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You should be worried when the person delivering your pizza is also your financial planner.
 
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I walked into the MCC last week without a tie.
The doorman refused me entry. You have to have a tie.
Raced back to my car - no tie. All I had was a set of jumper leads which I fashioned into a tie and walked back to the door.
Doorman looked at me and said - that will do - in you go, but don't you try and start anything.
 
Shocked to hear it GK
 
gokangas said:
I walked into the MCC last week without a tie.
The doorman refused me entry. You have to have a tie.
Raced back to my car - no tie. All I had was a set of jumper leads which I fashioned into a tie and walked back to the door.
Doorman looked at me and said - that will do - in you go, but don't you try and start anything.
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I suppose that that's your current joke :cool:
 
I felt drained after having to read it.

Is there some way he can be charged?
 
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