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big_e said:
The meek shall inherit the Earth.

Unfortunately for the meek, He was referring to a shitty nightclub in Adelaide.

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By the time we finish with it the meek won't have much left to inherit.
 
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
 

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How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
 
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
 
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
 
Q: Why are balloons so expensive?
A: Inflation.
 
gokangas said:
Look at 6:30 on a clock or watch. The two hands face the bottom. 'Hands down".
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I can’t read clocks so I wouldn’t know
 

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Ligma said:
My high school failed me
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The hands are the things that look like legs. They move around. The thing with numbers is the face. It stays still. At 6:30 the hands face down. When you work it out put your hand up like the teacher said. Until then, keep your hands down. If it makes no sense put your hands on your head and sit in the corner and face the wall.

That's how you learn to tell the time.
 
Ligma said:
Leave rn
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I was going to tell you a story about what happened to a friend’s clock
But I fear it’s second hand information
 
Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas.
 
Tectonic said:
Man you can never trust a clock

Every time it's something different!
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I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
 

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