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Unashamed bump to bring this thread back where it belongs. And hopefully get that execrable gratitude thread closer to being expunged from memory.

How was the lamb shoulder?

I'm grateful for meat.

THe more vegans the better I think. Keep demand lower and stop the prices becoming too huge.
 

Tex is really sorry that some of the guys are still affected by the events that took place. He personally found the experience positive. Displaying a high level of intuition Tex said he suspected that things weren't right and tried his best to help sort things out. He is sleeping easy because of that!

Find the people that do the media training for the Crows.

Shoot them.

It's best for everyone.
 
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My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?
 
My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?
Ammonium nitrate?
 
My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?
I’d give her a warning then straight to divorce if she doesn’t comply
 
nvMy wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?
Several possibilities:
  • a Maynard tackle on the chief antagonist
  • a law suit with the aid of Swipe
  • a pineapple attack - rain down for several days-
  • a family pass to "Millionaire Hot Seat" - for your neighbours
  • compulsory dinner for your neighbours with Caro/ Gill

seriously sounds very annoying - neighbourhood meditation?
 
Several possibilities:
  • a Maynard tackle on the chief antagonist
  • a law suit with the aid of Swipe
  • a pineapple attack - rain down for several days-
  • a family pass to "Millionaire Hot Seat" - for your neighbours
  • compulsory dinner for your neighbours with Caro/ Gill

seriously sounds very annoying - neighbourhood meditation?
Killing my fair lights really hurt.
 

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My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?

I don't know what you'd do with the information, but it's likely the intake for his ventilation is just under the windscreen :)
 
My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?

It goes against all natural instincts but I would take the L, never park there again and forget it ever happened. Act defeated.

The guy sounds like a complete psycho and you have your family to consider. He knows where you live. Not worth the trouble.

If you really feel the need for revenge, you need to move the theatre of war and wait a few months. Everyone has patterns. Track his one when it comes to shopping, etc.

A simple keying of a few panels, etc. Unimaginative but effective. But it needs to be something he sees whilst away from home. Be careful about doing something too stupid that CCTV might get involved.

I would also install a security camera system. They are good anyway and not that expensive. But with a psycho nearby you need one.


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It goes against all natural instincts but I would take the L, never park there again and forget it ever happened. Act defeated.

The guy sounds like a complete psycho and you have your family to consider. He knows where you live. Not worth the trouble.

If you really feel the need for revenge, you need to move the theatre of war and wait a few months. Everyone has patterns. Track his one when it comes to shopping, etc.

A simple keying of a few panels, etc. Unimaginative but effective. But it needs to be something he sees whilst away from home. Be careful about doing something too stupid that CCTV might get involved.

I would also install a security camera system. They are good anyway and not that expensive. But with a psycho nearby you need one.


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One of your least provocative posts....
 
I’m starting to suspect that sideswipe is another of JB1975’s burner accounts.

FFS. Not even my demented imagination could conjure such an egregious offence against all that is good and decent in this world.
 
My wife has been parking across the road, in front of the guy who takes two spots to maintain his place. He managed to squeeze his little van within an inch of the car.

So my wife took more of the spot next time, just for a laugh. She then left the car for two days.

Since then, the windscreen wipers were raised mysteriously, the traffic cone we place next to the camper trailer went missing, and the solar panel for our fairy lights has been cut off.

I really liked those fairy lights.

The rage I am feeling would justify an extreme reaction.

What’s appropriate?

You have lots of stories of dastardly neighbours. There seems to be one constant in all of them - Jmac70. I think you should move and find a new set of neighbours who will be polite for a fair while, before they declare war on you.
 
You have lots of stories of dastardly neighbours. There seems to be one constant in all of them - Jmac70. I think you should move and find a new set of neighbours who will be polite for a fair while, before they declare war on you.
I've heard that the local bottleshop has offered jmac70 free rent out the back but it's only the lack of bbq facilities that's stopping the move
 
One of your least provocative posts....

That’s what I recommend jmac do. His heart is pure. If it was me I would have no hesitation to break into his car and put broken up asbestos panels in his a/c.

Then spend 10 glorious years watching him die slowly.


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That’s what I recommend jmac do. His heart is pure. If it was me I would have no hesitation to break into his car and put broken up asbestos panels in his a/c.

Then spend 10 glorious years watching him die slowly.


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Ok - the only bit about that post I don't get is the bit about jmac having a pure heart..... do you have evidence or is that more wishful thinking on your behalf?
 
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