i laughed at that yesterday, thought it was very clever
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Dennis Commetti 'isms'
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i laughed at that yesterday, thought it was very clever
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- Jul 25, 2009
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Commetti said something very funny about Didak when he kicked that goal on the run after two bounces in the last quarter to win the game but I can't quite remember what it was.
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'Cousins, runs away from Carr. Not the first time'
My all time favourite.
My all time favourite.
Ha, yeah that was a beauty.
I have a chuckle every time I think about that one.
- Jul 25, 2009
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Something like "Didak, the most incredibly talented player on the planet, beats all 18 Carlton players for the ball, then goes back and beats them again for good measure. Lines up a left foot drop kick over his head from the boundary line, it is through….
Just a normal goal for Didak."
"A long kick..., all the way to Holland (Nick)"
"The Hawks are milking the Cats with cold pliers" last qtr 2008 GF.
"The budgie is still on the perch, but he's not moving"
"The Hawks are milking the Cats with cold pliers" last qtr 2008 GF.
"The budgie is still on the perch, but he's not moving"
You're joking?A Gem. You couldn't plan for those, the man is a legend.
Was so obviously planned i was already waiting for it before he'd said it, everyone watching the game had already made their own comments about cousins and "car"
lol if you think "you can't plan for those" you're an idiot. Honestly was so obvious, i prefer the ones you don't expect.
Just because he plans for them doesn't mean they aren't funny.
For those that don't know he carries a book of quotes around with him which he has stored up for the times his scenarios play out.
For those that don't know he carries a book of quotes around with him which he has stored up for the times his scenarios play out.
Yes but if you know it's coming it's not funny, it's like knowing the punch line to a joke.
He had a cracker on Friday night. Commenting on the Roos inaccuracy in the last quarter he said something like, "I hope there's no guys down there looking for a sample after the game." It took me a sec, but he was referring to drug testers and that the Roos had been spraying them everywhere.
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How about the one on Fri night when a Carlton player kicked it across the ground to Nick Stevens, and Commetti said something like "player X goes to the fat side, gee thats unfortunate".
Cant remember the exact line, but i almost dropped my beer.
Cant remember the exact line, but i almost dropped my beer.
Comettie said that the kick went to the fat side and Bucks chipped in with "That's ironic".
"richmond could use some vickery trickery as sydney runs down the clock"
grimlock
Hall of Famer
Commenting on how much Sydney were dominating the game
It's like The Undertaker taking on Rey Misterio Jr. and Rey's done a hammy.
Did anyone catch the full quote when he was talking about a harpoon-wielding woman in sports bar ending badly?
It's like The Undertaker taking on Rey Misterio Jr. and Rey's done a hammy.
Did anyone catch the full quote when he was talking about a harpoon-wielding woman in sports bar ending badly?
- Oct 16, 2008
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On Friday night about Fev looking for a target inside 50, "I don't trust those eyes, looks like he trying to sell persian rugs out of the back seat of his car"
grimlock
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Also something in the first half about White Goodes being a sturdy forward line.
Dennis
Premiership Player
DC on fire tonight as the Dogs are dissecting the Cats
"Geelong are like a frog in a biology lab"
"Geelong are like a frog in a biology lab"
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Team Captain
Dennis had a good one tonight.
On lovett-murray hadballing it to nobody in particular "he's just done a lady gaga - kept everyone guessing"
On lovett-murray hadballing it to nobody in particular "he's just done a lady gaga - kept everyone guessing"
