Player Watch Dayne Beams (Retired 2020)

[Deleted member 133504]

I have my lint ready to sprinkle on your final carriage of oak.

Rest well dear badness, rest well.
Josh will weep tears of desperation at his long lost lint love.

I hate being excluded from inside jokes. Fair dinkum. All this talk of "lint"?

I was wrong about you, Saintly, and your equine companion Bad Horse

You blokes aren't Donkeys. You both are pharking Mules!

Honest to goodness, I value this "lint" muppetry about level with your chances of breeding!

if you reached this point, you now know I am being sarcastic. Please explain what "lint" means?

"Dayne, we tried to get a trade with Collingwood but I'm afraid that they don't want you back."

Zorko impersonating Sidebottom: "I do not miss Dayne at all."
Andrews impersonating Goldsack: "I am glad he's gone."
Lester impersonating Blair: "As am I."

Beams: "That's them alright."

This would work in real life, except for two things:

- They couldn't, to their shock and horror, find enough collective orange arse hair from the entire Bears squad, to make a fake beard, which might replicate that of the mighty Sack (would have been totally different story had Mitch Robinson stayed)

- Tyson doesn't use contractions when speaking (damn my year 12 English teacher!!!)

But regardless, this culture reference get's an almighty golf clap from me. Sheer brilliance!

 

[motr]

I would love to get Beams back, but I wouldn’t swap Thomas for him.

Thomas has earned the right to prove he is a a premiership player in his own right.

Beams has always promoted Thomas, I think he’d hate to come back at the expense of Thomas.

 

[TradeDraft]

Seems like are going to drag this one out right to end.

Better not cost us Roughead as well

 

[Mazza1234678]

Anyone who deals with collingwood act like utter xunts

What have we done to other teams seriously

 

[TradeDraft]

Anyone who deals with collingwood act like utter xunts

What have we done to other teams seriously

No Idea. They got some Big Trades done during the Day but Lions are being Pricks about this

 

[Mazza1234678]

Better not cost us Roughead as well

He is good pick up for us

Solid back up for Brodie if he goes down

 

[Go Woods]

No Idea. They got some Big Trades done during the Day but Lions are being Pricks about this

Arrogant f**** can't wait for us to wipe them next year.

 

[TradeDraft]

Arrogant f**** can't wait for us to wipe them next year.

Yep and Next Time they want a Player we just be Pricks like they been

 

[Adz]

What is the realistic time this needs to be done by? 8?

 

[GreekLunatic]

Why are they taking so long morons

 

[Deleted member 133504]

Anyone who deals with collingwood act like utter xunts

What have we done to other teams seriously

Took Nathan Buckley away?

Forget about the fact we let them pinch two of their three flags, while the AFL held their hand along the way

 

[Black_White]

Isn’t Queensland Beams’ home too? Shouldn’t he be equally desperate to stay there?

What an utterly ridiculous argument to mount in this scenario?

Except most of his family/friends are now in Melbourne.

 

[MarkT2]

I doubt the Lions can actually afford Neale in their TPP without losing Beams

Greg Swan said when he started there he couldn't believe how much cap space they had and he's been strong that have capacity since then.

 

[Black_White]

I would love to get Beams back, but I wouldn’t swap Thomas for him.

Thomas has earned the right to prove he is a a premiership player in his own right.

Beams has always promoted Thomas, I think he’d hate to come back at the expense of Thomas.

You underestimate self interest.

 

[Tazzaye]

Anyone remember that yr we nearly got Misiti right on the deadline, bloody happy we didn’t

 

[Mazza1234678]

any chance of packaging Blair into this deal to get it over the line

 

[Black_White]

any chance of packaging Blair into this deal to get it over the line

They’d have to be on the “special” pineapple juice for that one.

 

[Saintly Viewed]

I hate being excluded from inside jokes. Fair dinkum. All this talk of "lint"?

I was wrong about you, Saintly, and your equine companion Bad Horse

You blokes aren't Donkeys. You both are pharking Mules!

Honest to goodness, I value this "lint" muppetry about level with your chances of breeding!

if you reached this point, you now know I am being sarcastic. Please explain what "lint" means?



This would work in real life, except for two things:

- They couldn't, to their shock and horror, find enough collective orange arse hair from the entire Bears squad, to make a fake beard, which might replicate that of the mighty Sack (would have been totally different story had Mitch Robinson stayed)

- Tyson doesn't use contractions when speaking (damn my year 12 English teacher!!!)

But regardless, this culture reference get's an almighty golf clap from me. Sheer brilliance!

Mule you say? Working for Pablo does cause this....


Lint is what bad horse gets out of josh Schache’s belly button.
He then sculpts this

 

[motr]

Externally I think we throw up JT as a trade option because he is from Brisbane. But internally I think the club values him far more than steak knives

 

[Bad Horse]

I hate being excluded from inside jokes. Fair dinkum. All this talk of "lint"?

I was wrong about you, Saintly, and your equine companion Bad Horse

You blokes aren't Donkeys. You both are pharking Mules!

Honest to goodness, I value this "lint" muppetry about level with your chances of breeding!

if you reached this point, you now know I am being sarcastic. Please explain what "lint" means?

How quickly people forget. Was it only one year ago? So much has passed in that brief time...

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52825242/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52846139/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52866796/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52889904/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52940036/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52957695/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/52980558/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53000997/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53022408/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53068620/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53082361/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53108470/

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/posts/53141298/


Ahhhh my Josh...I remember loving you my adonis.

Good times...

 

[TradeDraft]

Anyone remember that yr we nearly got Misiti right on the deadline, bloody happy we didn’t

Hope does not happen again

 

[motr]

You underestimate self interest.

I don’t buy that Beams is self interested.

He went to the lions to be with his Dad and wants to come back to Collingwood for family reasons.

We got a very fair trade on his way out, and he will come back only for a fair trade.

 

[ColinMochrie]

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www...ade-tracker/dayne-beams-is-a-magpie-again/amp

Beams signed the contract. If he had doubts he shouldn't have. I hold nothing against the Lions for not wanting to trade beams. And I sure as hell don't want to pay overs for him.

 

[Temploar]

Fair enough mate but Temploar post tonight has upset me.........sorry.

Love you & everyone else.

Dr has me on some pretty strong meds right now.

Just sent Jordan Roughead a txt message.
"Go the pies!"

(yes I know him.)

 

[left at home]

Love you & everyone else.

Dr has me on some pretty strong meds right now.

Just sent Jordan Roughead a txt message.
"Go the pies!"

(yes I know him.)

Good to see you back on here Temploar