Dayne Zorko & The Christmas Handshake

[Lavender Bushranger]

Man I love Dayne Zorko

15

Dayne Zorko

Age

35

Ht

175cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

8.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

14.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

5.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

6.6

5star

CL

1.2

4star

.

He's such a 'dislikable' guy, but every time I bristle at his shitty behaviour and carry-on, I have to remind myself that at least I actually feel something when watching AFL footy when he's around.

Reading his comments about Miller goosing him was just so refreshing.


So here's a shout out to the jerks of the game. Without you, footy would be even more boring than it already is. So for that, I applaud you.


Zorko, Cody Weightman

3

Cody Weightman

Age

23

Ht

179cm

Wt

75kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

1star

K

4.0

1star

HB

2.5

2star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.0

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

6.5

2star

K

4.0

2star

HB

2.5

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

G

1.0

4star

, Jack Higgins, Nathan Murphy

28

Nathan Murphy

Age

25

Ht

192cm

Wt

90kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

3star

MG

176.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

11.5

3star

K

6.5

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

4star

MG

176.5

3star

and co. - keep it coming.


Discuss...

 

[Borussia Teeth]

 

[JyeDye]

Toby Greene

4

Toby Greene

Age

31

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.7

5star

K

12.5

5star

HB

10.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.2

4star

D

17.5

4star

K

9.5

4star

HB

8.0

4star

M

4.8

4star

T

1.0

2star

G

2.3

5star

D

26.6

5star

K

12.4

5star

HB

14.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

3.6

5star

G

0.0

1star

owns this thread. Whenever he's on the TV he's either gonna kick a bag, or cop a suspension. Singlehandedly has me watching GWS games.

 

[The Punter]

How does Jack Higgins get lumped in with Dayne Zorko

15

Dayne Zorko

Age

35

Ht

175cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.4

5star

K

13.2

5star

HB

8.2

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

6.0

5star

CL

3.6

5star

D

14.0

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

5.0

5star

CL

2.0

4star

D

16.4

4star

K

9.8

4star

HB

6.6

4star

M

5.2

5star

T

6.6

5star

CL

1.2

4star

?

 

[Breretonisahood]

Man I love Dayne Zorko.

He's such a 'dislikable' guy, but every time I bristle at his shitty behaviour and carry-on, I have to remind myself that at least I actually feel something when watching AFL footy when he's around.

Reading his comments about Miller goosing him was just so refreshing.


So here's a shout out to the jerks of the game. Without you, footy would be even more boring than it already is. So for that, I applaud you.


Zorko, Cody Weightman, Jack Higgins, Nathan Murphy and co. - keep it coming.


Discuss...

Goggles has to be in the list of jerks. Can’t stand the way he struts and gobs off on the rare occasion he does something actually useful.

 

[Truckosaurus]

How does Jack Higgins get lumped in with Dayne Zorko?

I think it's for showing personality when speaking to the media rather than general conduct.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

How does Jack Higgins get lumped in with Dayne Zorko?

He's a twerp. That's why.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Goggles has to be in the list of jerks. Can’t stand the way he struts and gobs off on the rare occasion he does something actually useful.

Who's Goggles?

 

[The Punter]

He's a twerp. That's why.

Has he ever sledged an opponent about their mother that left them in tears? Zorko is in a league of his own as a "twerp".

 

[HarryBeef]

Who's Goggles?

Number 46 for the Pies, tall bloke.

 

[garlic munchers]

Man I love Dayne Zorko.

He's such a 'dislikable' guy, but every time I bristle at his shitty behaviour and carry-on, I have to remind myself that at least I actually feel something when watching AFL footy when he's around.

Reading his comments about Miller goosing him was just so refreshing.


So here's a shout out to the jerks of the game. Without you, footy would be even more boring than it already is. So for that, I applaud you.


Zorko, Cody Weightman, Jack Higgins, Nathan Murphy and co. - keep it coming.


Discuss...

Looking at the vision, that pretty untidy by Miller (would have well and truly known what he had grabbed by the time Zorko rolled over him and you can see he is still holding onto Zorko's todger).

Would have caused an all in brawl at any other level of footy.

After tissues Petty (your list has no credibility leaving this toss off) and touchy Touk, the ledger is coming around in Zorko's favour.

 

[JyeDye]

Has he ever sledged an opponent about their mother that left them in tears? Zorko is in a league of his own as a "twerp".

Zorko shouldn't have points taken off him because Petty cried over a 'ya mum' joke. He's a twerp for other reasons, eg. cheating on his missus just after having a child.

 

[The Punter]

Zorko shouldn't have points taken off him because Petty cried over a 'ya mum' joke. He's a twerp for other reasons, eg. cheating on his missus just after having a child.

Ok, I understand now. Zorko is only half the twerp Jake Stringer is. Got it.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Zorko shouldn't have points taken off him because Petty cried over a 'ya mum' joke. He's a twerp for other reasons, eg. cheating on his missus just after having a child.

Big difference between telling him a "your mum" joke and telling someone whose mum survived cancer that "I hope your mum dies".

 

[JyeDye]

Big difference between telling him a "your mum" joke and telling someone whose mum survived cancer that "I hope your mum dies".

There would be, fortunately his mother has never had cancer.

 

[garlic munchers]

Has he ever sledged an opponent about their mother that left them in tears? Zorko is in a league of his own as a "twerp".

Has Zorko (or anyone but Petty) ever cried on national TV after a mum sledge and then covered up their embarrassment by letting the sledger be dragged through the mud on the false premise their mum is dying?

Appreciate everyone's mum will eventually be got by 'old age', but surely that's gold medal winning twerpness in any reasonable person's book.

 

[The Punter]

Has Zorko (or anyone but Petty) ever cried on national TV after a mum sledge and then covered up their embarrassment by letting the sledger be dragged through the mud on the false premise their mum is dying?

Appreciate everyone's mum will eventually be got by 'old age', but surely that's gold medal winning twerpness in any reasonable person's book.

That's an award-winning amount of assumptions in one sentence.

Remember that everything Zorko said to Petty was needless. Go get the footy.

 

[JyeDye]

Another obvious one is J. "6ft 1 to 5ft 4 in a flash" Ginnivan.

Always something going on when he's on screen, although not usually Aussie rules football, it's at least something. 41 goals to borderline delisting in your second year is an accomplishment as well.

 

[garlic munchers]

That's an award-winning amount of assumptions in one sentence.

Remember that everything Zorko said to Petty was needless. Go get the footy.

Remember that Petty was so distraught about about a 'hope your mum dies' taunt that it was left to his healthy mum to come our and set the public record straight when the media ran riot with the story she was terminally ill.

Petty (and the Demons)........needless crickets when it suited their narrative.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Has he ever sledged an opponent about their mother that left them in tears? Zorko is in a league of his own as a "twerp".

Not sure. But his flopping and hungriness clearly has him deeply entrenched in the top echelon of twerps of the comp.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Ok, I understand now. Zorko is only half the twerp Jake Stringer is. Got it.

Higgins is a twerp. Zorko and Stringer are jerks.

Hope this helps.

 

[The Punter]

So here's a shout out to the jerks of the game. Without you, footy would be even more boring than it already is. So for that, I applaud you.


Zorko, Cody Weightman, Jack Higgins, Nathan Murphy and co. - keep it coming.


Discuss...

Ok, so can you fix this then in the OP? Thanks.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Ok, so can you fix this then in the OP? Thanks.

No.

 

[The Punter]

No.

Twenty entire posts in a thread to contradict yourself. That's quite an effort.

If Zorko ever ran into Higgins, perhaps he could make a hilarious joke about brain bleeds. It would be in character.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Zorko is a massive campaigner. Papley just behind him. But neither pass the off-field campaignerishness of the Flogpie sex offenders, De Gropey and Crisp