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Hiya Ghorse, one of your mates moved in next door.... pic attached. Huge, I tell ya. Think its a Clydesdale (?), dont know, but Im pretty tall, this horse towers over me.

As a good neighbour, gave it a few carrots. Actually, I was scared of it, so I gave it some carrots so he'd think that Im alright.

What a handsome guy!
 

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Some would say that this is typical anti-pony propaganda perpetuated by evil forces (rhymes with horses).

LFP wants to know your address.

Nothing to worry about buddy, he wants to send you carrots.

As if I would ever disclose my address to a pony. I am just begging to find a severed horse's head in my bed.



I guess this is all anti=pony propaganda hey?

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Welcome new horse friend Banjo, 17h 6yo Clyde. He was a welfare rescue and he is being cared for with some serious R&R before finding his forever home. He likes carrots, sugarcubes, grooming, and looking majestic when galloping. Hates ponies, the equine dentist, and flies. Be nice to Banjo or he might just step on your feet by accident and break all the bones.

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Welcome new horse friend Banjo, 17h 6yo Clyde. He was a welfare rescue and he is being cared for with some serious R&R before finding his forever home. He likes carrots, sugarcubes, grooming, and looking majestic when galloping. Hates ponies, the equine dentist, and flies. Be nice to Banjo or he might just step on your feet by accident and break all the bones.

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Good man horse.... rescues are extremely rewarding (for animal and the rescuer). Firm believer, if you can partially to mostly rehabilitate they end up sensational animals.

My first donk was treated extremely poorly - fearful of people (fair enough) ended up an unreal donk.

Go little Banjo.... be kind to ponies, they are still your genetically modified cousins with funny little legs
 

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I wouldnt know..... but I suspect there are some items in life that are simply not borrowed, this would be an item in the top 5 of non-borrowing
Sidey stole them from Boris Johnson when they went on their first date after a Tory Covid party.
 
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