Days since Hawthorn beat the Bombers

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Haha, bullshit.
You played heaps better today than you did against Carlton, and you got some mind boggling bad calls go in your favour.

As a matter of fact, I was going to ask if any Essendon fans thought they could have played any better?

Are you kidding :confused: we played that shitfully we embarrased ourselves tonight.
I would love to know the free kick count.
 

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Hawks had to rely on freak shots from the boundary from Franklin, Muston, Lewis and Osborne to get up in the end against a team which showed up at half time. How embarrassing. They hit the jackpot with some shots on goal they'll never make again and are celebrating like they won a final. :eek:
 
And Luke Hodge's, Sam Mitchell's and Jarred Roughead's true heart was revealed - size of a pea.
efa.

The shriveling up of Mitchell and Roughead's hearts in front of the nation when they were running into open goals at crucial stages was hilarious. Hodge couldn't get near it and his heart shriveled up and he put on the loser's limp all night. Our captain tore Sewell a new anus again. Yep, a one-man band who is nothing more than a one-trick pony (albeit a good trick :D:thumbsu:) is really going places.

Hawthorn's mid-table finish this year will keep them floundering in mediocrity for years. Will keep chasing has-beens like Burgoyne and Gibson in search of a premiership which is completely out of reach with their current list. 4 year deal for Roughead sums up the mediocrity Hawthorn is about to undertake. :D:heart::D
 
efa.

The shriveling up of Mitchell and Roughead's hearts in front of the nation when they were running into open goals at crucial stages was hilarious. Hodge couldn't get near it and his heat shriveled up and he put on the loser's limp all night. Our captain tore Sewell a new anus again. Yep, a one-man band who is nothing more than a one-trick pony (albeit a good trick :D:thumbsu:) is really going places.

Hawthorn's mid-table finish this year will keep them floundering in mediocrity for years. Will keep chasing has-beens like Burgoyne and Gibson in search of a premiership which is completely out of reach with their current list. 4 year deal for Roughead sums up the mediocrity Hawthorn is about to undertake. :D:heart::D

That's spin KRudd would be proud of. :)

Re your limp-wristed efa:

- Mitchell - one error of judgement, but carved you up in the clearances, and would be BOG were it not for the heroics of the biggest star in the competition kicking those two goals of the year.

- Hodge - got injured early with a cork to the knee, and the Scum were dumb enough to keep their tagger on him all night. Still managed to dominate in the last quarter when it mattered.

- Roughead - not lacking heart, just in need of a shrink.

Hope you enjoy your higher-than-us draft picks this year (they'll still be shit, mind), and hope you enjoy watching Mark Williams tear it up for Bendigo whilst Shaun Burgoyne rapidly builds back to his mercurial best.

Thanks Bombers, lots of love from this corner. :):heart:
 

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A win on the back of one player's freakish goals does not excuse the heart-shriveling antics of your captain, vice-captain and Roughead.

Loved Burgoyne's disappearing act in the 2nd half. Would not dare go for the hard-ball. The amount of packs I saw him skirting around was embarrassing.

The hitting of the jackpot with 5 fluke goals will only mask the pea-hearts at Hawthorn. It will do more damage in the long-term. Thanks Buddy. :thumbsu:
 
A win on the back of one player's freakish goals does not excuse the heart-shriveling antics of your captain, vice-captain and Roughead.

Loved Burgoyne's disappearing act in the 2nd half. Would not dare go for the hard-ball. The amount of packs I saw him skirting around was embarrassing.

The hitting of the jackpot with 5 fluke goals will only mask the pea-hearts at Hawthorn. It will do more damage in the long-term. Thanks Buddy. :thumbsu:

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A win on the back of one player's freakish goals does not excuse the heart-shriveling antics of your captain, vice-captain and Roughead.

Loved Burgoyne's disappearing act in the 2nd half. Would not dare go for the hard-ball. The amount of packs I saw him skirting around was embarrassing.

The hitting of the jackpot with 5 fluke goals will only mask the pea-hearts at Hawthorn. It will do more damage in the long-term. Thanks Buddy. :thumbsu:


Some of the crap you're spouting here is funny, however your signature shows you're pinning your hopes on two potatoes. That is way funnier.

Yep we kicked poorly in the first half, you should've been out of the game by half time. Still we were good enough to win so man up, show some respect and stop whining.
 
Some of the crap you're spouting here is funny, however your signature shows you're pinning your hopes on two potatoes. That is way funnier.

Yep we kicked poorly in the first half, you should've been out of the game by half time. Still we were good enough to win so man up, show some respect and stop whining.
Who's whining?

I'm merely laughing at your one-man band. Hawthorn are really going places if they're relying on Buddy to kick 2 or 3 freak goals a game to get over the top of a middle-of-the-road side who shows up at half time. :D:thumbsu:
 
efa.

The shriveling up of Mitchell and Roughead's hearts in front of the nation when they were running into open goals at crucial stages was hilarious. Hodge couldn't get near it and his heart shriveled up and he put on the loser's limp all night. Our captain tore Sewell a new anus again. Yep, a one-man band who is nothing more than a one-trick pony (albeit a good trick :D:thumbsu:) is really going places.

Hawthorn's mid-table finish this year will keep them floundering in mediocrity for years. Will keep chasing has-beens like Burgoyne and Gibson in search of a premiership which is completely out of reach with their current list. 4 year deal for Roughead sums up the mediocrity Hawthorn is about to undertake. :D:heart::D

Nah, McVeighs and Hookers grimaces as they tried to chase down the great one was the icing on the cake for us Hawk supporters.

Isn't McPeaheart a midfielder ? Shouldn't he be fast?

At least Hooker will be happy ... he will feature in the highlight reel of the Goal of the Century for many years to come.
 
HA HA HA I can't believe all the dawks coming out of their hidey holes, it will br great to see them all runaway again after losing thier next few games. :D
 
HA HA HA I can't believe all the dawks coming out of their hidey holes, it will br great to see them all runaway again after losing thier next few games. :D

And where have all the Scum fans gone? :eek:

w***er extraordinaire VANDA, "Mr. Estrogen" The Donners, "Sexually confused zombie hunter" Bombers 2003, all MIA after a game against their bitterest rivals.

Nice of you to show up Mantis.

Didn't catch the last quarter did, you? I heard a certain player did something special... :)
 
And where have all the Scum fans gone? :eek:

w***er extraordinaire VANDA, "Mr. Estrogen" The Donners, "Sexually confused zombie hunter" Bombers 2003, all MIA after a game against their bitterest rivals.

Nice of you to show up Mantis.

Didn't catch the last quarter did, you? I heard a certain player did something special... :)


I stayed until the final siren, did you go to the match? After reading BF, seems most of the dawk supporters on here didn't bother going to the game.

OH & I even posted last night after I got home from the game, even though a tad inebriated. :eek:
 
I stayed until the final siren, did you go to the match? After reading BF, seems most of the dawk supporters on here didn't bother going to the game.

OH & I even posted last night after I got home from the game, even though a tad inebriated. :eek:

There's no way I'm going to miss a Hawks vs Scum game at the G, especially when Buddy's playing. :)

Easily the best game I've seen all season, not for skills, but intensity, and the fact that so many players stood up when it mattered: Franklin, Watson, Winderlich, Osborne, Davey, Rioli.

All made for one of the best contests you'll ever see. And what a ****ing goal. :D
 

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