Crisis Meeting - TRANSCRIPT

[swanfan]

I hate it.

There is always a .3..

 

[rapido]

Fantastic read.

The investment/return bit, especially, rings very true.

 

[conVINCEd]

Awesome.

I like the subtle lines more than the gags.

 

[macca23]

Nice work Carl!!

So close to reality, it's scary!!

 

[OldCrowBloke]

I loved the idea of the "investment year" - there will be clubs out there spewing that they didn't think of it before it turned up in a transcript!!

 

[macca23]

I loved the idea of the "investment year" - there will be clubs out there spewing that they didn't think of it before it turned up in a transcript!!

Yeah, we might have bought that ourselves if the club had said that at the beginning of the year!!

 

[Carmo]

Carl that was wicked stuff man!!

David Burtenshaw: Yeah… buys us some time and sells a message. We’re not expecting an instant turnaround but we just want to turn the heat down a notch or two.

Soon as I read that I saw Racheal Hunter in crows colours going "it wont happen overnight but it will happen!!"

Now you need to do one with Craigy, Burts, Triggy and Phil discussing about how this guy on bigfooty takes the piss out of them.........and what to do about him......

 

[WAG]

Thanks for your support, peeps

Wasn't sure how this one would be received given there weren't too many 'gags' in it. If people laugh, then it's a comedy. If they don't, then it's a drama.

The Adelaide Crows, a tragedy!


Great stuff again CP!

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

Brilliant Spackler.

 

[swanfan]

Neil, when told told to find an alternative gameplan.

 

[Deaneus!]

Kudos to you sir. When satire is done so as to be indistinguishable from reality, you've done a very great thing.

 

[crow4life]

Great read again Carl. Love these transcripts of yours.Wonder if this one or parts of it will make it into Rucci's roast?

 

[chiwigi]

Excellent. I would love to see a transcript of a Port, Crows, SANFL AFL and SACA meeting Carl.

 

[fabs33]

Great work Carl, like others have said before me this transcript really makes us question in our minds whether its fact or fiction that we're reading.

 

[RocknRoll]

If people laugh, then it's a comedy. If they don't, then it's a drama.

Hmm, I have read the same thing said about "Angry Boys".

Great stuff anyway!

 

[StonesThrow]

Cant believe it took me so long to open these threads. Funniest threads on bigfooty!

 

[FR0GGY]

Quality work there Carl, though you shouldnt get too much credit if you just copied the meetings minutes.

 

[Slippery Pete]

Spackler,

I'd actually like you to do a match day transcript. From the coaches box. Any chance?

 

[Wood_Duck]

Spackler,

I'd actually like you to do a match day transcript. From the coaches box. Any chance?

Would be a very short read.

 

[Drugs Are Bad Mackay?]

Spackler,

I'd actually like you to do a match day transcript. From the coaches box. Any chance?

I had a crack at one of those last year here.

Didn't revisit the concept but it has potential...

 

[Slippery Pete]

Would be a very short read.

Exactly, in fact, there should be no reason why he can't finish that by lunch time.

 

[Wood_Duck]

^^^

Neil: Howdy fellas, beautiful day for it.

Bicks: Neil its pissing rain and about 5 degrees.

Neil: Oh, I thought they were spitting on me from the grandstand

Bicks: Put something warm on for god sake would ya

Neil: No no the cold keeps me alert, so that I can stay right on top of whats going on out on the ground.
Ok. Who are we playing?

 

[Slippery Pete]

^^^

Is he the only coach who still wears footy shorts out on the track?

 

[JP Sauce]

Carl, if you lose the bet with Vader do the transcripts stop as well?


Because I'm worried about it!

 

[Slippery Pete]

Carl, if you lose the bet with Vader do the transcripts stop as well?


Because I'm worried about it!

What bet?