Crap Lyrics

[M29]

We've all read or submitted some great lyrics we've heard or sung. Now, this is the thread were the lyrics make you cringe. You won't be singing any of these!
Here is one that I think is Clearly the worst:

Des'ree - Life
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by M29
Des'ree - Life
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life! Ohhhh life, ohhhhhhh life!

Thanks you prick.

The Hitman

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

"Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains."

 

[The A-tron]

"I can see a liar, sitting by the fire."
Oasis 'I can see aliar'

 

[PrincessPark]

Good call, Nick. I hate Shakira with a passion purely on that line.

I'm not a girl, not yet a woman

Britney Spears

Oh oh oh, call me crazy
Forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Oh oh oh
comb my hair, doing a dare
Oh oh oh

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" - Shania Twain.

In fact, all of Shania Twain's songs.

 

[M29]

Originally posted by The A-tron
"I can see a liar, sitting by the fire."
Oasis 'I can see aliar'

Yes, that is truly terrible. Even Noel regrets writing that one.

 

[Docker_Brat]

A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

Bono just isn't putting the effort in anymore.

 

[Hank Jones]

The whole of 'American Pie'

 

[coxon]

And I get so high I just can't feel it

In and out my brain, runnin' through my veins
Cos you're my sunshine you're my rain

 

[coxon]

The earth is made of dirt and wood
And I'd be water if I could
Live in a dream
In your stream
Live in a dream

I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt
I like dirt (x20)

rhcp - 'i like dirt'

 

[coxon]

they were singing chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
he was getting down like a freak show
she was going off like a whale
chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar



whitlams - 'chunky chunky air guitar'

 

[The Hitman]

Originally posted by coxon
they were singing chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar
he was getting down like a freak show
she was going off like a whale
chunky chunky air guitar now
chunky chunky air guitar



whitlams - 'chunky chunky air guitar'

I think we have a winner. What a bomb.

The Hitman

 

[-PC28-]

Originally posted by coxon
And I get so high I just can't feel it

In and out my brain, runnin' through my veins
Cos you're my sunshine you're my rain

I actually like that song (as i do all oasis songs) very much. Considering what it's refered too, i think it's pretty good.

 

[Spidergirl~RiCkChiCk]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
"Lucky my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with moutains."

...They r the cutest lyrics!!!

and the stupidest...
DESTINY'S CHILD
Bootylicious

I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe

body jelly i wanna kno exactly wot r they refering to?

 

[Squeak]

You can give your life
You can lose your soul
You can bang your head
or you can drown in a hole
Nothing lasts forever
But you can try
Look around you
Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.

 

[Captain Random]

Macarthur Park always wins these competitions.

Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.

Apparently the original lyrics of the Ansett Funeral Dirge had the word "die" instead of "shine", but was changed at the insistence of the record company.

 

[BomberGal]

Originally posted by PrincessPark


I'm not a girl, not yet a woman

Britney Spears

I hate that one too. What the **** is she then? I feel like singing, 'I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman, I can't make up my f***ing mind, I'm a fricken adolescent then...'


The one that really annoys me is "You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat..." is that supposed to be a POSITIVE connotation?!

 

[-PC28-]

Originally posted by Squeak
You can give your life
You can lose your soul
You can bang your head
or you can drown in a hole
Nothing lasts forever
But you can try
Look around you
Everyone you see
Everyone you know
Is gonna shine.

We've hit a snag...

This could come under several catagories...

a/ Crap Lyrics
b/ Crap Singer
c/ One hit wonder
d/ Most annoying person in the world
e/ The reason why Solomon & Lindsey pulled the plug...

What's the bet she sings this horrible horrible song at the open ceremony of the Comm Games in Melbourne.

I'm putting together a fund for a snipper right now!!

 

[danzy_rocks]

Originally posted by Docker_Brat
A mole
Digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation

Bono just isn't putting the effort in anymore.

I find it very hard to believe that U2 wrote that song. Can't wait to see what the new album's like.

 

[Grimace]

Originally posted by BomberGal



I hate that one too. What the **** is she then? I feel like singing, 'I'm not a girl, I'm not a woman, I can't make up my f***ing mind, I'm a fricken adolescent then...'

If she ain't a girl or woman, maybe Britney is a man??

 

[hotpie]

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

 

[M29]

Originally posted by hotpie
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

And that 'Bicycle' song. Infact, I don't like any of queens songs.

 

[coxon]

Originally posted by M29


And that 'Bicycle' song. Infact, I don't like any of queens songs.

sh*t yah... i've never been a fan of any queen music...

Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties oh yeah!
Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks get set go
Bicycle race bicycle race bicycle race
Bicycle bicycle bicyI want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
Bicycle race

 

[coxon]

another dreadful one from Queen..

'radio ga-ga'

All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio goo goo
Radio ga ga
All we hear is Radio ga ga
Radio blah blah
Radio what's new?
Radio, someone still loves you!

 

[Sinkers_9]

Originally posted by BomberGal

The one that really annoys me is "You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat..." is that supposed to be a POSITIVE connotation?!

Perhaps if you listened to the rest of the words you would understand... I'm talking to a teeny bopper why bother

The worst lyrics ever quite clearly are:

Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always say what's on your mind?
Because we want to! Because we want to!


Don't try to tell me what I already know
Don't criticise me 'cause I'm running the show
Some revolution is going to happen today
I'm gonna chase the dark clouds away
Come on and help me sing it


We can do what we want to do
We can do anything
Free to be who we want to be
Just tell yourself you can do it


Why you gotta play that song so loud?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always run around in crowds?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always have to dance all night?
Because we want to! Because we want to!
Why d'you always say what's on your mind?
Because we want to! Because we want to!

Billie Piper at her very best