of home and the company of the Furies in round seven. The Furies were pretty much on life support a couple of seasons ago, when a combination of defection and destruction saw the list cut to the proverbial bone. But to the credit of those who remained to rebuild, a fuscia-coloured flower is emerging from the rubble and the week was perhaps the most convivial one between our two clubs for many a season. We even showed concern for a former teammate, wishing that he no longer be separated from his appendage.

The fuscia-coloured bloom was well and truly trampled on game day however, as the sim decided to put on persimmon jackboots and crush that flower good. The visitors kicked two of the first three goals to hold a slender lead halfway through the first quarter, only for us to kick 16 of the remaining 20 goals to see off the final siren 73 points to the good. In better news for the Furies, they defeated The Filth Wizard by two points - 6.6 (42) to 6.4 (40).

We remain tied on points with the Bears after the bin chickens lost last week, however we have a game in hand over the Vegans plus our already Rubenesque percentage gained an extra 11% thanks to the Furies so our place atop the ladder has improved.

Round Seven Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen  For  Agst     %    Pts Streak
Coney Island Warriors   6  5  1  -   -  785  596  131.71%   20   5W
Las Vegas Bears         7  5  2  -   -  761  684  111.26%   20   3W
East Side Phoenix       6  4  2  -   -  679  634  107.10%   16   3W
Gumbies FFC             7  4  3  -   -  547  595   91.93%   16   2W
Baghdad Bombers         6  3  3  -   -  669  583  114.75%   12   2L
West Coast Wonders      6  3  3  -   -  609  622   97.91%   12   3L
Roys FFC                7  3  4  -   -  686  740   92.70%   12   2L
Sin City Swamprats      7  3  4  -   -  622  707   87.98%   12   2W
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dragons FFC             7  3  4  -   -  580  676   85.80%   12   2L
Ophidian Old Boys       6  4  2  -   6  616  580  106.21%   10   1W
Mount Buller Demons     6  2  4  -   -  630  664   94.88%    8   1W
Fighting Furies         6  2  4  -   -  515  612   84.15%    8   1L
Gold City Royals        7  1  6  -   -  630  636   99.06%    4   5L

CIW SENIORS Vs FUR SENIORS
CIW               4    2        8    3        14   7        17   13   115     
FUR               2    1        4    5        6    6        6    6    42      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  FUR         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Tonga Bob   0  7  1  4  3  3  0  0  1   48  Bovo         0  1  3  5  1  0  1  0  0   23
Volbeat     0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0  0    0  Chronz       0  4  5  3  0  0  3  0  0   24
SBYM        0  6  3  4  1  0  0  0  0   39  Rioli8217    0  3  1  2  0  0  2  0  0   10
spudmaster  0  7  4  9  1  1  0  0  0   56  Pickitt      0  9  5  9  1  0  0  0  0   64
Dinsdale    0  9  2  5  0  0  1  0  0   40  James Colo   0  8  6  12 0  1  0  0  0   67
Mofra       0  9  11 9  1  1  0  0  0   83  Silky23      0  8  3  6  0  0  0  0  0   45
FootyGuy13  0  7  4  16 2  1  1  0  0   71  Brick Loos   0  7  3  6  1  0  2  0  0   40
zackah      0  7  5  12 0  3  2  1  0   63  crazywildh   0  10 7  14 1  3  5  0  1   72
Ocha905     0  12 6  9  0  0  2  0  0   66  Frederico_   0  9  6  9  1  1  1  0  0   65
Agent93     0  4  3  9  1  1  0  2  0   56  tigland      0  5  6  7  0  1  1  0  0   45
toxic       0  5  5  5  1  0  0  2  0   56  Feraligatr   0  5  2  5  1  0  0  2  0   47
Mesc        0  6  2  5  0  0  0  1  0   40  Grockadoc    0  4  3  6  2  0  0  0  1   42
Piggy Smal  0  6  2  2  0  0  0  2  4   44  Shueygod     0  0  0  0  0  0  1  0  0   -3
The Filth   0  10 1  0  1  1  1  6  4   75  rfctigerar   0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7
TubbsFarqu  0  2  0  2  0  1  0  0  2   13  JyeDye       0  6  0  1  0  0  0  4  2   46
pantskyle   10 15 0  16 3  3  1  2  0  111  ShaunDugga   1  3  0  3  0  0  0  0  1   17
Freofalcon  0  9  2  12 7  5  3  0  0   81  Frothies M   0  13 0  13 7  1  2  0  0   88
TheInjuryF  0  13 0  8  9  5  2  1  2   98  omgfridge    0  9  0  6  6  6  4  0  1   58
Purple7x08  0  7  4  7  0  0  0  0  0   47  SplintWhis   0  2  1  4  2  0  1  0  0   22
Reginald P  0  5  1  2  0  0  1  0  0   19  NaturalDis   12 8  0  13 1  1  2  0  0   61

After a couple of leaner than usual weeks, reigning Frankston Rover Medallist pantskyle rucked his way back to form with a 31 disposal/10 hitout/3 tackle/2 goal performance. Joining pants in the follower brigade was two Mobbs Medallists in TheInjuryFactory (21 disposals/9 tackles/5 frees for/1 goal) and Freofalcon (21 disposals/7 tackles/5 frees for/2 marks), while Ocha905 (21 disposals/6 marks), FootyGuy13 (23 disposals/4 marks) & zackah (19 disposals/5 marks/1 goal) held the centre line.

The backline of Purple7x08_24 spudmaster Dinsdale SBYM & a visiting Mofra (who took 11 marks off the bench!!) were superb in keeping the visitors to six goals. And up front The Filth Wizard led the way with another six goals to lead the Fredal count with a game in hand from second place, while Agent93 Piggy Smalls and the forward-reaching toxic joined pants as being the other multiple goal kickers.

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Round Eight - Away vs The Wondders


Last time we met: Second Preliminary Final, Season 35

West Coast Wonders 17.5 (107) defeated Coney Island Warriors 12.4 (76) at the Colosseum​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard The Half Back TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Righto Wazzas, it's time to get your votes in. It's not too late to vote on previous rounds either so get up off your arses and do the democratic needful.

Round 7 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) pantskyle
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) Freofalcon
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) Ocha905




As Ocha905 indicated, the noms this week were pretty much anything ND-related.

 

[Dinsdale]

Round 7 #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. The Filth Wizard
4. pantskyle
3. Mofra
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Freofalcon

 

[pantskyle]

Round 7 #TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5. The Filth Wizard
4. pantskyle
3. Mofra
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Freofalcon

 

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Hey Tonga Bob, thought I’d drop in to see where me mate CursingFijian is ? I have someone that wants to meet him at Abdu Prison & if he doesn’t front, then I’m afraid you’re going to be the patsy.

 

[FootyGuy13]

Hey Tonga Bob, thought I’d drop in to see where me mate CursingFijian is ? I have someone that wants to meet him at Abdu Prison & if he doesn’t front, then I’m afraid you’re going to be the patsy.
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I thought you were a Swamprat when CF left.

 

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I thought you were a Swamprat when CF left.

Yeah in Qooty but teammates in that other footy code

 

[Ocha905]

#PwnedTrophy Tonga Bob

Round 8 vs Wonders

A bump in the road on the qooty field this week but that didn't stop the Wazza's being legends off it.

Just one of a plethora of masterful Shakespearian quoths from our dear leader -



The Filth Wizard decodes some opposition gibberish -



Encapsulating Wasp round is the creator himself Dinsdale with a creation that terrorises the soul -



A sique burn from Reginald Perrin -



And finally Freofalcon epitomised the pwded award all thread. This was just one of his pearlers -

 

[CursingFijian]

Hey Tonga Bob, thought I’d drop in to see where me mate CursingFijian is ? I have someone that wants to meet him at Abdu Prison & if he doesn’t front, then I’m afraid you’re going to be the patsy.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Eight - Away vs The Wondders

Heya Wazzas, it's that time of the week again.

Round seven had us travelling again, however we were packing light as #thestreak was in full effect. We were off to the Colosseum to face our preliminary final nemesis from last year in the West Coast franchise. We were top of the ladder and full of vim & vigour, while the hosts were mid-table and in a bit of a transition period as they had lost a couple of co-captains and picked up an androgynous boy doll who whined when anybody pulled the cord in his back which went silent after while. The week was commemorated by the now traditional Running Of The Wasps, thankfully Dinsdale did not die.

Game day inevitably arrived, and like many toxic relationships we reverted to some unhealthy behaviours such as conceding a big lead early, remaining distant for much of the time and quixotically trying to make up with them but running out of time before we could mend the damage done. In a qootballing sense, the eficit went from bad (25 points at quarter time) to worse (33 points at the half) to absolutely sh*thouse (67 points early in the last) before settling back to 23 points at the final siren.

Thankfully the Bears also lost so we've retained top spot on the ladder, still with a game in hand over them and the Gumbies who join us on 20 points.

Round Eight Ladder​

                        P  W  L  D Pen  For  Agst     %    Pts Streak
Coney Island Warriors   7  5  2  -   -  890  724  122.93%   20   1L
Las Vegas Bears         8  5  3  -   -  845  773  109.31%   20   1L
Gumbies FFC             8  5  3  -   -  689  712   96.77%   20   3W
East Side Phoenix       7  4  3  -   -  748  704  106.25%   16   1L
West Coast Wonders      7  4  3  -   -  737  727  101.38%   16   1W
Roys FFC                8  4  4  -   -  791  804   98.38%   16   1W
Sin City Swamprats      8  4  4  -   -  711  791   89.89%   16   3W
Baghdad Bombers         7  3  4  -   -  733  688  106.54%   12   3L
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Mount Buller Demons     7  3  4  -   -  700  733   95.50%   12   2W
Dragons FFC             7  3  4  -   -  580  676   85.80%   12   2L
Ophidian Old Boys       7  4  3  -   6  704  678  103.83%   10   1L
Gold City Royals        8  2  6  -   -  728  724  100.55%    8   1W
Fighting Furies         7  2  5  -   -  632  754   83.82%    8   2L

WCW SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
WCW               7    2        12   4        18   8        20   8    128    
CIW               3    1        7    1        9    1        17   3    105    
WCW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
jezzajay    0  2  0  2  0  0  0  0  0   10  Ocha905      0  11 6  14 0  2  2  0  1   76
BallaratBu  0  3  2  2  0  0  0  0  0   19  FootyGuy13   0  3  1  3  0  2  0  0  0   20
Grand Uncl  0  12 6  16 2  2  0  0  0   96  TubbsFarqu   0  2  1  0  0  0  0  1  0   15
Cubs2Lions  0  4  0  7  0  1  0  0  0   27  spudmaster   0  7  8  9  1  0  0  0  0   67
JT_the_Man  0  1  1  4  0  0  0  0  0   14  Dinsdale     0  14 7  14 4  0  1  0  0  104
Truetiger   0  4  3  8  0  1  1  0  0   35  Volbeat      0  16 9  8  0  2  3  0  0   84
SSwans2011  0  18 5  20 5  4  4  0  0  121  Mofra        0  10 2  6  1  1  2  0  0   47
croweater   0  2  1  0  0  1  1  0  0    7  zackah       0  15 7  14 1  0  4  1  0   92
AnUltimate  0  19 11 20 4  2  3  0  0  139  toxic        0  6  4  7  5  1  4  1  0   59
NinjaSwan   0  9  7  10 2  1  2  3  0   89  pantskyle    0  3  1  0  1  0  0  0  0   16
MayTheNort  0  8  5  18 0  0  1  0  2   74  Reginald P   0  4  2  2  1  0  0  2  0   38
dogs105     0  7  3  13 2  0  3  2  0   67  Freofalcon   0  7  6  8  0  0  1  0  0   52
damicky     3  3  1  4  1  0  1  2  1   37  Piggy Smal   0  3  0  0  0  0  0  2  1   22
Marklar_33  0  9  0  0  0  1  0  6  3   67  The Filth    0  5  1  0  0  0  0  5  0   48
Rioli2Riol  0  2  1  2  0  0  0  1  1   20  SBYM         0  2  1  0  0  0  0  2  0   21
Lsta062     17 12 0  9  3  5  3  1  0   85  Mesc         14 10 0  5  4  2  1  2  1   82
ClarkeM     0  14 0  11 12 4  1  1  1  120  Tonga Bob    0  8  0  6  6  5  4  0  0   53
HARPSichor  0  13 0  9  6  5  1  2  0   95  TheInjuryF   0  12 0  11 6  7  2  0  0   83
DenieD      0  2  0  0  0  0  1  2  0   15  Purple7x08   0  6  4  5  1  0  2  0  0   38
SM          0  2  4  3  0  0  0  0  0   24  Agent93      0  3  0  3  1  0  1  1  0   22

The sim enjoys a bit of ironing as we all know, and saw fit to give a bit of loving to the defenders with Dinsdale (28 disposals/7 marks/4 tackles) Volbeat (24 disposals/9 marks) and spudmaster (16 disposals/8 marks) all enjoying season best outings. The midfield was taken care of by zackah (29 disposals/7 marks/1 goal/4 frees against), TheInjuryFactory (23 disposals/6 tackles/7 frees for) and Ocha905 (25 disposals/6 marks before going down back), all of which were well served by ruck-for-a-day Mesc (15 disposals/14 hitouts/4 tackles/2 goals). And current Fredal leader The Filth Wizard picked up another Michelle from as many kicks, with Piggy Smalls Reginald Perrin and SBYM joining Mesc as the other multiple goal kickers.

Round Nine - Away vs the Bombers


Last time we met: First Semi Final, Season 35

Coney Island Warriors 15.5 (95) defeated Baghdad Bombers 11.10 (76) at Van Cortlandt Park​

Agent93 Ambrose Burnside BEEG CursingFijian Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Moo Ocha905 pantskyle Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 Raveneyes Reginald Perrin SBYM Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory The Half Back toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Time to vote. We're at the point where I'm begrudgingly offering democracy sausages.



Round 8 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) The Filth Wizard
2 votes) Ocha905
1 vote) zackah



Control freaks. Just f*cken lol.

 

[spudmaster]

Yeah yeah alright alright. Posting here so I remember to catch up on votes later tonight.

spudmaster do the thing Tonga wants.

update: Tonga Bob #FrankstonRoverMedal votes

Round 1: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Bob
4. TiF
3. Zackah
2. Pants
1. Filthy

Round 2: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. TiF
4. Regi
3. Toxic
2. Bob
1. Pants

Round 3: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Ocha
4. Zackah
3. FG13
2. Pants
1. Mofra

Round 5: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Filthy
4. Zackah
3. FG13
2. TiF
1. Ocha

Round 6: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Bob
4. FG13
3. Agent93
2. Ocha
1. Mofra

Round 7: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Pants
4. TiF
3. FreoFalc
2. Filthy
1. Mofra

Round 8: #FrankstonRoverMedal
5. Dins
4. Zackah
3. TiF
2. Volbeat
1. Mesc