Certified Legendary Thread Delusional Pearlers IV

[Yoda_]

Someone has already penned the “false dawn” article I’m sure. But this is what they do - to everyone. Lots of hot takes based on a season that is not even at the halfway mark.

I was staggered today to learn that there is still 13 rounds to go

 

[Beerfish]

I was staggered today to learn that there is still 13 rounds to go

Thirteen? THIRTEEEEEN?!1

 

[Beerfish]

If they're going after Clarko for saying naughty words. I can't wait for the couple of years of suspensions they hand Chris and Brad Scott.

I mean, they cut to their coaches boxes for reaction images of them losing their shit, you telling me that they're not swearing during those moments?

 

[Don Won]

Would almost sell my soul to beat these pack of cheating campaigners

I mean, why sell your soul when you could get it done for a couple of bags of cash.

 

[DapperDon]

Eat sh!t and die cheating umpires. Tried their best to get the Eagles home.

I mean....just lol

 

[Its Manbearpig]

I mean....just lol

North won the free kick count
Not that it's the be all and end all of fairness

 

[Andronicus]

I mean....just lol

Eagles got a far better run than they deserved.

 

[eth-dog]

It is better this year , we replaced a 35 yr old gun ruck with a 25 yr old gun ruck. We sold Ben Magoo for pick 3 compo, ( I still smile at that outcome) . Got a young Comben fit and firing and yes he is better than Ben Magoo. Brought In McKercker, Duursma, W. Dawson & Hardeman . Got K. Dawson a contract extension and tbh he looks likely. Got Fisher for not much and he's proving to be of value. We got Tommy Powell playing solid footy consistently.
Paul Cutis another who's shows he belongs.

If you want to judge solely from the win/loss table, I can't do much about that.
There are a fair few clubs will will pass in the next 18 or so months. And hopefully we continue on from there.

Kallan Dawson is apparently good and Comben has been better than McKay

 

[Yoda_]

Kallan Dawson is apparently good and Comben has been better than McKay

just seen that. was waiting till you posted it here

 

[mcgrath_truther]

Kallan Dawson is apparently good and Comben has been better than McKay

i think comben has been great but this reeks of pure cope to me

 

[eth-dog]

i think comben has been great but this reeks of pure cope to me

Nah apparently he's hated McKay forever, not just this year.

 

[Beerfish]

Umps had someone in their earpiece about high profile bets placed on Collingwood that needed to get up.

 

[jmoo wan]

oh come now, Beerfish - who amongst us here hasnt had that exact thought whilst watching a magpies game?

 

[emblurr]

This is rich coming from a North supporter. At least our number 1 pick wants to play for us.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

Arrogant at the selection table.

Hogan got an arm chair ride from the umps.

bitter irony with this one, i think

 

[silk]

Heard this conversation between two collingwood supporters at the game on Friday.

"Why are they booing Bobby Hill?"

"Because he is kicking for goal and thats the end their cheer squad sits"

"But isnt it racist to boo someone with that skin colour?"

 

[Yoda_]

This whole thread is a shit show and yet certified and employed by Chieftan himself


Absolute trollop the garbage posted in it

 

[bombadeer]

This whole thread is a shit show and yet certified and employed by Chieftan himself


Absolute trollop the garbage posted in it

Clearly a troll so doesn’t belong here really. I mean, seriously - look at our percentage. It’s bottom 6 territory.

 

[Blind Turn]

This whole thread is a shit show and yet certified and employed by Chieftan himself


Absolute trollop the garbage posted in it

A few things are clear here;
1/ they know there are no Essendon supporters who think this.
2/ knowing this they are trying to play on the general supporter base anxiety related to having repeat failed campaigns.
3/ the mere creation of such a thread means they are a bit worried about the idea of Essendon contending again and want to get a few more ‘jabs’ in while they can (I’m reclaiming ‘jab’).

 

[Yoda_]

A few things are clear here;
1/ they know there are no Essendon supporters who think this.
2/ knowing this they are trying to play on the general supporter base anxiety related to having repeat failed campaigns.
3/ the mere creation of such a thread means they are a bit worried about the idea of Essendon contending again and want to get a few more ‘jabs’ in while they can (I’m reclaiming ‘jab’).

actually, all very valid points

 

[eth-dog]

It's a troll thread in an attempt to deflect from the one about the scum with the same title.

 

[bommer16]

So much fear behind that thread. The very possibility that Essendon could win a flag before Carlton would melt them.

 

[EnolaGay]

This whole thread is a shit show and yet certified and employed by Chieftan himself


Absolute trollop the garbage posted in it

Why waste any energy on a thread like that?


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[raskolnikov]

It will be funny if we do win the flag (not that that's very likely). Awesome backfire.

 

[raskolnikov]

This whole thread is a shit show and yet certified and employed by Chieftan himself


Absolute trollop the garbage posted in it

Chief is a Carlton supporter. Have you never noticed that trolling against Essendon is much more tolerated on the main board than against other clubs? I got a thread ban for calling North Norf yet I see Bummers, Bombres etc allowed all the time.