Live Event *Deep Sigh* COLA's vs Semens

[FISTO]

First I need to melt for a second.

Melt #1

**** you Foxtel. Game of Thrones round is a ****ing stupid idea and I hope you get AIDS next time you decide to hold your think tank at Richmond's safe injection room.

Melt #2

**** you AFL for scheduling Sydney in a prime time slot. There is literally no team worse to watch.

Melt #3

Up The Guts hasn't been boned yet. Its not gonna happen Fox Footy, let it go. Your attempts at comedy shows are pathetic. GAGF campaigners.

Okay on to business.

Big game between 12th and 18th. lolNorf death riding the Dee's will be a feature as they will desperately hope to stay off the bottom of the ladder. Shitney on the other hand will be up and about after their big win last week over the all conquering Blues.

In what on paper promises to be a shoot out with two of the worst back lines in the history of sports, this will no doubt be manipulated into a snooze fest because of the great Paul Roos' DNA being sprayed all over the faces of both of these shitful clubs.

Swans by 21.

 

[FISTO]

Melt #4

Someone has swear filtered the one word version of lol Norf

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Melt #4

Someone has swear filtered the one word version of lol Norf

Lolnorth

 

[Cyclops]

What about lolinorf?

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Lolnorth

lolnorth

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

lolnorth

LOLNORTH

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Hmmm...I swear I am pressing f
Lolnorf

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Hmmm...I swear I am pressing f
Go North!

Okay I will not drive to go pick up the kid from footy training

 

[FISTO]

lmaolgbtxyzNORF

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

lmaolgbtxyzNORF

Is that like the lgbqitru version?
That’s very sjw of you.

 

[FISTO]

Is that like the lgbqitru version?
That’s very sjw of you.

I just want everyone to feel welcome trolling Norf

 

[NorthernLights]

Hope nobody criticised the coin tosser, they’re a bit touchy over that at Cola land.

 

[Good_Old]

Big meanies Melbourne were bullying Sydney before the game. I hope they make a banner about how it's not okay.

 

[deeco]

Can they make these games start at like 630 so I can get an early start on my latest snow trip?

 

[boondy]

Need an app that I can shut Lings microphone off

 

[FISTO]

Meltsham unlucky not to get a free there.

Umps might be cheating for the Swans on early evidence.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Kenny and db swannie could both outrun Nathan Jones

 

[frggr]

Kenny and db swannie could both outrun Nathan Jones

Where is spread em?

 

[deeco]

Zak Jones went down easier than Oliver just then jesus...

 

[FurTheWin]

Where is spread em?

I don't think he's been around since that other Swans guy tore into him

 

[juice t]

 

[frggr]

Geeez, all these Geelong cast-offs starring for their new sides.

 

[Good_Old]

Aliir Aliir is just so athletic, isn't he?

 

[windyhill]

This is trench warfare

 

[Smeg Head]

Best part of that goal is you get a split second close up behind the goals to see Kenny having a melt.