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I have my lint ready to sprinkle on your final carriage of oak.
Rest well dear badness, rest well.
Josh will weep tears of desperation at his long lost lint love.
I hate being excluded from inside jokes. Fair dinkum. All this talk of "lint"?
I was wrong about you, Saintly, and your equine companion Bad Horse
You blokes aren't Donkeys. You both are pharking Mules!
Honest to goodness, I value this "lint" muppetry about level with your chances of breeding!
if you reached this point, you now know I am being sarcastic. Please explain what "lint" means?
"Dayne, we tried to get a trade with Collingwood but I'm afraid that they don't want you back."
Zorko impersonating Sidebottom: "I do not miss Dayne at all."
Andrews impersonating Goldsack: "I am glad he's gone."
Lester impersonating Blair: "As am I."
Beams: "That's them alright."
This would work in real life, except for two things:
- They couldn't, to their shock and horror, find enough collective orange arse hair from the entire Bears squad, to make a fake beard, which might replicate that of the mighty Sack (would have been totally different story had Mitch Robinson stayed)
- Tyson doesn't use contractions when speaking (damn my year 12 English teacher!!!)
But regardless, this culture reference get's an almighty golf clap from me. Sheer brilliance!
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