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There was a BF poster, who went by the name of Macca
His pre-training reports, are said, to be a real cracka
Many have bowed their heads, in deference, to this sage
Because his utterences, are all but exalted, that you can wage
and whom Moses is said, to have constalled, upon the Mount of Sinai
It is known that our Pete, of Slippery fame, entitled upon said Macca, the Magi of the Crow.
That, you all should know.
 

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There once was a boy named Phil
who was dropped and made us look like a dill
he got shitty, went to West Sydney
and now Criagy is in for a chill.

There once was a forward named Tex
who loved a beer with his mates
hated chasing, Craig got frustrated
decided to sent him back to Norwood
now Sando will get the best of him as a key forward.
 
There once was a poster named Alex
who thought his posting was fantastic
Said training reports sucked, ducked the mucks and went ballistics
then spent a month is in the clink.

My poetry is about as good as Brad Symes kicking. Shocking.
 
Geoffa32 said:
There was a lad named Walker
Who was mates with Jeanch the Talker
When push came to shove
They didn't show much love
But left Rooch with egg on his porker.
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:thumbsu::D Love this!

There was a new coach of the Crows
Spike's the mantle that everyone knows
He made them all tough
With boxing and stuff
Now teammates are coming to blows!

Well that's what the media said,
actually Rooch - the one strange in the head.
He thought it was real
So he wrote this big speel
Now he's left with a face that is red.

Tex and Special J actually had the last say
with their tweets going half of the day
Other reporters jumped on
Printing stuff that was wrong
Leaving all of us in total dismay.

How could they get it so wrong? we all thought
So much baloney that all came to naught.
Tex and Matty were great
because they're truly good mates
A great lesson to all has been taught.
 
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Drugs Are Bad Mackay? said:
He was the Crows most famous name
All he wanted was a farewell game
Neil said "Nuts to you,
You're not best 22,"
Now his sons hate the club just the same


(pun intended)
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Oh man, had forgotten that this certified gold existed
 
Young and Strong

We are young and strong
I wonder if we can win the flag
I hear the roar of the crowd
I see the cup held up high
I want to believe it is true
We are young and strong

I dream we play the game
I see it every night
I touch the holy grail
I worry it is not true
I would be sad if we came last, but
We are young and strong

I'm sure that we are good enough
I say that we can win
I dream of finals glory
If we can beat the best
I hope for the ultimate prize
We are young and strong
 

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ode to the humble Crow.

Too smart to be roadkill
And graceful in flight
A blue shim in those feathers as black as black night.

Announces his presence with a loud vengeful .......ffffffffaaaaaaarrrrrrkkk!!!!!
Can be heard from The Moon! and the hallowed “Footy Park”

Graham Kennedy foolishly copied its tune.
But was cut from the air the next afternoon.

Since that fateful day Crow hasnt forgotten
That Genus "Victorian" by nature, is ROTTEN!!
 

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