Just had to beat the Eagles at home.Gotta be Western 9th Dogs
The Eagles losing by a shedload regularly, Dogs playing for finals.
Think Tank CONGRATS on winning the 2023 Jeff Kennett Embarrassment Of The Year award: GeeLOL
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The Eagles losing by a shedload regularly, Dogs playing for finals.
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That would explain why I didn’t… and also that the draft in question was 10 years ago and 5 years before the GF
Not 5 days like your backfire
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Wurst Coast for not sacking Simmo/Bullflogs for saving Simmo’s job
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This aggression will not stand, man.
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Very complex decision. I need another 24 hours to ponder this... I'll keep everyone updated.
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I'd like to nominate the AFL website, they have claimed Collingwood had the hardest draw this year, but we didn't even play the top side once.
www.afl.com.au
Whose fixture was hardest? Pies defy odds, Dockers miss chance
Which teams ended up with the hardest and easiest draws in 2023?
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June Premiers that oblivious the top side isn't even decided for another month.I'd like to nominate the AFL website, they have claimed Collingwood had the hardest draw this year, but we didn't even play the top side once.
Whose fixture was hardest? Pies defy odds, Dockers miss chance
Which teams ended up with the hardest and easiest draws in 2023?
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...in July? Weird take, we were top then too.
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- IOM Gyms, Preston Nth End
Can't wait.
It's been a heck of a season, a bees knob between the top 4.
Looking ahead I can't see any big embarrassments coming up in the quality or elims. All strong match ups.
If the Pies (or any of the top 4) straight settled the week after now THAT would be embarrassing. Jeff Kennett level.
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Shaping up as a 2 horse race but still a couple of days to go…
Not only that but we didn’t play a single side above us soft as butter
Not only that but we didn’t play a single side above us
soft as butter
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Yeah, no idea why you'd give a guy who finished 10th in the Coleman another contract. Would be top goal scorer for 10 clubs
Grand Uncle Horace
Shake down the thunder
Harley has told Norf he won’t play for a EDFL Team.
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Enjoy your holiday? Everyone else did
Did you notice that 5 of the top 7 goal scorers aren’t playing finals
and the Coleman medal winner has never played in a final
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Enjoy your holiday? Everyone else did
Did you notice that 5 of the top 7 goal scorers aren’t playing finals
No because I'm not obsessed with what other clubs are doing like some people.
You'd be surprised at the number of messages of support I got while I was away.
Even Aristotle Pickett, in their weird, condescending way, took time out of their busy life to drop me a note
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Scats losing on their cheat ground for the fourth time this year comes very close though.
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Nice self ownage
So, are you going to vote or not?
MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE
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Collingwood AFLW for getting smashed by 42 points, not reaching 5 goals and kicking 4 behinds in the 2nd half.
Inb4 "Nobody cares about the women's league
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Inb4 "Nobody cares about the women's league
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I’m bored but I’m not that bored
Aussie Boomers for losing to a fat unfit slob in Luka Doncic and a bunch of no bodies and bowing out of the world cup
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rOUND 24: GeeLOL gave them a close run for their money but in the end the Footscray Welfare finished H&A with well-deserved B2B EOTW wins - something they've never managed before in their entire miserable existence - thaks to beating Geelonk but still missing finals by half a game after their loss to the wooden spooners last week
2023 EOTW winners
Round 1: Failmantle for getting torched by the dwarf burners (for a while this looked not so bad but now it's bad again)
Round 2: Lights out for the Dreamons at the Gabbatoir, early indicator of another straight sets exit (if they make finals)
Round 3: The Handbaggers for losing to Fold Coast, their 3rd loss in a row in their disastrous flag defence #geelolhaveinjuries
Round 4: Richmunt for their shittruck coach’s constant presser meltdowns (you'd alomost think he's on the verge of quitting)
Round 5: Mrs. Twent Cockchin of the Tuggers for going from sub to subbed out - the look on his little face was priceless!
Round 6: DH Dimma for sacrificing a T16ER rookie to avoid taking blame for another loss, it's really time to go now mate
Round 7: 16thmond for their 6.12 under the roof while going down to the Cold Goats, looks like mre chook s**t coming up
Round 8: Carltank for their fans’ 3/4 time exodus AND the AFL for orchestrating the ridiculous response to Buddy BOOgate
Round 9: Geelol and their Bay fans for making an avalance of excuses before their humiliating loss to Bottom4mantle
Round 10: Wurst Coast for getting 116'd by the bottom of the ladder - and we thought this was as low as they could sink
Round 11: Carltank's Coleman's for 1.6ing what should be their last ever prime time game. No legit finals win for 21 years
Round 12: Carlolton for being so incredibly s**t they made the Dreamons look good, no Vizy brown paper bags now boys
Round 13: Tuggers for going West young man and returning to Melbourne -1/Marlion for doing burgs* while on $500k
Round 14: Failmantle for getting flogged by a bottom 6 team by 70 points... AND Wurst Coast for not beating the bye
Round 15: Meth Coke for redefining how bad a team can be while still having 8 (inconceivable!) premiership players in it
Round 16: Geelonk and their desperate supporters for celebrating a draw and being back in the 8 for less than 24 hours
Round 17: Geelol for celebrating a sub-100 cheat ground win against 17th to go 8th... AND Failmantle for only managing 2 goals to 3/4 time
Round 18: Aints losing to a coachless rabble AND Poort getting smashed by JSOS AND Essendong staging their way to a record loss of some sort
Round 19: Corio for their 1 goal first half which cost them the game and put them back in 8th, teetering on the brink
Round 20: Collolingwood for making Carltank look good by failing to knock them out of finals for the 2nd year running
Round 21: lolpies for going goalless in the opening quarter and losing to a bottom 4 team still at the start of a rebuild
Round 22: GeeLOL for losing even with 26 on their side, sinking to 11th and basically killing off their finals hopes
Round 23: Bullflogs for serving up an all-time bed s**t and losing to the Boogles, possibly costing them a spot in finals
Round 24: Throwdogs for missing finals, not sacking Bevo (yet) and giving their loser fans false hope - again
Now let's see who won! /drumroll
1st Geelol (6)
2nd Richmunted (5)
=3rd Carlscum, Wurst Coast, Failmantle (3)
Please join me know in offering our collective congratulations to the GeeLOL Handbaggers whose waste of a year is redeemed at last by finally winning something: the inaugral Jeff Kennett Embarrassment of the Year award! with a narrow win over Niinthmond
Let's take a look back at how they got here:
Geelonk started the season appallingly, losing their first three games with the most embrassing loss being to Fold Coast, a bottom 4 team who have never played finals - giving the pussies their first EOTW win. The Tuggers then went on an EOTW rampage, including a 3peat, while GeeLOL got their act together briefly before stumbling and losing all confidence against said Tuggers, causing their Bay fans to make a meltdown multitude of excuses ahead of their first loss to Failmantle, earning them their second EOTW. The Bloosers snuck a B2B in before the break but things didn't get any better for the Scats after the bye, struggling to an embarrassing draw with Shitney for their 3rd EOTW win and earning B2B EOTWs for celebrating being shithouse. Despite the abysmal performances piling up, their fans continued to believe a run of games against minnows at their cheat ground still had them in finals contention, before a trip to the Gabbatoir put the knife and another EOTW to them. Even a CoLOLingwood B2B coudn't save Korio as they picked up their 6th EOTW for losing to the very same LOLpies despite a massive umpire carry
Commiserations to Richmunt, the early favourites who slid out of contention, ironically as they did for finals. And kudos for an amazing effort by Wurst Coast to finish as low as 3rd despite fielding the worst AFL team ever. Special mentions also to Carltank and the Purples for squeezing onto the podium
Thanks to everyone who provided their noms and votes throughout the season and worth noting that 4 of the 5 teams on the very crowded EOTY podium missed finals, which just underlines the astuteness of the Bay in sniffing out embarrassing performances - as well as meaning CarLOLton are highly likely to embarrass themselves further come finals
Speaking of finals, by popular demand we will be having a special Finals Edition of EOTW so stay tuned for that (see separate Fred)
2023 EOTW winners
Round 1: Failmantle for getting torched by the dwarf burners (for a while this looked not so bad but now it's bad again)
Round 2: Lights out for the Dreamons at the Gabbatoir, early indicator of another straight sets exit (if they make finals)
Round 3: The Handbaggers for losing to Fold Coast, their 3rd loss in a row in their disastrous flag defence #geelolhaveinjuries
Round 4: Richmunt for their shittruck coach’s constant presser meltdowns (you'd alomost think he's on the verge of quitting)
Round 5: Mrs. Twent Cockchin of the Tuggers for going from sub to subbed out - the look on his little face was priceless!
Round 6: DH Dimma for sacrificing a T16ER rookie to avoid taking blame for another loss, it's really time to go now mate
Round 7: 16thmond for their 6.12 under the roof while going down to the Cold Goats, looks like mre chook s**t coming up
Round 8: Carltank for their fans’ 3/4 time exodus AND the AFL for orchestrating the ridiculous response to Buddy BOOgate
Round 9: Geelol and their Bay fans for making an avalance of excuses before their humiliating loss to Bottom4mantle
Round 10: Wurst Coast for getting 116'd by the bottom of the ladder - and we thought this was as low as they could sink
Round 11: Carltank's Coleman's for 1.6ing what should be their last ever prime time game. No legit finals win for 21 years
Round 12: Carlolton for being so incredibly s**t they made the Dreamons look good, no Vizy brown paper bags now boys
Round 13: Tuggers for going West young man and returning to Melbourne -1/Marlion for doing burgs* while on $500k
Round 14: Failmantle for getting flogged by a bottom 6 team by 70 points... AND Wurst Coast for not beating the bye
Round 15: Meth Coke for redefining how bad a team can be while still having 8 (inconceivable!) premiership players in it
Round 16: Geelonk and their desperate supporters for celebrating a draw and being back in the 8 for less than 24 hours
Round 17: Geelol for celebrating a sub-100 cheat ground win against 17th to go 8th... AND Failmantle for only managing 2 goals to 3/4 time
Round 18: Aints losing to a coachless rabble AND Poort getting smashed by JSOS AND Essendong staging their way to a record loss of some sort
Round 19: Corio for their 1 goal first half which cost them the game and put them back in 8th, teetering on the brink
Round 20: Collolingwood for making Carltank look good by failing to knock them out of finals for the 2nd year running
Round 21: lolpies for going goalless in the opening quarter and losing to a bottom 4 team still at the start of a rebuild
Round 22: GeeLOL for losing even with 26 on their side, sinking to 11th and basically killing off their finals hopes
Round 23: Bullflogs for serving up an all-time bed s**t and losing to the Boogles, possibly costing them a spot in finals
Round 24: Throwdogs for missing finals, not sacking Bevo (yet) and giving their loser fans false hope - again
Now let's see who won! /drumroll
1st Geelol (6)
2nd Richmunted (5)
=3rd Carlscum, Wurst Coast, Failmantle (3)
Please join me know in offering our collective congratulations to the GeeLOL Handbaggers whose waste of a year is redeemed at last by finally winning something: the inaugral Jeff Kennett Embarrassment of the Year award! with a narrow win over Niinthmond
Let's take a look back at how they got here:
Geelonk started the season appallingly, losing their first three games with the most embrassing loss being to Fold Coast, a bottom 4 team who have never played finals - giving the pussies their first EOTW win. The Tuggers then went on an EOTW rampage, including a 3peat, while GeeLOL got their act together briefly before stumbling and losing all confidence against said Tuggers, causing their Bay fans to make a meltdown multitude of excuses ahead of their first loss to Failmantle, earning them their second EOTW. The Bloosers snuck a B2B in before the break but things didn't get any better for the Scats after the bye, struggling to an embarrassing draw with Shitney for their 3rd EOTW win and earning B2B EOTWs for celebrating being shithouse. Despite the abysmal performances piling up, their fans continued to believe a run of games against minnows at their cheat ground still had them in finals contention, before a trip to the Gabbatoir put the knife and another EOTW to them. Even a CoLOLingwood B2B coudn't save Korio as they picked up their 6th EOTW for losing to the very same LOLpies despite a massive umpire carry
Commiserations to Richmunt, the early favourites who slid out of contention, ironically as they did for finals. And kudos for an amazing effort by Wurst Coast to finish as low as 3rd despite fielding the worst AFL team ever. Special mentions also to Carltank and the Purples for squeezing onto the podium
Thanks to everyone who provided their noms and votes throughout the season and worth noting that 4 of the 5 teams on the very crowded EOTY podium missed finals, which just underlines the astuteness of the Bay in sniffing out embarrassing performances - as well as meaning CarLOLton are highly likely to embarrass themselves further come finals
Speaking of finals, by popular demand we will be having a special Finals Edition of EOTW so stay tuned for that (see separate Fred)
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Great win Geelong. I hope this makes up for your
annus horribilis.
Enjoy life down the bottom of the barrel.
Great thread Saveloy Rockstar.
annus horribilis.
Enjoy life down the bottom of the barrel.
Great thread Saveloy Rockstar.
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Thanks
Think you have one too many "n"s there
Think you have one too many "n"s there
