Bumped Confess!!! Who are you and more importantly why do you support Melbourne?

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Actually weird thing : I am heavily resemblant of Mitch Wallis which is good because were both from the same area, however i am also resemblant to Napoleon Dynamite, and Bootsma from Cartlon.

I would take Mitchy Wallis every day of the week over those two
 
1. Food - fresh fish rolled in Thai spice and flour shallow fried in butter with a fresh salad. (Simple things in life are the best)
2. Sex - I have proof
3. Scott twins - Meh, no different to any other coach/player/umpire we want to single out at any given time after they make an arse of themselves.
4. Career - Corporate seat shiner :D . Can't say I ever imagined I would be where I am today. Finished year ten and was a forklift driver. Was very lucky with opportunities opening up for me, some great mentors and a hell of a lot of hard work. Have a pretty senior position in a top 50 ASX listed company as a Supply Chain Manager.
5. Supporting the Dees - Family member plays for them so I am now a Dee.
6. Fav/Hated Dees players - Fav = Family member and Jim Stynes. Hated - Scully.
7. Dog or cats - Labradors for ever
8. Date - I am lucky enough to have found "The One" on my second go around. So I'll take date night with my lady
9. Dinner party guests - Billy Connelly, My Grandad, Leonardo Da Vinci and The Elephant Man
10. Genetic Eugenics - A Flathead and a Marlin
11. Weird thing - Had 13 different schools
12. First Concert - John Cougar Mellencamp
13. Fav football memory - When the coach selected me in the firsts run on side after almost being laughed out of the club when they had heard where I was transferring from (Moved from a sh!t Div 4 bottom side to Div 1 finals side)
14. Sporting achievement - Club man of the year 1994
 
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1. Food - Pizza, preferably seafood.
2. Sex - Not getting it lately.
3. Scott twins - I'll say Brad because the pricks keep beating us.
4. Career - Cow murderer.
5. Supporting the Dees - I didn't really have a team when I was little. Anyway, when I was around 6, my stepfather took us out to the local football where he played for the Boolarra Demons. Later on, someone at school asked me who I liked in the football and I said The Demons and it just went from there and I decided Melbourne was my VFL team.
6. Fav/Hated Dees players - All time top 5 in my lifetime: Jim Stynes, Max Gawn, Adem Yze, Allen Jakovich, Garry Lyon. Not sure if it counts but I hated Byron Pickett when he played for North and Port.
7. Dog or cats - Kitties!
8. Date - These days is taking the Mrs and kids to Hungry Jack's. My ideal night would be a night out with just me and the Mrs. My current celebrity fantasy changes all the times, but right now it's Alexandra Daddario or Margot Robbie in her Harley Quinn outfit.
9. Dinner party guests - Weird Al Yankovic, Max Gawn, Jim Jefferies, Tina Fey, Jason Gillespie
10. Genetic Eugenics - Kittens that never grow up into cats.
11. Weird thing - I've groped 2 musicians who were big in the mid 90s.
12. First Concert - Regurgitator and Custard 2000
13. Fav football memory - The first time we played GWS, Round 22 1998 vs Richmond and the 2000 Preliminary Final
14. Sporting achievement - 1991 Under 12's Premiers
 
1. Food - Anything SE Asian and American BBQ
2. Sex? - Why the hell not, we're at war.
3. Scott Twins - Chris, but that's a tough one due to the douchedom
4. Career - Work in Cloud Computing in NYC, get to oversee projects and travel all around the globe.
5. Why Dees? - Watched a game with Robbie Flower in it and I was hooked.
6. Favourite Dees player of all time is Robbie Flower, also know Bizzell socially and he's the nicest bloke i've gotten on the gas with - hated watching Ben Holland (just because he sucked)
7. Neither, can't be ****ed with pets
8. Now = Jennifer Lawrence. Back in the day Monica Bellucci
9. Dinner party guests - Bill Cosby and some fine tail.
 
Haven't read through them all yet so hopefully haven't doubled up with anyone else's answers. That would be awkward...

1. Food - Calamari
2. Sex - Love it, want more of it, but I'm married so don't get it enough.
3. Scott twins - Still don't know which one is coaching Geelong and which one is coaching Kangaroos.
4. Career - Bookkeeping, pretty boring, would much rather be doing something to do with sport.
5. Supporting the Dees - My Dad's side of the family are Dees supporters and he started taking me to games when I was three. So didn't get much choice in the matter but I'm a passionate Melbourne member and wouldn't have it any other way.
6. Fav/Hated Dees players - For some reason when I was a kid I had Glenn Lovett's number on my back. I also had Stinga, Woewy, Schwarz and Trenners in my favs over the years. Current favorite would be Jack Viney but Hoges is close behind. I can't really remember hating any Dees players, but Neeld as a coach I absolutely hated. TMac shits me every week and I get the feeling he thinks he's one of the best kicks at the club and I hate the fact that people think he's awesome if that counts. I still want him to sign on though.
7. Dog or cats - Puppies
8. Date - Dinner, plenty of drinks, maybe some karaoke followed by a drunken uber ride home and a really bad attempt at question 2.
9. Dinner party guests - Geordie Shore cast, would be highly entertaining, plenty of drinking and most of the girls would get there cans out.
10. Genetic Eugenics - Wtf does this even mean??
11. Weird thing - I was the official statistician at the 2005 Australian Open Final when Hewitt lost to Safin.
12. First Concert - Probably The Living End in 2001.
13. Fav football memory - Going into the Melbourne change rooms before the game, at half time, and after the game as a kid in the 90s.
14. Sporting achievement - Won Howies' Hangers at the Gold Coast game two years ago. Landed badly on my back and coughed up some blood which Robbo told me to walk it off. Missed the next 4 games of local footy but it was worth it haha.
 

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Topkent said:
Favourite food is Indian, but I'll never pass up a good chicken Parma
Sex, me and the lady recently found a vinbrating dick ring at the supermarket for 13 dollars ... best investment I've ever made I've gone from average in the sack to Ron Jeremy
Scott twins were good to watch when they played footy ... don't mind the passion they have for their players
Career? I'm working as a private landscaper for a wealthy family in Canada in the rocky mountains ... that's a great way to say I don't have one
Old man supports the Dee's but I was a swans supporter due to plugger and Kelly being my favourite players as a kid .. watched the Dee's belt them in around 97 I reckon and swapped to the Dee's and never looked backed
Favourite player was the wiz.. most hated is mitch Clark
Dogs or cats .. probably dogs but I've had some funny cats
Date- Emma stone has that weird ass red head personality I like ... same with the girl who voices Meg who I can't remembers name now
Dinner party guests- jim jefferies, Sam Newman, hilltop hoods and Emma stone
Weird thing- I have a neck tattoo ( it's not of a an ex or a kid )
Weirder- I was homeless in Canada for a couple months with a visa issue living in a car
Favourite football memory- qualifying final against carlton 2000 or the troy broadbridge game when the players left the field arm in arm
Sporting achievement- won some underage premierships.. went back to back
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I reckon you should try to pick Paul Kelly in a fantasy draft about eight years from now.
 
schmuttt said:
Deleted my post, 2016 was a very cringe time for me.
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I see why, but don't worry, I think a lot of people would look back at this and cringe a bit.

Proper Gander what inspired this disaster? :roflv1:
 
Scythe94 said:
I see why, but don't worry, I think a lot of people would look back at this and cringe a bit.

Proper Gander what inspired this disaster? :roflv1:
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Oddly I recall what inspired it.

Pissed.

I think that was the same night I got more pissed and had a brief posting romp on the main board and woke up with a headache and about 40 notifications
 
Also, could a nice moderator please move this to hell so I don’t have to recall it and nobody sees it please?
 

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