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[Ocha905]

Round 10 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) pantskyle
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) Bob, T.
1 vote) The Filth Wizard


Round 11

5 votes) spudmaster
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) Dinsdale
2 votes) Reginald Perrin
1 vote) Freofalcon

Round 12
5 votes Tonga Bob for the fantastic bye message.

Round 13 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Dinsdale
4 votes) The Filth Wizard
3 votes) FootyGuy13
2 votes) brian_muz
1 vote) spudmaster

Round 14 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Freofalcon
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) The Filth Wizard
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) FootyGuy13

 

[Tonga Bob]

Ronda Quince - Contra Las Furias en México para Ronda Internacional


[Credit to Raveneyes for his ethnic retelling of us dancing]​

Hola hermanos, soy Bob otra vez... OK I'm over it now.

The fabled yet ignored International Round was reintroduced for some reason or other by the admin who last presided over its existence, and sent us & the Furies to the Azteca Stadium in Mexico City. spudmaster took some avatar-related initiative that doesn't involve a song that sounds like cats rooting, Raveneyes gave his much-loved Wazzadance gif an ethnically-appropriate refresh, FootyGuy13 cracked out the DuoLingo and Dinsdale thankfully left the body board cover behind. Stokey even came along for the ride. We also got to induct TubbsFarquhar as the 18th Life Member of the club, an auspicious occasion but one fraught with danger. Not only because it was a milestone, but he wanted us to eat genuine Mexican street food. ¡¡Ay ay ay!!

After a week of 'south-of-the-border' hospitality, we got to game day. It was a bit of a lucho libre wrestle for the first quarter, then either the aforementioned street food of the aftermath of siesta kicked in and the Furies got out to a five goal lead halfway through the third quarter. We then got into the marching powder, kicking five goals in eight minutes. From there we both put our wrestling masks back on and went at each other for the rest of the match before El Simulator Diablo decided to step in and let a former Warrior give the opposition the lead with the final kick of the game. We then cracked the shits made like the massacre of Cholula and destroyed the absolute dump of a place. Stupid Mexico.

The result saw us drop to third on the ladder, half a game from top spot and two games from ninth place. If we do a Freo from here imma be pissed.

Round Fifteen Ladder​

FUR SENIORS Vs CIW SENIORS
FUR               5    3        9    9        15   12       18   14   122     
CIW               4    2        7    4        14   9        18   12   120     
FUR   HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  CIW         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
Toump Ass   0  3  3  3  0  0  0  0  0   24  Reginald P   0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
SplintWhis  0  2  2  2  1  0  0  0  0   20  brahj        0  2  0  2  1  0  1  1  0   17
ShaunDugga  0  5  1  0  1  0  0  2  3   37  Mesc         0  4  0  7  2  1  1  0  0   32
James Colo  0  2  4  5  0  0  1  0  0   25  zackah       0  4  5  5  1  0  0  0  0   41
Orange cru  0  5  1  7  0  0  1  0  0   29  Paracleet    0  1  2  5  0  1  1  0  0   17
Edmund hun  0  4  5  6  1  0  2  0  0   37  Freofalcon   0  2  3  4  0  2  0  0  0   25
Rioli8217   0  10 5  8  1  1  0  1  0   72  Tonga Bob    0  11 5  10 0  2  2  0  1   65
omgfridge   0  9  4  12 4  2  4  0  0   69  pantskyle    0  11 2  11 1  1  3  3  0   75
crazywildh  0  10 4  8  1  1  2  1  0   63  FootyGuy13   0  13 6  6  3  0  2  0  1   76
rfctigerar  0  8  6  5  1  0  1  3  1   72  Barrybran    0  9  4  6  1  0  0  3  2   75
Feraligatr  0  6  2  11 0  0  1  1  2   51  Dinsdale     0  9  3  4  0  1  1  1  1   49
The Cryptk  0  11 9  13 2  0  0  1  2  102  Raveneyes    0  10 5  6  0  1  0  0  0   58
krided      0  4  1  1  1  0  1  3  1   37  Piggy Smal   0  1  3  1  0  1  0  0  1   16
NaturalDis  4  5  0  2  0  0  0  2  2   37  The Filth    0  6  2  0  3  0  0  4  2   62
JyeDye      0  2  0  0  0  0  0  1  1   13  TubbsFarqu   0  4  1  1  0  0  0  2  0   29
Grockadoc   10 12 0  8  5  1  3  0  1   75  spudmaster   18 10 0  10 1  1  1  2  2   84
Frothies M  0  14 0  12 7  5  0  2  0  111  Ocha905      0  16 0  9  7  3  0  0  1   98
Shueygod    0  8  0  10 7  2  0  1  1   81  TheInjuryF   0  5  0  10 10 2  0  0  0   77
Chronz      0  7  4  6  0  0  0  0  0   45  brian_muz    0  7  3  2  0  0  0  2  1   47
Sab22       0  5  2  5  1  0  0  0  0   35  toxic        0  1  1  5  0  0  0  0  0   16

The onball brigade did a heap of the heavy lifting with Ocha905 (25 disposals/7 tackles), spudmaster (20 disposals/18 hitouts/2 goals), TheInjuryFactory (15 disposals/10 tackles) and getting plenty of it, ably assisted by the centreline of FootyGuy13 (19 disposals/6 marks/3 tackles) pantskyle (22 disposals/2 marks/3 goals) and oldmate (21 disposals/5 marks) while The Filth Wizard (4 goals) Barrybran (3 goals) brian_muz (2 goals) & the birthday boy TubbsFarquhar (2 goals in a rare foray forward) all impacted the scoreboard.

Round Sixteen - At Home vs the Swamprats


Last time we met: Round 1, Season 38

Sin City Swamprats 15.5 (95) were defeated by Coney Island Warriors 18.13 (121) at the Underground Stadium​

Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Lotta people north of the border voting this week. Maybe you gringos can do the same aye?

Round 15 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) spudmaster
3 votes) TheInjuryFactory
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) TubbsFarquhar cos it was his birthday



We pwned the Spanish language.

 

[Mesc]

5 votes) Ocha905
4 votes) TheInjuryFactory
3 votes) spudmaster
2 votes) The Filth Wizard
1 vote) Barrybran

 

[Dinsdale]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

bit of a catchup!

Round Nein
5. Paracleet
4. Ocha905
3. Tonga Bob
2. Dinsdale
1. brian_muz

Round Tenner
5. pantskyle
4. spudmaster
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. brian_muz
1. Ocha905

Round Eleventy
5. spudmaster
4. Dinsdale
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Ocha905
1. Reginald Perrin

Round Turdeen
5. Dinsdale
4. brian_muz
3. FootyGuy13
2. Barrybran
1. spudmaster

Round Fwoarteen
5. Freofalcon
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. Dinsdale
2. Tonga Bob
1. spudmaster

Ronda Quince
5. Tonga Bob
4. Dinsdale
3. spudmaster
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Ocha905

 

[Tonga Bob]

[INSERT MILESTONE HEADER HERE]

Good morning again Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah, although I’m loathe to use the M-word it would be remiss of me not to acknowledge the fact that our dear friend zackah becomes the second Wazza to play 300 games in the persimmon of Coney Island today. So make sure you give him an extra slap on the arse this afternoon!!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Round Sixteen - At Home vs the Swamprats


[Pictured - Cheesemonger Extraordinaire TheInjuryFactory holding aloft the winning Wheel O' Fromage]​

Hello there Wazzas, we have another round to review so let's do this!

Thanks to the second bye of the season fast approaching, round 16 is the penultimate match of the home and away season, and we had the fourth double up in the form of the Sin Citizens who came to Van Cortlandt Park on the back of a rare win. We on the other hand were on two losses on the trot, a run we were keen to arrest to maintain our position in the top half of the eight. The Rats were particularly ratty, what with Lazarus the rookie, Papa Gags, my arch nemesis and some journeyman wishing the week away. The undoubted highlight of the week though was TheInjuryFactory taking us on a magical journey through the world of cheese. Tres bien, bossman!

Oldmate finally got his wish though, and we got to game day. Harry Potter had us on the late shift, we didn't turn up when she did start the show and when we did there were more shanks than Stabby the Butcher (fun fact: there is an actual Stabby the butcher in Anglesea, which is where I went while waiting for the game to begin). The visitors led by 5 points at the first break and 23 by the main break.

Apparently kicking 2 goals in a half of qooty is not good, so we decided to kick more in the second half. We trimmed the deficit to 9 points by three quarter time, and kicked six goals to three in the final stanza to finish up 13 points to the good. The win not only guaranteed finals qooty for the first time in two seasons but, as the below picture shows, sees us back on top of the ladder with two rounds remaining!!!

Round Sixteen Ladder​

CIW SENIORS Vs SCS SENIORS
CIW               1    3        2    7        7    10       13   14   92      
SCS               2    2        6    6        9    7        12   7    79      
CIW        HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt  SCS         HO  K  M  H  T  FF FA G  B   Dt
TheInjuryF  0  7  0  9  3  1  2  0  0   46  serial_thr   0  4  5  8  0  0  0  0  0   43
Raveneyes   0  4  2  8  0  0  3  0  0   25  MP_          0  11 3  8  1  0  0  0  0   62
toxic       0  5  1  3  1  1  1  0  0   26  Jewelsbon    0  9  2  7  4  3  1  0  1   64
Reginald P  0  3  4  8  2  0  0  0  0   45  jackster83   0  6  3  6  1  0  1  0  0   40
TubbsFarqu  0  8  4  10 0  1  1  0  0   54  GotTheGood   0  2  1  2  0  0  0  0  0   13
Freofalcon  0  5  6  7  0  0  1  0  0   44  Firestarte   0  11 5  7  0  0  0  0  0   62
Tonga Bob   0  12 7  9  4  0  2  0  0   85  ant555       0  3  1  2  1  1  0  1  0   27
FootyGuy13  0  6  4  10 0  2  1  0  0   49  philreich    0  8  5  14 1  0  2  0  0   65
brian_muz   0  7  2  11 2  0  1  0  0   54  spookism     0  10 6  10 4  1  0  0  1   86
Barrybran   0  7  3  8  0  0  1  0  2   45  Rodney Dan   0  11 5  6  1  1  1  3  0   80
pantskyle   0  8  6  17 1  1  2  2  1   88  Ticky009     0  0  0  4  0  0  0  0  0    8
Dinsdale    0  4  0  7  1  1  0  0  0   31  tigs2010     0  7  3  4  0  0  1  1  0   41
The Filth   0  3  1  4  0  0  1  1  2   25  okeydoke7    0  4  0  0  1  1  1  2  2   28
zackah      0  9  3  4  3  1  0  4  4   85  Power Raid   1  4  0  1  1  1  1  3  0   35
brahj       0  4  0  0  1  0  0  1  3   25  GremioPowe   0  1  0  0  1  0  0  0  1    8
spudmaster  9  11 0  8  3  1  2  2  0   77  BloodySwan   13 13 0  6  1  2  2  0  0   64
Ocha905     0  12 0  6  4  2  0  1  1   73  Ant Bear     0  4  1  8  2  1  0  0  0   40
Mesc        0  8  3  7  4  0  0  2  0   75  damicky      0  7  0  4  3  7  0  2  2   62
Piggy Smal  0  3  1  2  0  0  0  0  1   17  sataris      0  5  2  8  3  1  1  0  0   47
Stokey      0  3  3  3  0  0  1  0  0   21  Raz          0  0  1  2  0  0  0  0  0    7

Coach The Donald went absolutely bonkers with the positional changes, which meant that 60% of the team had spent time on the bench for the game. Didn't stop some admirable performances though with pantskyle (25 disposals/6 marks/2 goals), zackah (13 disposals/3 marks/3 tackles/4 goals in his 300th game as a Wazza), spudmaster (19 disposals/9 hitouts/3 tackles/2 goals, Mesc (15 disposals/4 tackles/3 marks/2 goals), Ocha905 (18 disposals/4 tackles/1 goal), TubbsFarquhar (18 disposals/4 marks) and ya boi (21 disposals/7 marks/4 tackles) all suitably admirable.

Round Seventeen - At Home vs the Bye


Last time we met: Round 12, Season 38

Coney Island Warriors defeated the Bye by Plenty​

Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah ​

Yes spud I'm asking again!!

Round 16 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) TheInjuryFactory (that was some good ass cheese!)
4 votes) Bob, T.
3 votes) pantskyle
2 votes) zackah (in game 300 for us)
1 vote) spudmaster (maybe you'll vote if I vote for you )



A few this week. The Filth Wizard & Dinsdale for reminding the recalcitrant rookie that they did, in fact, quit half way through our previous encounter. There's some other ones as well, which I'll add once I figure out how to see posts what I bookmarked.

 

[The Donald]

Coach @The Donald went absolutely bonkers with the positional changes, which meant that 60% of the team had spent time on the bench for the game

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[Tonga Bob]

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LEAD US OUT COACH!

 

[Tonga Bob]

Agent93 Barrybran brahj brian_muz Dinsdale FootyGuy13 Frankston Rover Freofalcon Lord_Flashheart Mesc Mofra Ocha905 pantskyle Paracleet Piggy Smalls Purple7x08_24 raffrox Raveneyes Reginald Perrin Smoooothy Snuffaluphagus spudmaster Stokey The Filth Wizard TheInjuryFactory toxic TubbsFarquhar Volbeat zackah


​

 

[Ocha905]

Round 16 #FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

5 votes) TheInjuryFactory (that was some good ass cheese!)
4 votes) Bob, T.
3 votes) Mesc
2 votes) pantskyle
1 vote) zackah (in game 300 for us)

 

[Dinsdale]

ARound about sweat 16
#TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

V. Pants
iv. Zack
iii. Spud
2. Bob
a. Mess

 

[Tonga Bob]

ARound about sweat 16
#TheFrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

iii. Tong
2. Bob

Both for me??? That's very kind of you!

 

[Dinsdale]

Both for me??? That's very kind of you!

Just for finding my error you lose a point !

 

[Tonga Bob]

Just for finding my error you lose a point !

Joke's on you - I'm giving the Frankie to myself.

 

[Dinsdale]

Joke's on you - I'm giving the Frankie to myself.

Rigged just like this whole asylum

 

[Tonga Bob]

Rigged just like this whole asylum

Yeah but what are ya gonna do?

 

[spudmaster]

#FrankstonRoverMedal Tonga Bob

Round1: vs Rats
5. Freofalcon
4. Spudmaster
3. FootyGuy13
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Ocha905

Round2: vs Gumbies
5. Ocha905
4. spudmaster
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. Dinsdale
1. Piggy Smalls

Round3: vs Furies
5. Ocha905
4. spudmaster
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
1. Pantskyle

Round4: vs Old Boys
5. FootyGuy13
4. Ocha905
3. spudmaster
2. pantskyle
1. The Filth Wizard

Round5: vs Wonders
5. TheInjuryFactory
4. Tonga Bob
3. FootyGuy13
2. brian_muz
1. Pantskyle

Round6: vs Dragons
5. Tonga Bob
4. Reginald Perrin
3. Ocha905
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Pantskyle

Round7: vs Roys
5. Reginald Perrin
4. spudmaster
3. brian_muz
2. TheInjuryFactory
1. Zackah

Round8: vs Bombers
5. spudmaster
4. brian_muz
3. Ocha905
2. pantskyle
1. FootyGuy13

Round9: vs Royals
5. Paracleet
4. Tonga Bob
3. Ocha905
2. Dinsdale
1. Barrybran

Round10: vs Bears
5. pantskyle
4. spudmaster
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. The Filth Wizard
1. Tonga Bob

Round11: vs Demons
5. spudmaster
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. Ocha905
2. Dinsdale
1. Freofalcon

Round12: vs Bye

Round13: vs Old Boys
5. Dinsdale
4. brian_muz
3. The Filth Wizard
2. FootyGuy13
1. spudmaster

Round14: vs Gumbies
5. Freofalcon
4. TheInjuryFactory
3. pantskyle
2. Dinsdale
1. The Filth Wizard

Round15: vs Furies
5. Ocha905
4. spudmaster
3. TheInjuryFactory
2. FootyGuy13
1. Pantskyle

Round16: vs Rats
5. pantskyle
4. Tonga Bob
3. zackah
2. spudmaster
1. Ocha905

 

[Mesc]

5 votes) @ That Pantz bloke
4 votes) @ That Spud guy
3 votes) @ Zackah..
2 votes) @ Ochah905 just cause.
1 vote) @ Injury fella

And a big fat negative - 10 for the bloke who called me "Mess" I dont get votes often, I'd appreciate the correct name.