Dangerfield on Kelly

[LukeParkerno1]

Should be 5!

I’d be satisfied with 3-4 but I agree.

 

[DanWA]

The superstar Cat did not give evidence as he was not challenging the conduct.

At least he finally admitted to it

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

'Siri...where would one find a legal dictionary?'

Did you say an eagles deckchair?

 

[SacksonvilleJags]

It's meant to be a defensive action to protect your own space around the ball for a pick-up or protect your team-mate, not to clear a guy out. The leaving the ground thing truly is just to maximise impact on your opponent


Bumping Technique
Stay low. No hitting opponents head.

Oh no they got this all wrong

Bumping Technique
Stay low? No, hitting opponents head

Criminally underrated comment here!!!!!

 

[BF Tiger]

Who in Geelong is called Wilbur?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

At least he finally admitted to it

Took him long enough

 

[StevenwellerHFC]

Just make him retire, not allowed to play ever again

 

[DamoESP]

RESULT
The jury has graded the incident as severe impact.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

RESULT
The jury has graded the incident as severe impact.

Haha

So Siri didn’t help LOL

 

[DamoESP]

Haha

So Siri didn’t help LOL

Maybe his defence lawyer should have used dictionary.com instead?

 

[Thedeftouch]

Siri can you find me a better lawyer

 

[spudmaster]

I hope the tribunal ask Siri what an appropriate punishment is.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

I’d be satisfied with 3-4 but I agree.

That is utter bullshit. In the realms as being half as bad as Gaff.
A bump a split second later is not half as severe as a cowardly king hit.

This should be no more than 1-2 but the rules at the AFL are ****ed and penalise outcome over action.
Martin could punch blokes all the way to a brownlow because he caused no harm. The same punch breaks a wrist and it'd be 1-2 weeks.

 

[Mancey]

That has to have been the worst effort at a tribunal defence since Quinten Lynch

Quinten Lynch

Age

41

Ht

192cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.4

4star

K

9.9

4star

HB

4.5

3star

M

5.4

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

9.2

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.4

3star

M

2.8

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.6

5star

said he only hit a bloke because he was clumsy

 

[SBYM]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Maybe his defence lawyer should have used dictionary.com instead?

Are they sure this bloke is a lawyer lol

Even Jackie from Seinfeld is better

 

[Fabab]

3 weeks is it?

 

[brutus76]

"Siri why are they picking on me"

SIRI = "Patrick it's because you're a douche and a flog of the highest order"

 

[LukeParkerno1]

That has to have been the worst effort at a tribunal defence since Quinten Lynch said he only hit a bloke because he was clumsy

No this was worse!

 

[TheKITC]

The AFL has submitted that a three-week penalty is appropriate.

Probably fair enough.

 

[LukeParkerno1]

That is utter bullshit. In the realms as being half as bad as Gaff.
A bump a split second later is not half as severe as a cowardly king hit.

This should be no more than 1-2 but the rules at the AFL are f’ed and penalise outcome over action.
Martin could punch blokes all the way to a brownlow because he caused no harm. The same punch breaks a wrist and it'd be 1-2 weeks.

Severe means 3 minimum and let’s not pretend this is his first offence he’s no Toby Greene but he’s not a cleanskin either. 3-4 is about right

 

[brutus76]

Well Paddy you can now spend an elongated Easter casting a surf rod out at Mogg's Creek

 

[DanWA]

Yeah no less than 3 sounds about right

If the AFL wants to make a statement about concussions, the ban should be longer

 

[SBYM]

Something tells me this Siri thing has legs...

 

[powerrrrrrrrrrrr]

Hey Siri

Where can I travel for 3 weeks?